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#7926
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 29 mars 2015 - 06:42

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Just so.


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Posté 29 mars 2015 - 07:15

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#7928
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Posté 29 mars 2015 - 09:53

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Is it weird that I read the thread title "Thedas Pantheon" as "Thread Pantyhose"?


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#7929
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Posté 29 mars 2015 - 09:55

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Is it weird that I read the thread title "Thedas Pantheon" as "Thread Pantyhose"?

Yes. And welcome to my world.

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#7930
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Posté 29 mars 2015 - 09:57

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I'm raising my flagon to another dead dragon! All ten of those beasties are slain and pictures were taken for science! *drink*


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#7931
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Posté 29 mars 2015 - 10:55

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I'm raising my flagon to another dead dragon! All ten of those beasties are slain and pictures were taken for science! *drink*

Congrats!

I already see their heads on the tavern wall. Each with an appropriate 'stache.

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#7932
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Posté 29 mars 2015 - 11:14

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I'm raising my flagon to another dead dragon! All ten of those beasties are slain and pictures were taken for science! *drink*


*drinks* Sing it, Elven Glory!


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#7933
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Posté 29 mars 2015 - 11:51

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Careful Rivaini.

 

I got a warning point today for posting a GIF. ;)

 

 

Is it weird that I read the thread title "Thedas Pantheon" as "Thread Pantyhose"?

 

Yep. I'm in this club as well. I always misread things that are dirty.. only to blink and find that it isn't what I'd thought.

 

 

I'm raising my flagon to another dead dragon! All ten of those beasties are slain and pictures were taken for science! *drink*

 

Why does this make me think of zoophilia?


#7934
Paragonslustre
Posté 29 mars 2015 - 11:53

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So yesterday was sh*itty.

 

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Cabot Vodka please.  Watches Cabot pour a shot.  Ignores the glass, grabs the bottle and stomps to a quiet corner muttering.  Time to drink until I fall over.  Stuff blows.   Clamps headphones on and starts drinking determinedly.
 
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#7935
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 29 mars 2015 - 11:56

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:lol: Because that is how you're brain is wired, HB.

I figured the tavern could use some more decor.


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Posté 29 mars 2015 - 11:57

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So yesterday was sh*itty.

 

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Cabot Vodka please.  Watches Cabot pour a shot.  Ignores the glass, grabs the bottle and stomps to a quiet corner muttering.  Time to drink until I fall over.  Stuff blows.   Clamps headphones on and starts drinking determinedly.
 
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Aww sorry to hear that mate.

 

Better go see Cullen. ;)

 

Side note: I keep cracking up at the person who keeps making threads pulling the ****** out of the new DLC. First it was "Jaws of Gilligan's Island" and now it's "Jaws of Skyrim".

 

Doesn't help that I keep reading it as "jawlines".. then I think of Cass.. which then, makes me think of Voly.. then sword fighting...

 

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#7937
Paragonslustre
Posté 29 mars 2015 - 12:07

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Aww sorry to hear that mate.

 

Better go see Cullen. ;)

 

Side note: I keep cracking up at the person who keeps making threads pulling the ****** out of the new DLC. First it was "Jaws of Gilligan's Island" and now it's "Jaws of Skyrim".

 

Doesn't help that I keep reading it as "jawlines".. then I think of Cass.. which then, makes me think of Voly.. then sword fighting...

 

 

 

thanks mate  :) Drinks


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Posté 29 mars 2015 - 12:09

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Aww sorry to hear that mate.

 

Better go see Cullen. ;)

 

Side note: I keep cracking up at the person who keeps making threads pulling the ****** out of the new DLC. First it was "Jaws of Gilligan's Island" and now it's "Jaws of Skyrim".

 

Doesn't help that I keep reading it as "jawlines".. then I think of Cass.. which then, makes me think of Voly.. then sword fighting...

 

 

 

thanks mate  :) Drinks

 

 

Monster Hunter is a good series. It's totally immersion breaking though... no romance options. ;)


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#7939
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Posté 29 mars 2015 - 12:29

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So yesterday was sh*itty.

 

Spoiler

 

Cabot Vodka please.  Watches Cabot pour a shot.  Ignores the glass, grabs the bottle and stomps to a quiet corner muttering.  Time to drink until I fall over.  Stuff blows.   Clamps headphones on and starts drinking determinedly.
 
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*Moves behind Paragon, careful not to disturb her, and starts shoulder massage.*
 
There, there. You'll feel better in a minute.
Things break, it happens, but don't let that get to you.
People not that easy to mend once something gone out of tune. So relax and drink.
 
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Posté 29 mars 2015 - 12:31

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*Moves behind Paragon, careful not to disturb her, and starts shoulder massage.*
 
There, there. You'll feel better in a minute.
Things break, it happens, but don't let that get to you.
People not that easy to mend once something gone out of tune. So relax and drink.
 
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Brb. Getting the lube.


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#7941
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 29 mars 2015 - 12:40

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*snorts into drink*


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#7942
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Posté 29 mars 2015 - 12:42

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*snorts into drink*

 

They're both quiet. I think that massage got a little.. heated. :whistle:


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#7943
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Posté 29 mars 2015 - 12:44

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....

 

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Brb. Getting the lube.

 

It's been some time since I've seen it, but here we go...

 

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But at least with you here, HB, we have some "action"..

Oh, wrong choice of words again, but nevermind. ..  ;)


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#7944
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Posté 29 mars 2015 - 12:52

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It's been some time since I've seen it, but here we go...

 

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But at least with you here, HB, we have some "action"..

Oh, wrong choice of words again, but nevermind. ..  ;)

 

LOL indeed.

 

What can I say? I asked Cabot what the mood was when I got in here.. he said it was boring as batshit.

 

*Looks at Voly and Rivaini, who are both passed out*

 

Pfft. Cersei eye roll is soooooooooo last month.

 

This is the new ****.

 

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#7945
the Dame
Posté 29 mars 2015 - 01:07

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LOL indeed.

 

What can I say? I asked Cabot what the mood was when I got in here.. he said it was boring as batshit.

 

*Looks at Voly and Rivaini, who are both passed out*

 

Pfft. Cersei eye roll is soooooooooo last month.

 

This is the new ****.

 

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Well, I'm behind the current trends once again, nothing new  :D

And she's very expressive. Eye roll approved.

 

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Posté 29 mars 2015 - 01:10

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Well, I'm behind the current trends once again, nothing new  :D

And she's very expressive. Eye roll approved.

 

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Yeah biatch, that's what happens when you're absent!!

 

And Voly misses you. He even posted a corny song to express how much.

 

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#7947
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Posté 29 mars 2015 - 01:16

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Yeah biatch, that's what happens when you're absent!!

 

And Voly misses you. He even posted a corny song to express how much.

 

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[egocentric mode] Well, I saw it and it was wonderful and awesome song!

No doubt about it, because it was this dame's song [/egocentric mode]  :D


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Posté 29 mars 2015 - 01:18

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[egocentric mode] Well, I saw it and it was wonderful and awesome song!

No doubt about it, because it was this dame's song [/egocentric mode]  :D

 

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*Egocentric jealous mode* I didn't even get a goddamn song when I got stuck in the fade!!

 

You must be something special. Must be those horns!!! ;)


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#7949
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Posté 29 mars 2015 - 01:23

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Why was I reminded of Voly when I found this?

 

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#7950
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Posté 29 mars 2015 - 01:27

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*Egocentric jealous mode* I didn't even get a goddamn song when I got stuck in the fade!!

 

You must be something special. Must be those horns!!! ;)

 

I'm sure that if you had been absent a little longer at that time, BG would have been assaulting Solas, Flemeth, Morrigan and Cory to help you out or just ripped open the Veil by his biotic prowess.

 

And, yes, my horns are awesome  B)

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