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Welcome to the world of delusions! Where you have conversations with yourself as imaginary separate entities (in your case, this was brought on by Star Wars fangirling rather than drugs, so that's good I guess)

Its called being a writer. wait does this mean all writers are delusional?  ****. :P


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SLOWER, SCHOOL INTERNET! I DON'T THINK YOU'RE SLOW ENOUGH. Gah. Three hour breaks suck.

 

I'm not even mad, that was an awesome hit

 

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...Seems Rey was the only one who is concerned if I am ok or not, even if she does not know my name.  

 

You'll be ok Han, I'm gonna get an ambulance.  

 

...you can stop now. 

 

Classy lassie, she be.


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SLOWER, SCHOOL INTERNET! I DON'T THINK YOU'RE SLOW ENOUGH. Gah. Three hour breaks suck.

 

 

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Classy lassie, she be.

IDK this makes Rey seem like a total bimbo.   :lol:   Which A I do not think she is and B. something I am not attracted too. 



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Its called being a writer. wait does this mean all writers are delusional?  ****. :P

 

I do believe (without evidence, trusting my godly knowingness) that the two are linked. Delusions are basically when the veil between reality and imagination are blurred and you can't tell one from the other. In practice that makes for some good writing... if done right. Or some major fuckedupness.. have you ever read Philip K Dick's Exogesis?



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Whatever. But I'm blaming you next time I speak to my psyche about my delusions. ;)

 

Shadowrun is definitely worth the fall... a couple of things in case you didn't know. Combat is turn based and there is no cutscenes or anything.. just walls of text. But the writing is so good I got into it... it even encouraged me to go back to DAI (very casually and slowly) and read all the codex entries. And I wish I did that sooner because it makes things a hell of a lot more interesting.

Oh I'm totally cool with no cutscenes and walls of text as long as the writing is good and immersive *Lovingly looks at Pillars of Eternity* :wub:


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Whatever. But I'm blaming you next time I speak to my psyche about my delusions. ;)

 

Shadowrun is definitely worth the fall... a couple of things in case you didn't know. Combat is turn based and there is no cutscenes or anything.. just walls of text. But the writing is so good I got into it... it even encouraged me to go back to DAI (very casually and slowly) and read all the codex entries. And I wish I did that sooner because it makes things a hell of a lot more interesting.

 

 

 

We were each other's first on the DQmance. We will always be close.. but you know what they say about the bi ladies. They can eat tofu for a while but eventually they want some real meat. ;)

 

Thank goodness I know exactly where to take that piece of wisdom.

 

Shoot, if I'd known that you might have got a visit from Emma instead of Daisy on your twitch  ;)

 

That would've been a lot more "WTF" on Al's side. Potentially a lot more hilarious on ours.

 

Also you could merge them.

 

*spit take*

 

But that crush ended about six years ago.  Mind you she is still a breattakingly gorgeous woman but my last 'I am gonna meet her and do things with her' fantasy was ages ago. 

 

Oh. Oh...

 

Uh...

No comment.

 

Though you did say "last" so I guess... no, shutting up now.

 

Its called being a writer. wait does this mean all writers are delusional?  ****. :P

 

Well, in my imagination, it's "this character speaks to this other character" - I never talk to my characters.


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I do believe (without evidence, trusting my godly knowingness) that the two are linked. Delusions are basically when the veil between reality and imagination are blurred and you can't tell one from the other. In practice that makes for some good writing... if done right. Or some major fuckedupness.. have you ever read Philip K Dick's Exogesis?

No. :P



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IDK this makes Rey seem like a total bimbo.   :lol:   Which A I do not think she is and B. something I am not attracted too. 

 

Well, think of it as a "Ah come on you big baby, let's get you to the hospital"

 

As long as your immersion is not broken, right.


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Thank goodness I know exactly where to take that piece of wisdom.

 

 

That would've been a lot more "WTF" on Al's side. Potentially a lot more hilarious on ours.

 

 

*spit take*

 

 

Oh. Oh...

 

Uh...

No comment.

 

Though you did say "last" so I guess... no, shutting up now.

 

 

Well, in my imagination, it's "this character speaks to this other character" - I never talk to my characters.

*snort*. :P  yes last implies there are more then one...

 

I have before.  



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Well, think of it as a "Ah come on you big baby, let's get you to the hospital"

 

As long as your immersion is not broken, right.

But its the kind of set up you'd see in a sit com.  'The hot busty woman has a good heart but is a total airhead* 



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Oh I'm totally cool with no cutscenes and walls of text as long as the writing is good and immersive *Lovingly looks at Pillars of Eternity* :wub:


*sighs* Planescape Torment. Never found anything comparable.

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Also, Donk, Rivaini managed to bang Poods. I'm not tapping zoophilia, nope. We Dalish are close to nature. Doesn't mean we rub out noses in it. Or, you know, other body parts.

 

*snort*. :P  yes last implies there are more then one...

 

I have before.  

 

Ha!

 

*stands on a moral highground ambiguous in it's nature*

 

 

 

Also, what sick man sends babies to fight me! Errrr, I mean, what sick man talks to his own OCs? :P


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But that crush ended about six years ago.  Mind you she is still a breattakingly gorgeous woman but my last 'I am gonna meet her and do things with her' fantasy was ages ago. 

 

Well, at least I got you pronouncing Daisy's surname correctly .... so my work here is done.  You're welcome by the way ...

 

And now back to FO4, if there is another settler in my bed I'm gonna shoot the fecker in the head.  Ooh, not long until 3100.  Later DQ.


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Speaking of writing. I should really get a chapter out. It's been ages.

 

I wish I had brains.. I could make a BSN RPG game. With romances.
 


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Also, Donk, Rivaini managed to bang Poods. I'm not tapping zoophilia, nope. We Dalish are close to nature. Doesn't mean we rub out noses in it. Or, you know, other body parts.

 

 

Ha!

 

*stands on a moral highground ambiguous in it's nature*

 

 

 

Also, what sick man sends babies to fight me! Errrr, I mean, what sick man talks to his own OCs? :P

oh Serza.

 

Well, at least I got you pronouncing Daisy's surname correctly .... so my work here is done.  You're welcome by the way ...

 

And now back to FO4, if there is another settler in my bed I'm gonna shoot the fecker in the head.  Ooh, not long until 3100.  Later DQ.

Huh?  Confused.  I was saying her name the right way all along.  I just enjoy saying Ride-ly for s&gs



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Speaking of writing. I should really get a chapter out. It's been ages.

 

I wish I had brains.. I could make a BSN RPG game. With romances.
 

this reminds me of the old Martian brain sucker joke. 



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Also, Donk, Rivaini managed to bang Poods. I'm not tapping zoophilia, nope. We Dalish are close to nature. Doesn't mean we rub out noses in it. Or, you know, other body parts.

 

 

Ha!

 

*stands on a moral highground ambiguous in it's nature*

 

 

 

Also, what sick man sends babies to fight me! Errrr, I mean, what sick man talks to his own OCs? :P

 

Well the reason I stopped having sex with her is cause she fucked Beren (in volus form) and squirted out a 'yellow thing'.. alas, that is a tale to be told in another friendfic trilogy I wrote, but never finished.

 

And yeah.. she started banging Poodle. And I had other projects to work on ;) But still... she's a good lay. I'll give her that.



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Edit:  Top - OK

Spoiler

Great caption and gorgeous Laurelin... damn... I really want to like this! *Repeatedly clicks like button but nothing happens* *drinks* Done! :D

 

I wish I had brains.. I could make a BSN RPG game. With romances.

It would be the best game ever if it wasn't for TW3


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Wait.  Someone screwed the Volus?  I missed some whacky **** before I made my appearance here didn't I?


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Well, at least I got you pronouncing Daisy's surname correctly .... so my work here is done.  You're welcome by the way ...

 

And now back to FO4, if there is another settler in my bed I'm gonna shoot the fecker in the head.  Ooh, not long until 3100.  Later DQ.

 

Hah, yeah. Good job Paragon. :D

 

Speaking of writing. I should really get a chapter out. It's been ages.

 

I wish I had brains.. I could make a BSN RPG game. With romances.
 

 

And as an easter egg, you could include Roy, whose heart icon you could click as many times as you'd want, but the romance would never start.

And then me, gated to lady elves. And so ultimately unlucky that I'd never have a romance arc, either.

 

That'd be totally like DQ.


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Well the reason I stopped having sex with her is cause she fucked Beren (in volus form) and squirted out a 'yellow thing'.. alas, that is a tale to be told in another friendfic trilogy I wrote, but never finished.

 

And yeah.. she started banging Poodle. And I had other projects to work on ;) But still... she's a good lay. I'll give her that.

 

See? I ain't bangin' zoophilia and a yellow-thing-mother. Nope, sorry Rivaini.

 

I don't care she's good, but I simply ain't... Ugh. Not very gentlemanly of me, is it.



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What'd be worse meeting Daisy, shaking her hand, and either staring or breaking out into a fit of giggles?



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Also, Donk, Rivaini managed to bang Poods.


That's no news at all. I'm banging Poodle on a regular basis.

Well the reason I stopped having sex with her is cause she fucked Beren (in volus form) and squirted out a 'yellow thing'.. alas, that is a tale to be told in another friendfic trilogy I wrote, but never finished.

And yeah.. she started banging Poodle. And I had other projects to work on ;) But still... she's a good lay. I'll give her that.

Ugh, you're so dramatic. But right about the last point.

Edit: Besides Serza, there never was the option for you to bang me. I'm far too locked with zoophilia on my mind. And I really hope Poodle won't see this confession.
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Wait.  Someone screwed the Volus?  I missed some whacky **** before I made my appearance here didn't I?

 

The volus was actually a bit of a player. I mean, one particular woman just couldn't take the heat so she cracked the shits, went away, came back and totally snobbed us all. Not gonna mention names though ;)

 

 

Hah, yeah. Good job Paragon. :D

 

 

And as an easter egg, you could include Roy, whose heart icon you could click as many times as you'd want, but the romance would never start.

And then me, gated to lady elves. And so ultimately unlucky that I'd never have a romance arc, either.

 

That'd be totally like DQ.

 

I have been bouncing ideas around in my head, about the Roymance (or lack thereof for a better word).

 

You really lucked out there, bud. I can retcon and have Merrill show up? Or there is the OTHER option.. retcon and make MileyChicken with elfy ears?



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That's no news at all. I'm banging Poodle on a regular basis.
Ugh, you're so dramatic. But right about the last point.

Edit: Besides Serza, there never was the option for you to bang me. I'm far too locked with zoophilia on my mind. And I really hope Poodle won't see this confession.

 

Pfft you're stale news anyway, lady. ;)