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Oh, you've got a retriever?! <3

 

It would be okay, if you're not only the giver... during a time span of several hours... maybe? Please? ;)

 

Smash my dreams again.

 

 

Waaah, he said Zero!

 

OO MOTHERFUCKING L!!

 

But yes.. I have a retriever.

 

And yes, we can take turns. ;)

 

 

*lazily dame crosses a courtyard and heads to the tavern, smiling contentedly with anticipation of the upcomming weekend*
 
*notices strange group of people standing in front of the tavern's entrace*
 
[random NPC]: "I heard rumors.. but... I never thought It's real!... Weird sh*t happens there, I tell ya'... At least now they wrote it down... Maybe we should warn the templars.. "
 
*dame gently shoves idlers out of her way while smirking to herself, she knows better then any of them ever will* 
 
*self-assuredly she ignores freshly painted warning and opens the door*
 
[dame]: ".....
 
.............
 
:huh:
....."
 
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[dame to herself]:   :?Such nice evening, I think trees in a garden look lovely... 

 

 

Err... what are you up to this time Dame!?

 

Btw I think nurse boy has feelings for you. :blink:


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#7727
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Smashing dreams is what I do.
Zero LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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whats wrong with coke zero? :P

 

It is funny I was in my place of work the other day and I was shopping for Coke Zero in bottles...and they did not have good enough big ones.  So I thought, well if I am going to have to get cans might as well get the really good stuff *buys A&W* :lol:

I don't really want to know what you need 'big enough bottles' for.

 

 

*lazily dame crosses a courtyard and heads to the tavern, smiling contentedly with anticipation of the upcomming weekend*
 
*notices strange group of people standing in front of the tavern's entrace*
 
[random NPC]: "I heard rumors.. but... I never thought It's real!... Weird sh*t happens there, I tell ya'... At least now they wrote it down... Maybe we should warn the templars.. "
 
*dame gently shoves idlers out of her way while smirking to herself, she knows better then any of them ever will* 
 
*self-assuredly she ignores freshly painted warning and opens the door*
 
[dame]: ".....
 
.............
 
:huh:
....."
 
giphy.gif
 
[dame to herself]:   :?Such nice evening, I think trees in a garden look lovely... 

 

The Grand Dame is... *looks at closing door* was back.

*yells after her* BG wrote a song for you! He missed you! And stay behind that door, or you might get humped if he finds out you're alive.


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#7728
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never mind that it would mean Andraste has lost way too many of them.

 

Doc!!!

 

*Humps*

 

Ahh.. Rivaini. Feel free to join in.



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I don't really want to know what you need 'big enough bottles' for.

 

The Grand Dame is... *looks at closing door* was back.

*yells after her* BG wrote a song for you! He missed you! And stay behind that door, or you might get humped if he finds out you're alive.

 

LOL....

Doc!!!

 

*Humps*

 

Ahh.. Rivaini. Feel free to join in.

*in relation to the other post* LOL


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#7730
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OO MOTHERFUCKING L!!

 

But yes.. I have a retriever.

 

And yes, we can take turns. ;)

 

Looooock...

 

Doc!!!

 

*Humps*

 

Ahh.. Rivaini. Feel free to join in.

DAMN!

Ok. Not that locked.



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Looooock...

 

DAMN!

Ok. Not that locked.

 

*Heartbroken*

 

Oh come on!!

 

Can't it be like in DA:O when you romance either Alistair or Lel.. and you have a threesome with Isabela at The Pearl?



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I'm just going to go slay this dragon in Crestwood...


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I'm just going to go slay this dragon in Crestwood...

 

That's what I said.


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That's what I said.

Is this a modification of 'that's what she said'?



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*Heartbroken*

 

Oh come on!!

 

Can't it be like in DA:O when you romance either Alistair or Lel.. and you have a threesome with Isabela at The Pearl?

But you already had to be locked to achieve the threesome in DA:O. So that's totally different!

 

I'm just going to go slay this dragon in Crestwood...

'Stache it down, biatch! And don't forget to place the 'Iron Roy was here' trademark afterwards :D


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Is this a modification of 'that's what she said'?

 

Something along those lines... :lol:

 

 

But you already had to be locked to achieve the threesome in DA:O. So that's totally different!

 

'Stache it down, biatch! And don't forget to place the 'Iron Roy was here' trademark afterwards :D

 

Ugh. Fine. You're playing hard to get. I can deal..

 

How's Pillars of Eternity?

 

I forgot to clarify with you hours ago but.. were you saying that game was old, or just my joke about no romance options?


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But you already had to be locked to achieve the threesome in DA:O. So that's totally different!

 

'Stache it down, biatch! And don't forget to place the 'Iron Roy was here' trademark afterwards :D

Oh man, I gotta take a screen and photoshop something on it now....but I suck at photoshop...*drink*



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*hears muffled shouts behind the door and drunken giggles*
 
-_-
*looks in the direction of the garden and back to the tavern contemplating* 
 

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...the fight was short.

 

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...I'll regret this, but I spent too much time in DQ... there is no going back...

 

 

Err... what are you up to this time Dame!?

 

Btw I think nurse boy has feelings for you. :blink:

 

The Grand Dame is... *looks at closing door* was back.

*yells after her* BG wrote a song for you! He missed you! And stay behind that door, or you might get humped if he finds out you're alive.

 

:D I'm too slow at the moment... but here I am.

And songs.. I love songs.. [runs to explore the thread]


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*hears muffled shouts behind the door and drunken giggles*
 
-_-
*looks in the direction of the garden and back to the tavern contemplating* 
 

tumblr_llgdmcecpj1qhfbk9.gif\

 

...the fight was short.

 

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...I'll regret this, but I spent too much time in DQ... there is no going back...

 

 

 

 

:D I'm too slow at the moment... but here I am.

And songs.. I love songs.. [runs to explore the thread]

 

Oh look its my favorite Doctor.


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*hears muffled shouts behind the door and drunken giggles*
 
-_-
*looks in the direction of the garden and back to the tavern contemplating* 
 

tumblr_llgdmcecpj1qhfbk9.gif\

 

...the fight was short.

 

tumblr_maewooGBqP1rys6ebo1_500.gif

 

...I'll regret this, but I spent too much time in DQ... there is no going back...

 

 

 

 

:D I'm too slow at the moment... but here I am.

And songs.. I love songs.. [runs to explore the thread]

 

 

So... are you locked in yet?

 

I mean, even I wouldn't blame you.. that nurse outfit.. goddamn..


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#7741
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Ugh. Fine. You're playing hard to get. I can deal..

 

How's Pillars of Eternity?

 

I forgot to clarify with you hours ago but.. were you saying that game was old, or just my joke about no romance options?

Not hard to get. I was melting away and totally lockable... but seeing you hump Doc destroyed my mood a bit *needs to look at gif again*

 

Hm... it's... oldschool *smiles stupidly* Everytime I hear 'you must gather your party before venturing forth' I squee.

 

Oh, the joke and the sentence is old ;)

 

 

Oh man, I gotta take a screen and photoshop something on it now....but I suck at photoshop...*drink*

I didn't want to put you under pressure ;)

 

 

Oh look its my favorite Doctor.

The Dame is a Doctor, too? Damn, that's confusing.

 

*looks at the marvelous swinging door dame champion*



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humping is not romance, it's an exercise in making things shine


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Not hard to get. I was melting away and totally lockable... but seeing you hump Doc destroyed my mood a bit *needs to look at gif again*

 

Hm... it's... oldschool *smiles stupidly* Everytime I hear 'you must gather your party before venturing forth' I squee.

 

Oh, the joke and the sentence is old ;)

 

 

I didn't want to put you under pressure ;)

 

 

The Dame is a Doctor, too? Damn, that's confusing.

 

*looks at the marvelous swinging door dame champion*

 

But but.. I thought you were all for orgies? :blink:

 

 

humping is not romance, it's an exercise in making things shine

 

I'm OOL but...

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humping is not romance, it's an exercise in making things shine

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I keep cackling like a loon @ "the chantry is like 4kids entertainment".



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So... are you locked in yet?

 

I mean, even I wouldn't blame you.. that nurse outfit.. goddamn..

 

Heh... 

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He looks... vulnerable... if you know what I mean :devil:

 

The Dame is a Doctor, too? Damn, that's confusing.

 

*looks at the marvelous swinging door dame champion*

 

Obviously, I'm...

 

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..but I'm not a doctor... *drinks*


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Heh... 

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He looks... vulnerable... if you know what I mean :devil:

 

 

Obviously, I'm...

 

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..but I'm not a doctor... *drinks*

 

It's the Hitler stache, innit?

 

Beforehand.. you never picked up. But since that stache came along.. oh boy.

 

Aww ginger cats!! I ****** love ginger cats!!

 

(And no, this isn't some lesbian fetish. I know what you lot are thinking) :ph34r:


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#7748
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Heh... 

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He looks... vulnerable... if you know what I mean :devil:

 

 

Obviously, I'm...

 

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..but I'm not a doctor... *drinks*

Matt Smith was *drinks*


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I didn't want to put you under pressure ;)

I expect pressure from---nevermind....*drink*
 

It's the Hitler stache, innit?

 

Beforehand.. you never picked up. But since that stache came along.. oh boy.

The 'stache plays. *smug drink*


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#7750
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Heh... 

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He looks... vulnerable... if you know what I mean :devil:

Took me a moment to recognise him. Damn, he really can work crazy eyes. And. I. Love. That.

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*blinks*drinks*blink*drinks*

 

Ehm... where were we?

 

It's the Hitler stache, innit?

 

Beforehand.. you never picked up. But since that stache came along.. oh boy.

 

Aww ginger cats!! I ****** love ginger cats!!

 

(And no, this isn't some lesbian fetish. I know what you lot are thinking) :ph34r:

The Hitler stache is a lesbian thing?

 

 

I expect pressure from---nevermind....*drink*
 

 

Paaardon?


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