Yay for procrastinating.

Two hours and a half now.
Yay for procrastinating.

Two hours and a half now.
Sorry for the mega pic spam, Dienne ... ok, not sorry. that was fun.
*wanders up to the bar for some Cider*
That's not much.
Well the tavern's been exploded before, it's almost fireproof now rofl
Well the tavern's been exploded before, it's almost fireproof now rofl
It is!
I made sure to make the place fire resistant with the help of a fire mage I know. Also, we're covered for fire on the insurance.
exactly! gotta get creative majorly to turn this place into rubble now.
Nothing I can do, then. I like the true and tried methods.
Damn. Someone just called. Job interview immminent, if you'll excuse me.
exactly! gotta get creative majorly to turn this place into rubble now.

*Borrows Ashie's legendary weapon, the Laser "DON'T" Sign, and hits Poodle with it*
*falls off bar stool laughing*
be careful with that thing!
http://forum.bioware.../#entry19922491
Just general faffing about Shep quitting the council and family life.

Well.. that game was off its t*ts.
Anybody ever played this?
Ugh, whoever is in charge of this "Walmart radio" we listen to at work needs to pay attention. I've been stuck listening to the same songs loop every hour.
This made me cackle for some reason.
*Borrows Ashie's legendary weapon, the Laser "DON'T" Sign, and hits Poodle with it*
*covers his now red nose* Well... now I really do want to see this place come crumbling down. Just you wait and see! *runs away to plot*
Rivaini, dear, you should keep your pet on a short leash.
Rivaini, dear, you should keep your pet on a short leash.
Holy **** it's Madam De Fer! Kill it with fire!
Well.. that game was off its t*ts.
Anybody ever played this?
Watched a playthrough. Deadpool is such a boss.

Holy **** it's Madam De Fer! Kill it with fire!
Someone needs a spaaah daaaay *chases with tiny cheesewheels*
If Beren blew up the tavern.... *cracks knuckles*
No, I'm dry and I'd rather stay like this, thankyouverymuch.
And about the tavern: As self-proclaimed Keeper of Canon I declare the tavern hasn't exploded. I repeat, this is NOT CANON.
*Beren awakens next to Cassie, the blasted familiar feeling of a full bladder denying him sleep. As the chill night air caresses his cheek., he sits upright in bed, causing Cassie to stir beside him*
B: You know, Cullen doesn't like it when you "requisition" his bed like this. He has to go sleep down in the stables and Blackwall snores.
C: He'll live. The armory has an intact roof and sometimes I just like to sleep under the stars.
B: Hmm, well I cannot argue with that. You do look beautiful bathed in moonlight. Listen, before I forget, I want you to have Dworkin tracked down and brought here ASAP. Those damned experimental lyrium grenades went off like pissant little firecrackers. That explosion should have leveled the place. Now I still have to contend with this CullenWife matter.
C: [disgusted noise]
B: Again? Baby, you're incredible! *OWW* Okay, okay. Don't blame me. I can't tell your mating call grunts from you genuinely ticked off grunts...
C: *Shoots Beren an irritated, yet playful, scowl*
B: Well... be right back. *Beren shimmies up the ladder, walks to the outer wall side, and proceeds to do his duty*
B: Damn, Cassie, you sure do get some fine arc from up here!
C: [disgusted noise]
B: You got it, babe!
only a table or two, and a scorched patch of floor. that's about it.
*mutters* Two lyrium grenades and all I manage to do is blow the hair off one dog and take out a couple of pieces of furniture.
Still, guess it was worth it for this.

He's paying for those.
Fair enough.

You stay away for one effn day and Poodle goes postal... Annoying *sighs*Rivaini, dear, you should keep your pet on a short leash.
You stay away for one effn day and Poodle goes postal... Annoying *sighs*
No one blows up my ve... eh... OUR vending machine!
Poooodle, sit!
Edit: Muahaha, I can see all of your nipples!
*somewhere far off in the deep roads, a Poodle sits as if it's Mistress were right beside him*
*says to himself* Damn these rules... *watches his fire go out and can't do anything about it* Well, sh*t.
Male dogs have nipples?
yup.. male cats do too. of course, useless ones but still.
Didn't know that. I've never owned a male dog.. the "red rocket" makes me wanna vomit.
Yes? As do cats? And humans?Male dogs have nipples?
I. Love. My. Life.*somewhere far off in the deep roads, a Poodle sits as if it's Mistress were right beside him*
*says to himself* Damn these rules... *watches his fire go out and can't do anything about it* Well, sh*t.