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#7801
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Ohohoh, guys! Voly shower attack! Chance to finally see a naked Volus! Who goes first?

 

And I'm OOL for some reason, I don't understand. Also I don't understand that I heard nothing about... eh... nothing.

 

No thank you! I will lob flasks of ice over the shower curtain though.



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How could she hold OBB? You shipped it away. In a box. You're the worst father ever btw!

 

The lady with the fan was also the lady with the scissors, so the score seems to be even ;)

 

*mentally lets those doggies hump each other*

 

Happy getting banned then :D

 

Ugh... you guys ruined me. Just read 'He humps the table'. My eyes missed a 't'. *sighs*

 

 

I

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Ohohoh, guys! Voly shower attack! Chance to finally see a naked Volus! Who goes first?

 

And I'm OOL for some reason, I don't understand. Also I don't understand that I heard nothing about... eh... nothing.

 

The box had a big fat whopping "return to sender" on it.

 

You really need to pay attention, lady. :lol:

 

Oh come on.. I'm not gonna get banned for that. I didn't use profanity, or talk about religion...

 

Cheers for the like, IR.

 

Voly: That is your theme song from now on LMAO.



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How could she hold OBB? You shipped it away. In a box. You're the worst father ever btw!

 

*The messenger kicks Roly in the head to wake him, drops the notice on his rather rotund body, then departs*

 

*Roly reads the message, crumples it up, throws it away, grabs the nearest bottle of whatever and downs it in one go, staggers to his feet and quietly leaves.  One patron near the entrance thought he heard weeping*

 

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Ohohoh, guys! Voly shower attack! Chance to finally see a naked Volus! Who goes first?

 

EEK!!!

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EDIT:  Sorry ladies, I just went OOL after liking Rivaini's last post on the last page :(  Still, it was a good load this morning...


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EEK!!!

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Mate Volus genitals are.. odd.

 

How do you use that thing?

 

I'm laughing my arse off at that "no circles" thread...


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No thank you! I will lob flasks of ice over the shower curtain though.

 

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Are you still sleep deprived? Because I still love you (platonically) so much!

 

 

The box had a big fat whopping "return to sender" on it.

 

You really need to pay attention, lady. :lol:

 

Oh come on.. I'm not gonna get banned for that. I didn't use profanity, or talk about religion...

 

Cheers for the like, IR.

 

Voly: That is your theme song from now on LMAO.

I... eh... damn :( Just

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:P

 

 

EEK!!!

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EDIT:  Sorry ladies, I just went OOL after liking Rivaini's last post on the last page :(  Still, it was a good load this morning...

Yeahyeahyeah, I got it :(

 

Hm... a naked Volus looks like a Penis fish with legs.


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EDIT:  Sorry ladies, I just went OOL after liking Rivaini's last post on the last page :(  Still, it was a good load this morning...

That's what I said after I got off the toilet.....
*throws flask of ice*



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That's what I said after I got off the toilet.....
*throws flask of ice*

*blinks* Need to not think about that, need to not think... argh! *hectically grabs something to drink*accidentally grabs ice-flask*gulps it down*


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That's what I said after I got off the toilet.....
*throws flask of ice*

 

Turbolax.  For  fast, effective relief!

 

 

*drinks some everclear*


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That's what I said after I got off the toilet.....
*throws flask of ice*

 

LMAO.

 

You and I both.

 

I even had an after sex cigarette.


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#7810
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*blinks* Need to not think about that, need to not think... argh! *hectically grabs something to drink*accidentally grabs ice-flask*gulps it down*

This should be entertaining!
*throws another flask of ice over the shower curtain*
Oh and to answer your question, I'm almost always sleep deprived.
*tosses another flask*



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LMAO.

 

You and I both.

 

I even had an after sex cigarette.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm dying! :lol:



#7812
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*feels strangely female-ish*

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LMAO.

 

You and I both.

 

I even had an after sex cigarette.

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*feels strangely female-ish*

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*SQUEEEEE*

 

Donk, forget Shania, I want this to be "my song."

 

 

*Drinks a vodka slushie*



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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm dying! :lol:

 

LOL.

 

Fun fact though: Sneezing and taking a dump gives off an "orgasm" like sensation, due to the pleasure receptors in our brains.

 

Ugh... Rivaini.. Voly.. I love you guys. But no ****** slumber parties!!

Wait till Badonkadonk has passed out, FFS. (Or banned).



#7815
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Ugh... Rivaini.. Voly.. I love you guys. But no ****** slumber parties!!

Wait till Badonkadonk has passed out, FFS. (Or banned).

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
*throws another flask of ice*
Oh BTW, that Revenant, yeah, kicked it's ass. Did what you could not. *DRINK*



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*tries to kick Roy's ass, slips on ice cube...*

 

Well, ****.


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*tries to kick Roy's ass, slips on ice cube...*

 

Well, ****.

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*continues to look smug*



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:lol:  So wish I could like!

 

Anyhoo, it's Saturday and there was no friggin' reason I had to be up at 6am, so I'm gonna take a nap!  Adios, amigos!

 

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#7819
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Late, Vol-bro. *drink*
I'll have another drink for my party refusing to talk to each other. *drink*



#7820
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*SQUEEEEE*

 

Donk, forget Shania, I want this to be "my song."

 

-snip-

 

*Drinks a vodka slushie*

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I didn't intend to do that... eh... sorry!

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LOL.

 

Fun fact though: Sneezing and taking a dump gives off an "orgasm" like sensation, due to the pleasure receptors in our brains.

 

Ugh... Rivaini.. Voly.. I love you guys. But no ****** slumber parties!!

Wait till Badonkadonk has passed out, FFS. (Or banned).

I don't remember that I ever multitasked that.

 

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:lol:  So wish I could like!

 

Anyhoo, it's Saturday and there was no friggin' reason I had to be up at 6am, so I'm gonna take a nap!  Adios, amigos!

 

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Later buddy.

 

Yeah I'm OO motherfucking L as well.. :angry:

 

That toilet looks so comfy. And convenient.. good loads in your sleep.



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I didn't intend to do that... eh... sorry!

 

I don't remember that I ever multitasked that.

 

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New rule (unrelated to drinking game, but still a rule): Slumber parties only allowed if you're naked and engage in pillow fights.



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Was I the only one naked at our previous slumber parties? :huh:

EDIT: Party is still not talking! *DRINK*



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Was I the only one naked at our previous slumber parties? :huh:

EDIT: Party is still not talking! *DRINK*

 

Can't say.. they never happened while I was around. :whistle:

 

Wait. Pictures were taken.

 

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Yep. All clothed.. cept for you. Why were you naked? Were you hoping the dread wolf would come knocking?


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#7825
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New rule (unrelated to drinking game, but still a rule): Slumber parties only allowed if you're naked and engage in pillow fights.

Okay!

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Naked enough?

 

 

Was I the only one naked at our previous slumber parties? :huh:

EDIT: Party is still not talking! *DRINK*

Yes you were. Never wondered why I started hitting on you?

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