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[ravenesse]

Would bang. *nods*

Who would have guessed...

[LightningPoodle]

Who would have guessed...

 

[LightningPoodle]

My skill at Halo is gone...

[ravenesse]

Ugh, Poodle your day sounds like...
https://youtu.be/Hyk-Vdd_Qrk

[Serza]

*coughs*  Don't move...

 

 

Come see me when you wake up.

 

Trevelyan or GTFO!  *highfives Sis*

 

Paragon.

 

*Beren Squoons^TM*  Sloan Sabbath!!!

 

 

https://youtu.be/8IEY4BBi5CI?t=1m4s

 

That was a sympathy like, good buddy.

 

Patience, young grasshopper!  I had a lot of pages to read.  Like I said, see me when you wake up for phase 2.

 

*wakes up*

 

Uuuuugh... what happened.

 

Since I'm a DQ member I'm used to creepy stalkers. And people without pants.

Ugh, you're lightning fast. I spoilered!

 

...are you suggesting I'm equally as fast as Poods?

 

Beren always creeps up from behind *nods wisely*

And ToP again. As I'm not sure if the threesome is still going on, take a lovey dovey jawline:

 

And the focus is on the right face, too...

 

Would bang. *nods*

 

Ugh. Don't remind me...

 

My skill at Halo is gone...

 

CALL YOURSELF A SPARTAN?

 

IV sissies! The only REAL SPARTANs are II's, and everyone knows that!

[ravenesse]

Yes aaand yes.

[LightningPoodle]

 

Bliss. 

 

CALL YOURSELF A SPARTAN?

 

IV sissies! The only REAL SPARTANs are II's, and everyone knows that!

 

I call myself a a Spetsnaz, because I've been playing the shite out of the Rainbow Six: Siege Beta!

[ravenesse]

Serza, as Poodle also was too fast for my edit, I have to change one of my yesses.

Edit again: Poodle, fast isn't always good!

[LightningPoodle]

Serza, as Poodle also was too fast for my edit, I have to change one of my yesses.

Edit again: Poodle, fast isn't always good!

 

Do I have to fight Serza now?

[ravenesse]

Do I have to fight Serza now?

Ugh, that again? No! Serza is one of our weird friends.

[LightningPoodle]

Ugh, that again? No! Serza is one of our weird friends.

 

*fights Serza*

 

Spoiler

[ravenesse]

*fights Serza*
 

Spoiler

*sighs* Bad Poodle.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

*wakes up*

 

Uuuuugh... what happened.

 

Ah, good, you're awake.  Now, phase two of the treatment involves leeches on your man parts so they can leech out the remaining evilness.  This won't hurt a bit.  Well, actually, removal will be a screaming nightmare, but let's worry about that later.  Don't move...

[LightningPoodle]

*sighs* Bad Poodle.

 

*rubs cheek* Damn. Are you as turned on as I am right now?   

[Ashaantha]

*walks into the tavern*

 

umm. what the heck did I just walk in to see.

*considers racing back out the door*

[ravenesse]

*rubs cheek* Damn. Are you as turned on as I am right now?   

[Beren Von Ostwick]

*walks into the tavern*

 

umm. what the heck did I just walk in to see.

*considers racing back out the door*

 

Serza is possessed, so I am using my amazing Templar skills to cure him of his demon influence.  Also, Poods and Rivaini are doing things.  Pretty much a normal day in the DQ.

[LightningPoodle]

 

*watches you walk away*

 

Spoiler

[Serza]

 

 

I call myself a a Spetsnaz, because I've been playing the shite out of the Rainbow Six: Siege Beta!

 

Daaaamn, you one of them crazy folks?

 

We in the Navy do things a little differently

*flashes Gun, Eagle, Anchor and Trident*

 

Do I have to fight Serza now?

 

FIGHT ME BRAH

 

*fights Serza*

 

Spoiler

 

*slaps back*

 

*Poodle flies across the tavern*

 

SPARTAN-IV SISSY!

[Serza]

Ah, good, you're awake.  Now, phase two of the treatment involves leeches on your man parts so they can leech out the remaining evilness.  This won't hurt a bit.  Well, actually, removal will be a screaming nightmare, but let's worry about that later.  Don't move...

 

No, wait, no, ... OWWWWWW!

 

Serza is possessed, so I am using my amazing Templar skills to cure him of his demon influence.  Also, Poods and Rivaini are doing things.  Pretty much a normal day in the DQ.

 

And it ****** hurts, Ash...

 

*smiles through the pain, as the suit administers some Medifoam and Morphine*

[LightningPoodle]

Daaaamn, you one of them crazy folks?

 

We in the Navy do things a little differently

*flashes Gun, Eagle, Anchor and Trident*

 

 

FIGHT ME BRAH

 

 

*slaps back*

 

*Poodle flies across the tavern*

 

SPARTAN-IV SISSY!

 

*rubs his other cheek* Alright then... *fighting ensues*

 

10 minutes later:

 

Spoiler

Serza is Will Ferrell in this.

 

[Beren Von Ostwick]

No, wait, no, ... OWWWWWW!

 

Uh oh, complications...

 

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

This reminds me of a story told by one of my professors during a lecture:

 

Some GENIUS decided to put a screw on his... uh... manly bits while "playing" with his girlfriend. "The thing" wouldn't go down and of course, the screw was stuck, so he ended up in the emergency service to have the screw removed and this involved extracting the blood from his bits. 

[ravenesse]

*watches you walk away*

Spoiler

Daaaamn, you one of them crazy folks?

We in the Navy do things a little differently
*flashes Gun, Eagle, Anchor and Trident*



FIGHT ME BRAH



*slaps back*

*Poodle flies across the tavern*

SPARTAN-IV SISSY!

*rubs his other cheek* Alright then... *fighting ensues*

10 minutes later:

Spoiler

Serza is Will Ferrell in this.

Just a general: Ugh.

This reminds me of a story told by one of my professors during a lecture:

Some GENIUS decided to put a screw on his... uh... manly bits while "playing" with his girlfriend, the thing wouldn't go down and of course, the screw was stuck, so he ended up in the emergency service to have the screw removed, and this involved extracting the blood from his bits.

You get stuff like that when you google image search for c*ck rings. There a smart people out there. Who shouldn't have parts to breed anyways

[Beren Von Ostwick]

This reminds me of a story told by one of my professors during a lecture:

 

Some GENIUS decided to put a screw on his... uh... manly bits while "playing" with his girlfriend. "The thing" wouldn't go down and of course, the screw was stuck, so he ended up in the emergency service to have the screw removed and this involved extracting the blood from his bits. 

 

And this is why I only date Netflix and Amazon Video now...

 

ETA:  I just realized that could really be taken the wrong way.  I just mean I watch a lot of tv!