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#78801
Paragonslustre

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*coughs*  Don't move...

 

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Come see me when you wake up.

 

Trevelyan or GTFO!  *highfives Sis*

 

Paragon.

 

*Beren SquoonsTM*  Sloan Sabbath!!!

 

 

https://youtu.be/8IEY4BBi5CI?t=1m4s

 

That was a sympathy like, good buddy.

 

Patience, young grasshopper!  I had a lot of pages to read.  Like I said, see me when you wake up for phase 2.

 

*Paragon is about to sneak into Skyhold, when she realises she's wearing her combat fatigues from FO4*  

 

Damn it!  *A quick 'wonder woman' moment ensues and Lindiss the rogue emerges and enters stealth.  Seen by no-one, a full-sized cardboard cut-out is placed in an appropriate spot.*

 

Heheheheheheheheheh .........

 

Spoiler


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#78802
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*rubs his other cheek* Alright then... *fighting ensues*

 

10 minutes later:

 

Spoiler

 

*punches Poodle good and proper, like only a SPARTAN-II can*

 

Uh oh, complications...

 

 

It's... it's alright. Medifoam stopped the bleeding.


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#78803
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Hey, seems like Kira is now my Padawan.


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#78804
Beren Von Ostwick

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*Paragon is about to sneak into Skyhold, when she realises she's wearing her combat fatigues from FO4*  

 

Damn it!  *A quick 'wonder woman' moment ensues and Lindiss the rogue emerges and enters stealth.  Seen by no-one, a full-sized cardboard cut-out is placed in an appropriate spot.*

 

Heheheheheheheheheh .........

 

Spoiler

 

Dammit!  That's not... wait... damn, that's some fine chest hair...

 

*The real Beren hides out and lets the the cut-out stand around, hoping it will bolster his manly-man image among the DQ folk*


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#78805
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*tapes a fennec to the stand-ups chest to make it look even more realistic* You're welcome.
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#78806
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Hey, seems like Kira is now my Padawan.

 

*Mumbling on a drunken stupor in the Herald's Rest after hearing Serza's comment* "My Inquisitor ditched Ashara Zavros to romance Lana Beniko..."

 

Oops! wrong Inquisitor!



#78807
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*Mumbling on a drunken stupor in the Herald's Rest after hearing Serza's comment* "My Inquisitor ditched Ashara Zavros to romance Lana Beniko..."

 

Oops! wrong Inquisitor!

 

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#78808
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*Mumbling on a drunken stupor in the Herald's Rest after hearing Serza's comment* "My Inquisitor ditched Ashara Zavros to romance Lana Beniko..."

 

Oops! wrong Inquisitor!

 

It's cool. You'll just die a horrible death, because I am a Jedi Knight.

 

(How do I choose companions in SWTOR?)


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#78809
MoonblaDAI

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It's cool. You'll just die a horrible death, because I am a Jedi Knight.

 

(How do I choose companions in SWTOR?)

 

Now is easier since your companions can fill any role. When I was leveling my Knight (around patch 3.2) as DPS I was stuck using Doc (healer) and forced to leave Kira (DPS) on the ship. Conversely leveling my Agent (after patch 4.0) I was able to use Raina Temple (his LI) as a Healer/Tank from the point I got her.



#78810
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Sup folks. Internet has been down all day here -- cable problem -- so my access is spotty at best.

 

Hello to the new guy revenant :)

 

This reminds me of a story told by one of my professors during a lecture:

 

Some GENIUS decided to put a screw on his... uh... manly bits while "playing" with his girlfriend. "The thing" wouldn't go down and of course, the screw was stuck, so he ended up in the emergency service to have the screw removed and this involved extracting the blood from his bits. 

 

Clearly I need to step up my during-lecture personal anecdote game when I get back to teaching.


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#78811
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Akbogert, I wanted to say that I really like that you're a chubby seal now. Varric is cool, but a chubby seal chilling in a pool? Damn. 


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#78812
akbogert

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Akbogert, I wanted to say that I really like that you're a chubby seal now. Varric is cool, but a chubby seal chilling in a pool? Damn. 

 

Thanks. I figured, I haven't really written anything for a long time, so having a writer as an avatar doesn't fit.

But overweight and lethargic? Nailed it. 


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#78813
MilesUpShore

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Well, I am an actual X-Wing pilot in real life. Also wearing some wayfarers in front of my PC right now. Plus extremely good looking. And living in a black & white environment... Totally true, all of it!

 

Uh... *drinks* 


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#78814
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Damn. And without any likes left: G'Nighty DQ *zombie walks to her cave, proudly carrying a fresh xxl mug of cherry grogTM*
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#78815
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*gasp*

 

She got captured!

 

"Get away from my Padawan!"

It's confirmed. I have a Padawan now.

 

Now is easier since your companions can fill any role. When I was leveling my Knight (around patch 3.2) as DPS I was stuck using Doc (healer) and forced to leave Kira (DPS) on the ship. Conversely leveling my Agent (after patch 4.0) I was able to use Raina Temple (his LI) as a Healer/Tank from the point I got her.

 

That's... too exact for me. I just enjoy the game, though I'd like to increase my damage on the Jedi Knight. (lvl19 and still haven't picked a spec. I suck at the game, but I don't want to build myself tanky, or have second Saber - one looks cooler to me!)

 

Well, I am an actual X-Wing pilot in real life. Also wearing some wayfarers in front of my PC right now. Plus extremely good looking. And living in a black & white environment... Totally true, all of it!

 

Uh... *drinks* 

 

Huh? An X-Wing pilot? Pleased to meet you. I am Master Serza, a Knight of the Jedi Order.

 

May the Force be with you.



#78816
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my apprentice is the best.. depending on choices through the story she can be light side or dark side, with mega personality changes either way!


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#78817
MoonblaDAI

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<snip>

That's... too exact for me. I just enjoy the game, though I'd like to increase my damage on the Jedi Knight. (lvl19 and still haven't picked a spec. I suck at the game, but I don't want to build myself tanky, or have second Saber - one looks cooler to me!)

 

<snip

 

One word (and one saber, well really 4 words...) for you Jedi Knight Guardian Vigilance/Focus.



#78818
Serza

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my apprentice is the best.. depending on choices through the story she can be light side or dark side, with mega personality changes either way!

 

Sounds fancy! Leading her to the Light Side, I hope?

 

(I have Kira Carsen and T7 so far. Kira prefers Light Side as a Jedi, and T7 is just the mose awesomesauce character. Almost like my own R2D2, except T7 can heal and fight better than R2!)



#78819
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OOL, thanks.



#78820
Ashaantha

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lies. Jedi Knight, 2 sabre death wind is the way to go! if not playing for end-game ops

same for Sith Warrior B)

 

edit: yeah, my 'main' character in swtor is a light side Sith warrior, so light side Jaesa .. apprentice i stole from the Jedi rofl.. ok, she chose to come with me, willingly.


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#78821
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Ash stole my last like. And I have to go to sleep. I've DAI plans tomorrow. Want to be fresh for saving Thedas from the Qunari.


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#78822
MoonblaDAI

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lies. Jedi Knight, 2 sabre death wind is the way to go! if not playing for end-game ops

same for Sith Warrior B)

 

edit: yeah, my 'main' character in swtor is a light side Sith warrior, so light side Jaesa .. apprentice i stole from the Jedi rofl.. ok, she chose to come with me, willingly.

 

Yes, I leveled my Knight as Watchman with two Lighsabers....fun!

 

I played SWTOR at release...leveled 4 (yes four) Jedi Consular Shadows...left the game and when I returned in July my first maxed character was a Knight...then I felt the lure again for the Jedi Shadow...and *sighs* leveled my fifth...now I'm doing Ops with him, and waiting for chapter X of KotFE. 

 

EDIT: ...and I claim my first top page since my triumphant return....well...not triumphant really...*sigh*...whatever, top of the page for me...


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#78823
MoonblaDAI

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<snip>

 

Huh? An X-Wing pilot? Pleased to meet you. I am Master Serza, a Knight of the Jedi Order.

 

May the Force be with you.

...and the Hero of Tython..



#78824
MilesUpShore

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Ash stole my last like. And I have to go to sleep. I've DAI plans tomorrow. Want to be fresh for saving Thedas from the Qunari.

 

Nightynight, podivný! 



#78825
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Clearly I need to step up my during-lecture personal anecdote game when I get back to teaching.

Don't feel pressured, doctors have the craziest stories  :lol:

 

And that's it for today. Good night, DQ.


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