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[ravenesse]

Yeah, I feel like doing that to a small hand-held console today which has a .... problem.  I know what's wrong, i know how to fix it, but I just can't get the fecking screws out (warranty expired 2 months ago).

 

 

 

I need a drink.  Cabot, mead and splash a whisky in it.  Drinks.

 

 

 ppppppffffffffffttttttttt!!  sprays drink everywhere  Hahahahahah!!

 

*sits back and watches the show*

*hides behind iron roy*whispers platonically in her ear*

Paragon really is a destroyer, isn't she? Last week her keyboard... now that...

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

*hides behind iron roy*whispers platonically in her ear*

Paragon really is a destroyer, isn't she? Last week her keyboard... now that...

I find it funny you've started to add 'platonically' to most things.

I wonder what else we can get Paragon to destroy....

[ravenesse]

****** please.. I only pretend to drink during the working week. Tis now the weekend.. at least, in the future, where I reside. And I only do that because I'm paranoid of getting this thread lock due to off-topic.. so we must at least pretend to drink. And WTF.. IR does the same thing so how can she get away with it and I can't!?

 

Wait.. what DID happen when I supposedly pretended to be drunk? Is that the night we fucked?

 

 

Gnihihi, that's hilarious! Don't derail the thread!

 

Okay, the difference between you and IR is that I'm still not sure if IR knows that her mead

(DO NOT CLICK THAT SPOILER, IR!)

Spoiler

is non-alcoholic.

 

Wait, wot? We only had sex once?

 

 

I find it funny you've started to add 'platonically' to most things.

I wonder what else we can get Paragon to destroy....

I just hate when people tell me over and over again that they don't want me. That destroys my ego.

 

Hm... *looks around*sings along with voly if the lyrics are indicated by a hopping green blob*

*shoves MaryDen in Paragon's general direction*

[ravenesse]

Without further words.

[Lebanese Dude]

Not HB ignoring my quip

 

The shade.

[ravenesse]

   Hold on, checking...

 

EDIT:  "100 Most Weirdest and Rarest Animals in the World Real Pictures (Not Photoshopped)"  Not sure wtf those things are as I have no intention of watching it all, but  guessing some sort of sea floor life thingy.

First comment on YT:

'Okay, so, just to check, am I the only one who clicked on this video because the thumbnail looked like a bunch of penises?'

[ravenesse]

I'm sorry. Yes.. only once. The reapers demand it.. they indoctrinated you, made you believe we've fucked many-a-times, but in your dreams, you were licked then taken hard and fast by a desire demon.

 

Err... did I just see a bunch of dongs?

Sorry, but my dreams belong to the Dread Wolf.

My daydreams otherwise... well... you get your share

 

And yes, the OBB picture is there

[Paragonslustre]

****** please.. I only pretend to drink during the working week. Tis now the weekend.. at least, in the future, where I reside. And I only do that because I'm paranoid of getting this thread lock due to off-topic.. so we must at least pretend to drink. And WTF.. IR does the same thing so how can she get away with it and I can't!?

 

Wait.. what DID happen when I supposedly pretended to be drunk? Is that the night we fucked?

 

 

 

A drink, you say?

 

*Puts a mug under Cullen's willy, he squirts in it, gives it to Paragon*

 

Hmm. What can we call this one?

 

A straight shot?

 

My imagination is lacking somewhat.

 

 

 

Wot show?

 

We aren't getting it on... just yet. I like to build it up.

 

Looks in mug. That won't get me drunk .....

 

I find it funny you've started to add 'platonically' to most things.

I wonder what else we can get Paragon to destroy....

 

No, I didn't break it - it's a known issue.  I just need to get inside the damn thing   picks up 'mug' to slurp 'booze' but slams it down in temper.

[ravenesse]

Education, guys!

[Paragonslustre]

^^Oh sweet maker, that's even worse!

 

Edit - ya ninja'd me HB.  Well, I've got to go and find me a tiny screwdriver.  Not in the mood for drinking.  Slides the mug that HB handed Paragon down the bar to Roly.  Here mate, you can finish it.

 

Strolls forlornly out, wanders back in grapple hooks Maryden and boots her spraying innards everywhere.  That's better 

 

Skips out.

 

[ravenesse]

At least it's the most agile penis I've ever seen *drinks*

 

 

LMAO.

 

Oh I'm just so ****** good!!

 

In before...

 

"The magic is gone"

 

(Or whatever it is you like to say when people brag about themselves)

 

Mah, it's not me... it's a EDI quote *sigh*

Besides this yes... you are so f'n good.

[ravenesse]

Wait. You love penis.

 

Once you saw Solas's you were inclined to romance that potatohead...

 

*Ducks from rabid Solasmancers*

 

 

 

I'm glad you've realized the truth.

 

The reapers demand it.

I think it's more about that we Solasmancers love him even though we saw...

 

The reapers can kiss my pimply-internet-guy-ass.

 

More education, as there (of course) is a lady part

And the first thing dude's want to do is to put a stick in there... typical.

[ravenesse]

Did you know that zoophilia is legal in the Netherlands? (OK, it was, I'm not sure if it is still) I once went to a sex museum in Amsterdam and... eh... the pictures I saw... yeah. So sure, I need to spread and share the eh... love!

 

Besides, that's BG's fault, he brought me to the penis fishes!

 

[edit] No penisses, no vaginas... you're hard to please, HB [/edit]

[ravenesse]

Well bugger me dead, shave me dead and call me Branka!!

 

(Yeah, I know that made little sense)

 

The Dutch are an open minded bunch.. I mean first, you can get stoned in cafes!? Fark yeah, I wanted to go...

 

Until.

 

They made it illegal for foreigners to do it too.

 

I like vagina!! Just attached to female humans and not.. OBBs.

Reminds me of 'shave my back and call me an elf' *delighted sigh*

 

Hrhr, as far as I know they are changing it back, 'cause (who would have thought...) now they've got all the dealers and foreign junkies out on the streets again

 

But... I can't post videos of human vaginas on BSN, HB.

Eh... I need a moderator. Would that be a warning point or a ban?