I don't want to brag but, yeah.
All This **** Is Weird, A Drinkquisition Story.
I should write that one day.
'Dienne / Traggy, be as sexy as you can.'
* This also is canon *
Pfft. Implying that she has to try. 
Okay. I'm gonna stop now before people get uncomfortable. 
IR, I platonically love you!
We should make BioWare implement our greatness in DA4. We will rule the Tevinter taverns!
I was thinking how much I want an Andraste's phallus two-handed weapon in DA4. Not gonna happen though.
DQ easter egg in DA4 semi confirmed.
Naked wimminz everywhere but no phallus? I smell agenda!I was thinking how much I want an Andraste's phallus two-handed weapon in DA4. Not gonna happen though.
This be canon!DQ easter egg in DA4 semi confirmed.
IR, I platonically love you!
We should make BioWare implement our greatness in DA4. We will rule the Tevinter taverns!
Our reputation is known throughout.
Naked wimminz everywhere but no phallus? I smell agenda!
This be canon!
AGENDA!!!!!!!!!
At this very moment, the secret DA4 team is stopping everything they were doing to make NPC's of us to place in the Tevinter DQ tavern.
If Tali's sweat can get a reference, then we'd fkn better!
At this very moment, the secret DA4 team is stopping everything they were doing to make NPC's of us to place in the Tevinter DQ tavern.
*panically runs to the lounge*changes eeeeverything*needs to look good*
I read panically as 'platonically'.
This agenda got youI read panically as 'platonically'.
This agenda got you
Thinking about it... works both.
Pfft. I reject your agenda and replace it with my own.
Why yes.. yes it does. Otherwise it would imply you are stripping naked and changing for below the belt reasons.
TOO MANY AGENDAS, NOT ENOUGH DRINKS!!
I would never do that.Pfft. I reject your agenda and replace it with my own.
Why yes.. yes it does. Otherwise it would imply you are stripping naked and changing for below the belt reasons.
TOO MANY AGENDAS, NOT ENOUGH DRINKS!!
*throws mug at lynroy*
hmm, love it. works as a response to anything..
I would never do that.
Then explain this.
*throws mug at lynroy*
hmm, love it. works as a response to anything..
I should start wearing a helmet...
I'm tired of explaining something that you will forget the moment you read it. Like the thousand times before.
Oh Rivaini. 
Can you please not disappear ever again?
(Unless I disappear, cause then I won't give a ****)
nah. nothing says 'i platonically love you" better then a mug flying through the air and hitting you in the forehead.
You have me there.
*Borrows Ashie's legendary weapon, the Laser "DON'T" Sign, and hits Poodle with it*
*tears legendary DON'T sign from Dienne's hands*
Rivaini, dear, you should keep your pet on a short leash.
I agree.
*Beren awakens next to Cassie, the blasted familiar feeling of a full bladder denying him sleep. As the chill night air caresses his cheek., he sits upright in bed, causing Cassie to stir beside him*
B: You know, Cullen doesn't like it when you "requisition" his bed like this. He has to go sleep down in the stables and Blackwall snores.
C: He'll live. The armory has an intact roof and sometimes I just like to sleep under the stars.
B: Hmm, well I cannot argue with that. You do look beautiful bathed in moonlight. Listen, before I forget, I want you to have Dworkin tracked down and brought here ASAP. Those damned experimental lyrium grenades went off like pissant little firecrackers. That explosion should have leveled the place. Now I still have to contend with this CullenWife matter.
C: [disgusted noise]
B: Again? Baby, you're incredible! *OWW* Okay, okay. Don't blame me. I can't tell your mating call grunts from you genuinely ticked off grunts...
C: *Shoots Beren an irritated, yet playful, scowl*
B: Well... be right back. *Beren shimmies up the ladder, walks to the outer wall side, and proceeds to do his duty*
B: Damn, Cassie, you sure do get some fine arc from up here!
C: [disgusted noise]
B: You got it, babe!
*mutters* Two lyrium grenades and all I manage to do is blow the hair off one dog and take out a couple of pieces of furniture.
Still, guess it was worth it for this.
Fair enough.
*destealths next to the bed*
First thing, Beren, you're one weird person in bed.
Second thing, Beren, why blow up the Herald's Rest?
*to himself* Oh please someone find me... please, please, please don't let me die down here. *hears a roar echo throughout the cavernous halls of Deep Roads* Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap... *can't bring himself to move from the same spot he's been sat in for days*
*sigh*
*smacks Poodle on the face with the legendary DON'T sign and drags him to safety*
DQ easter egg in DA4 semi confirmed.
Semi-confirmed or riot!
At this very moment, the secret DA4 team is stopping everything they were doing to make NPC's of us to place in the Tevinter DQ tavern.
Based on the photos in the Lounge, too.
We'll all get invited to the UK to record voice lines for the characters sometimes during Spring 2017.
First thing, Beren, you're one weird person in bed.
SerzaxBeren confirmed.
SerzaxBeren confirmed.
You're forgetting the fact where I destealthed while him and Cass were still naked.
Does that make me a creep...?
You're forgetting the fact where I destealthed while him and Cass were still naked.
Does that make me a creep...?
I just chose to ignore everything else and focused on that one minute detail.
And nope, not by DQ standards anyhow.
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