*takes a nap in someones lap*

*takes a nap in someones lap*

*takes a nap in someones lap*
if you pee on my leg poodle so help me...
if you pee on my leg poodle so help me...
*a trickle of wee crawls down your knee*
I'll be honest, I've always thought that line was rather hypocritical. I mean, it's it a pretty absolute statement in and of itself to claim that ONLY a Sith deals in absolutes?

Yup. Only sith.
No I was calling Stormy a Sith.
Ash is on the Light side of the Force, I assure you, Master Kenobi.
I think I'm a bit lost there. What do my parents have to do with me chatting with you?
(Just for the record they do have friends and meet them, just not too often. They wish I was more sociable but understand that I've had very bad luck on that matter and that I'm extremely shy, so they mostly leave me be).
Wha-what? With secret-secret stash I meant the secret emergency elfroot stash.
Usually people who aren't sociable don't really go see other people. But you're here, you exist.
So there's hope for someone as unsociable as me, yay.
Am I being that unclear...? Must be a broken gear somewhere in my brain again.
To you and your eyes blinded by the Dark Side of the Force.
I... think... I can see how that may have been the intention, Master Kenobi.
Yup. Only sith.
Ugh, and what's worse it was one of my Dad's favorite aphorisms.
Ash is on the Light side of the Force, I assure you, Master Kenobi.
Usually people who aren't sociable don't really go see other people. But you're here, you exist.
So there's hope for someone as unsociable as me, yay.
Am I being that unclear...? Must be a broken gear somewhere in my brain again.
I... think... I can see how that may have been the intention, Master Kenobi.
*Foley grins*

I am a Sith who follows the light side!
But this explains why I'm not in DQ much, I'm playing swtor still and am trying not to flood DQ with off-topic crap about a game not many people like tehehehe
I'll save that for Dienne once she's talkin' t me again ![]()
Usually people who aren't sociable don't really go see other people. But you're here, you exist.
Well, I have very few friends IRL, and the only ones I meet frequently are my group of neighbours/best friends; and as I said, it's different on the internet.
I am a Sith who follows the light side!
But this explains why I'm not in DQ much, I'm playing swtor still and am trying not to flood DQ with off-topic crap about a game not many people like tehehehe
I'll save that for Dienne once she's talkin' t me again
*Gasp* I apologize, dear Ashie! I shall give you my report ASAP.
*yawns and crawls off of Foley's wet lap*
Somebody help me up to the bar... I need a drink.

*yawns and crawls off of Foley's wet lap*
Somebody help me up to the bar... I need a drink.
*zats poodle*
I am a Sith who follows the light side!
But this explains why I'm not in DQ much, I'm playing swtor still and am trying not to flood DQ with off-topic crap about a game not many people like tehehehe
I'll save that for Dienne once she's talkin' t me again
SWTOR is kind of good, though. And it's a BioWare game, so partial yay. Kind of grindy, repetitive, and respawning enemies and walking distances (artificial length somewhere, really) make it worse than ME or DA, but at the end of the day, it's still a BioWare thing.
And you not being around is a shame. We could use some more of that good ol' Aussie sense, and Donk is but one woman.
Well, I have very few friends IRL, and the only ones I meet frequently are my group of neighbours/best friends; and as I said, it's different on the internet.
So do I. Nearly none, actually. Haven't had any for a long time. Trust issues.
Why do I trust anyone online, I wonder. Sometimes. Maybe the paranoia is wearing off at long last.
Just trying to be happy here, really. Kind of hard. I mean, now even the law is preparing itself to throw sticks under my feet?
Not cool. But I'll get over it all. I always do. Seems like I won't be spending money on weapon replicas anytime soon.
That means money is there to get Fallout if I really want it. I'll watch more gameplays. No sense getting a game if I'll never play it because of a phobia.
*Ber stretches and yawns...* Good nap. No, DAMNED good nap.
*Proceeds to fire up Origin, then about to click on ME3 for Ovarina when it hits him...* I'm Mass Effect'd out. Elu, Elu Thingol, come on your lazy good for nothing knife ear, let's go kill some stuff! *fires up DAI instead*
ETA:
Last played: November 3rd. 26 days...
*scream of pain* is my entry.
I mean, with mind in the gutter, I contemplated something along the lines of "HARDER! FASTER! DEEPER!" but that just looks like a genuine "AAAAH THAT HURTS!" face to me.
Although... I don't know. Leave it at "scream of pain" for now, I'll give it another thought.
My first thought was an inside joke between me and my high school chemistry friends. Too hard to explain, but it was dirty and all we'd have to say was, "CATALYST!"
To you and your eyes blinded by the Dark Side of the Force.
He's not the only one. Aside from the fact they both have eyes, a nose, mouth, eye brows, etc. I don't see a resemblance. :/
He's not the only one. Aside from the fact they both have eyes, a nose, mouth, eye brows, etc. I don't see a resemblance. :/
I think it's solely "both have brown hair, thus look alike" or something. That's all I've got.
*edits to change 'here' to 'hair' and stares at pc autocorrect suspiciously*
I forgot brunettes look alike.
As a brunette I am offended.
It's part of my agenda.
*Gasp* I should have known...

ARGH! Bull fell in combat and I hit 8 for Unity. Naturally, I screamed a challenge across the battlefield instead. Can't get out of ME mind mode. ![]()
*Drinks a Ryncol Chasind Sack Mead and tries again...*
I love mixing up game controls. ![]()
It's part of my agenda.
Bottoms up, ladies and gentlemen!
lynroy and her agendas *throws mug at lynroy*
*throws his own mug at Roy, because agendas and boredom*