Roy! -Wait, did someone spike her drink?

No. You're not in a relationship with any celebrity.
You're on a roll of snark today, Traggy!! And... *gasp* you haven't hidden the posts!!
I'm so PLATONICALLY proud of you.
And uh oh. I think Foley is experiencing erotomania. Poor bugger.
I just realised how weird I am.. I don't ever get crushes on celebs or other real life people. But characters? got a dozen of those crushes, most of them are characters from books that have not got a movie/animated/visual thing based on them.
I think I'm becoming this way. Anything to do with real life romance kinda sucks, and should only be an idea in my brain, that should never surface 
Never had a crush on a book character. But I do have a crush on Lagertha from Vikings... and I am only attracted to her as the viking character. Not her celebrity self.
Its his fault probably.
....I wonder if this is a joke at my expense again. 
It is funny though I did not really like Hermione Granger too much in the books. She was all right. There aren't that many just AMAZING female characters out there. Aside from Cassandra Pentaghast of course.
Hermione Granger? Really?
*Foley enjoys thanksgiving dinner with Rey*
Have you written a friendfic about your faux-relationship yet? Although.. I guess it wouldn't classify as friendfic, but fanfic.