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[Donk]

Ahh. DQmances. So tragic

[ravenesse]

Locked DQmances!
Don't forget that, it's veryiest important!

... Until Poodle dies in the Deep Roads

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

... Until Poodle dies in the Deep Roads

Making plans?

[ravenesse]

Making plans?

Don't have to. He's sitting there and no one knows. Well domesticated Poodle will sit there until he gets overrun by darkspawn. That's the plan I don't have because I know nothing.

[LightningPoodle]

I. Love. My. Life.
Or, I would if I had a clue where the Poodle is right now and what he's doing.

Locked DQmances!
Don't forget that, it's veryiest important!

... Until Poodle dies in the Deep Roads

 

*to himself* Oh please someone find me... please, please, please don't let me die down here. *hears a roar echo throughout the cavernous halls of Deep Roads* Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap... *can't bring himself to move from the same spot he's been sat in for days*

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Don't have to. He's sitting there and no one knows. Well domesticated Poodle will sit there until he gets overrun by darkspawn. That's the plan I don't have because I know nothing.

That almost makes sense.

[Donk]

Locked DQmances!
Don't forget that, it's veryiest important!

... Until Poodle dies in the Deep Roads

 

 

Making plans?

 

I know right?

 

I mean, I understand "getting bored". But that is just too drastic.

[Donk]

*to himself* Oh please someone find me... please, please, please don't let me die down here. *hears a roar echo throughout the cavernous halls of Deep Roads* Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap... *can't bring himself to move from the same spot he's been sat in for days*

 

*A wild Broodmother appears and beckons to Poodle seductively*

[Roamingmachine]

Maybe i'm just tired, but is DQ going in to a weirder than normal direction right now?

 

[akbogert]

Morning, folks.

 

Y'all need to calm down in here with your false alarm tavern explosions and dog nipples. It hurts to laugh

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Maybe i'm just tired, but is DQ going in to a weirder than normal direction right now?

-snip-

 

Well, original DQ was MUCH crazier... 

[Donk]

Well, original DQ was MUCH crazier... 

 

Says the DQ groupie.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

And OOL *drink*

[Donk]

Stop being sexy. I'm trying to write friendfic here.

[ravenesse]

Maybe i'm just tired, but is DQ going in to a weirder than normal direction right now?

 

  
No!

Well, original DQ was MUCH crazier...

This!

And I just figured with all these deleted accounts I am the most original DQ member. All hail my originality!

*A wild Broodmother appears and beckons to Poodle seductively*

*sighs*blows her penis shaped dog whistle*

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Stop being sexy. I'm trying to write friendfic here.

Oh, stahp... you're making me blush

[akbogert]

Speaking of it hurts to laugh...

...the Rugrats one almost killed me. 

 

✏ ⋨Keeper of Canon⋩ ✏

 

Ah.

[LightningPoodle]

*sighs*blows her penis shaped dog whistle*

 

*ears ****** up and after several hours of trying to figure a way out of the Deep Roads, escapes and heads back home*

 

Edit:

 

Jesus... Pr*ck is filtered. Pr*ck, is not a curse word, BioWare. C'mon! Who the feck is running this thing?!

[Ashaantha]

This place is weird

 

*sits back and drinks apple cider, staff leaning against the wall behind her, legendary laser DON'T sign sitting under the table*

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Ah.

It's one of my titles

[Donk]

Speaking of it hurts to laugh...

...the Rugrats one almost killed me. 

 

 

Ah.

 

Me too!

 

 

*ears ****** up and after several hours of trying to figure a way out of the Deep Roads, escapes and heads back home*

 

*Broodmother blocks entrance before poodle can escape, then starts dancing, causing Titan-style earthquakes*

 

 

*This is canon*

[Donk]

It's one of my titles

 

... what did I just say about being sexy!?

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

*Broodmother blocks entrance before poodle can escape, then starts dancing, causing Titan-style earthquakes*

 

 

*This is canon*

Aaaaaaaand... dead     

[ravenesse]

... what did I just say about being sexy!?

'Dienne / Traggy, be as sexy as you can.'

* This also is canon *

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Well, original DQ was MUCH crazier... 

I don't want to brag but, yeah.

 

This place is weird

 

*sits back and drinks apple cider, staff leaning against the wall behind her, legendary laser DON'T sign sitting under the table*

All This **** Is Weird, A Drinkquisition Story.