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#77701
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I don't know how to act sexy, or I just can't. I can only be adorable. That's a handicap for looking for and keeping a significant other.
 
I'll take the olives *steals all the olives from Rivaini's pizza*

Don't worry. I fail at both :D

And racism approved. I never met a spanish person who does not love olives ;)

#77702
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My daughter wants to be a vegetarian for some reasons. So we say, fine lets do it but werery time we put som veggie dish on the table she says "not hungry"

 

Teenagers!

 

If we put these on the table instead...

 

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#77703
Beren Von Ostwick

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Well I would have, but then Miss T went and swiped the olives.  Now it's just... I mean, no olives?  I'll just drink.

 

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@Miss T:  It may be tiresome and you've probably heard it before, but don't worry.  You'll find Mr (or Mrs?) right someday and they'll appreciate you for you.

 

Next caller on the Dr. Beren hotline?



#77704
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...  Now wtf am I supposed to do with the pizza slice?

 

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Can you fedex it?



#77705
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My daughter wants to be a vegetarian for some reasons. So we say, fine lets do it but werery time we put som veggie dish on the table she says "not hungry"

Teenagers!

If we put these on the table instead...

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Hrhrhr :D
Give her nuts!

*runs to dienne to check if there still are lootable olives for beren's pizza*
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#77706
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I hate olives *grabs bacon* :P

 

How can one not love olives?

 

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#77707
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I don't know how to act sexy, or I just can't. I can only be adorable. That's a handicap for looking for and keeping a significant other.

 

I'll take the olives *steals all the olives from Rivaini's pizza*

 

PFFT, first sentence a big fat lie. I can't act sexy if my life depended on it, i screw up in ever social gathering I go to because of panic attack or anxiety over too many people (if there's more then 2 others), and I can barely look after myself, rolling in depression days and low self confidence. Got the adorable down pat, and the smile, though.. If I can find someone with all those issues plaguing me, the right guy will fall into your life too! it'll be when you least expect it, and hopefully he won't be so drunk he can barely be understood like my man was when I first met him...


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#77708
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Can you fedex it?

*burp* Nevermind...

 

How can one not love olives?

Green olives suck.  Black olives rule.



#77709
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I disapprove half of that sentence and approve the other half.



#77710
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:crying:  I'm sorry, I couldn't hold the burp in!

 

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#77711
Tragedienne of Heavens

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Har har har. But don't worry I'll keep all the green olives for myself  :D 



#77712
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How can one not love olives?
 
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It's effordlessly easy.
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#77713
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*burp* Nevermind...

 

Green olives suck.  Black olives rule.

 

If any olives rule over the other it is the purple ones.



#77714
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Har har har. But don't worry I'll keep all the green olives for myself  :D

 

*sneaks in and deftly steals some of the delicious green olives*



#77715
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No need to steal, I'll happily share them with you  :D


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#77716
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If any olives rule over the other it is the purple ones.

Purple or green ruling the world?
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#77717
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All this talk of olives is making me think of cultured drinks, and that's making me sad because that brings up a question.

 

Where the hell is Dieb??



#77718
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Purple or green ruling the world?
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NONONONONO!  No purple, no green!  So sayeth Ivanova.

 


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#77719
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Well tonight was actually a fun, awesome, then boring night...until the last hour.  And then it went straight to hell. 



#77720
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Beren, I love you! Here, take a pizza with olives!

#77721
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No need to steal, I'll happily share them with you  :D

 

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#77722
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#77723
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What a life =D


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#77724
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*Paragon drops by briefly to swipe the Pizza, emptying a can of the best topping on to it*  

 


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#77725
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He could try this.

 

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