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[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Of course.

 

You're even a thread mascot LOL...

 

Oh?

 

Nahh.. that's the dread wolf. He wants some SEX.

Didn't even think of the thread mascot thing. *drink* and ROFL You sure it's not the pink Dumbos trying to make me go insane?

[ravenesse]

Yes! Don't make her do it!

 

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Because you'll do it anyway! ROFL

I don't have any control over what my sleep deprived mind conjures! A Solas would definitely be better to me but good luck convincing my subconscious to stop trolling me.

[ravenesse]

Because you'll do it anyway! ROFL

I don't have any control over what my sleep deprived mind conjures!

What can I say... you're a trendsetter!

 

And I love your sleep deprived mind. (Platonically, you don't have to reject me again!)

 

*drinks* I just bought the weirdest girl drink of my entire alcoholical career: Marzipan liqueur. I hate myself for that but it tastes so good, I wanna drown myself in it. Bathtub, candles and all.

 

Mah, one edit too many, IR. Take that:

Gnihihi

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Okay, I can't stop laughing because of you two. I've hit the "EVERYTHING IS EFFIN' HILARIOUS" stage.
The trendsetter calling me a trendsetter, what an honor! I'm glad someone loves my sleep deprived mind because honestly most of the time I think it's a ******.
Sorry about all the edits...(i think there were four or five in that one...oops...) *drink for every edit made*

HB, I don't even know where to go with that one!

[ravenesse]

Why is it that every time your name is mentioned, you miraculously pop up?

 

Stalker/egotistical much?

 

Although.. I don't blame you for being in love with yourself. You're quite the awesome...

 

 

 

It's the reapers.

 

Fact.

 

They're indoctrinating you into beastiality. You know you feel love spreading in your loins, at the thought of some rabid pink elephants knocking down your door...

Pffft, if I could pop op when I was mentioned, there would have been a real Volus vs Desire Demon death match. I'm still a little sad that I missed... whatever weird stuff happened. Otherwise... who knows if BG would wear the sexy nurse suit if I'd been there. Hm... okay, I'm fine with it.

 

Only awesome?

!(!!)

 

I had to google Midori. And melon ist just... ugh. But I'm fine with your desires. As long as we remember to never kiss after we had our favorites

[ravenesse]

Okay, I can't stop laughing because of you two. I've hit the "EVERYTHING IS EFFIN' HILARIOUS" stage.
The trendsetter calling me a trendsetter, what an honor! I'm glad someone loves my sleep deprived mind because honestly most of the time I think it's a ******.
Sorry about all the edits...(i think there were four or five in that one...oops...) *drink for every edit made*

HB, I don't even know where to go with that one!

That's the best stage of all!

 

You're welcome, Honoured Iron Roy.

 

*drinks to that*

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

[Lebanese Dude]

I edit a lot.

I need help.

 

[Paragonslustre]

I edit a lot.

I need help.

 

 

Here ya go!

 

 

That should do it  

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

I edit a lot.

I need help.

 

Yeah, you do.  

[Lebanese Dude]

Yeah, you do.

 

I suffer from prematurepostitis.

[Lebanese Dude]

Why does that make me think of STDs?

 

Well don't worry I'd probably edit it out of your system.

 

Thinly veiled sexual innuendo intended.

[ravenesse]

It was nothing special.. I smacked him around with Andraste's Phallus.. he did some weird biotic god move that failed.. he was knocked out by Andraste's Phallus.. but I pissed myself laughing at his nurse outfit so we both got KO'd at the same time, which resulted in a tie. So we just agreed to share you.

 

I get 4 days of the week, he gets you 3.

 

I can't even remember the mayhem that IR and dame caused... Must've been drunk.

 

Mate I cannot stand watermelon. It repulses me.. but this drink is a whole diff story. It is delicious..

 

Nothing special... yeah

And how come I didn't know about that agreement? Didn't even notice btw. which means that you two don't deserve me.

 

Did I tell you today that your weird?

 

*hides from Destruction Paragon*

 

 

Why does that make me think of STDs?

Because you think of sex all the time, so every long word that sounds like a desease must be sexual transmitted. You're welcome.

[Lebanese Dude]

I picked up on that...

 

But dude!! Unless I'm growing a sack or your growing some boobs.. there's just no chance.

 

Sexual innuendo is genderless. 

Pfft...prude.

[ravenesse]

Pfft. More like you don't deserve us!!

 

How am I being weird? I'm no diff than any other day.. though, I'm not pretending to drink tonight. I'm actually sinking some Captain Morgan so.. that's it?

 

Since when did you take the doc's job?

Is this your way of turning me on? You need not be jealous of the doc.. nor try to imitate her methods of seduction. You both have appeal, in your own unique way...

I knew you had to turn that around. You are such a woman!

 

And we all know that you shouldn't drink rum. Remember the last time you did or pretended to do it here? 'Twas horrible! And you couldn't sleep- And stuff!

 

This pretender here is gonna empty that little bottle. Update every half an hour. All in the name of authenti...cisity. Stay tuned

Spoiler

 

Pfffft! Pfffffffft!

I'm always me! I'm far too stupid to mimic, have you forgotten?

[Paragonslustre]

Nothing special... yeah

And how come I didn't know about that agreement? Didn't even notice btw. which means that you two don't deserve me.

 

Did I tell you today that your weird?

 

*hides from Destruction Paragon*

 

 

Because you think of sex all the time, so every long word that sounds like a desease must be sexual transmitted. You're welcome.

 

Yeah, I feel like doing that to a small hand-held console today which has a .... problem.  I know what's wrong, i know how to fix it, but I just can't get the fecking screws out (warranty expired 2 months ago).

 

 

 

I need a drink.  Cabot, mead and splash a whisky in it.  Drinks.

 

I picked up on that...

 

But dude!! Unless I'm growing a sack or your growing some boobs.. there's just no chance.

 

 ppppppffffffffffttttttttt!!  sprays drink everywhere  Hahahahahah!!

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

*sits back and watches the show*