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#79701
MilesUpShore

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Good luck seeing me in the dark corner. I'm not in the mood to chat too much, but I'll gladly tell you if you did well or horribly. You know me, I can be brutally honest.

 

Ah, that's allright. Just thought you might appreciate that. Don't even remember much, the guy that promotes quickly as **** in my current pt was in there and I was on some map and... don't remember much more. *orders something strong for Serz on me* 

 

Me?

 

Heh! I think the highest you can get is the rank of Mayor? :D I'm your Commander, youngling! 



#79702
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Damn this phone!

 
I hail this phone!
 

Well, you know what they say about alcohol. Who's to say I wouldn't nod to it in my state.
 
 
But... *hiccup* I don't do taken ladies, sorry.
 

Really? What the f*ck? One second it's about getting drunk, the next second you need to go because I will make a move on you?
I can look out for myself, thanks very much.

#79703
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I need more details. I'm not in the mood to talk, but I'm slowly getting there.

 

 

Also, inb4 Roy comes in, it's Major. With a J.

 

Or Obersturmbannführer, as I remember. Might be a Wehrmacht rank, I'm not sure if Bundeswehr kept it.



#79704
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I hail this phone!
  Really? What the f*ck? One second it's about getting drunk, the next second you need to go because I will make a move on you?
I can look out for myself, thanks very much.

 

Gimme a break, Rivaini. I'm drunk.

 

Won't remember this in a few hours.

 

Stuff... *hiccup* doesn't ... make sense in this state...



#79705
straykat

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I... see?

 

Well, it's not everyday someone has a rocket launcher... even in Texas. Contrary to popular belief.



#79706
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Well, it's not everyday someone has a rocket launcher... even in Texas. Contrary to popular belief.


But it's perfect against racoons!
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Ah, that's allright. Just thought you might appreciate that. Don't even remember much, the guy that promotes quickly as **** in my current pt was in there and I was on some map and... don't remember much more. *orders something strong for Serz on me* 

 

 

Heh! I think the highest you can get is the rank of Mayor? :D I'm your Commander, youngling! 

*begins plotting his Coup* 



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But it's perfect against racoons!

 

I barely get to see them either. :P

 

I see more possums. Nasty buggers..



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Well, it's not everyday someone has a rocket launcher... even in Texas. Contrary to popular belief.

 

I know. Texas is one of the better armed states, but AT4? I'd drop my lower jaw if I ever got my hands on one.

 

I mean, I expect sidearms to be very common, maybe civilian-grade rifles, like AR-15, AK and such being somewhat common, but heavy weapons? Rare.

 

Still worthy of a joke whenever you talk about Texas, though.


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#79710
MilesUpShore

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*begins plotting his Coup* 

 
*begins watching with squinty eyes*
 
 



#79711
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I know. Texas is one of the better armed states, but AT4? I'd drop my lower jaw if I ever got my hands on one.

 

I mean, I expect sidearms to be very common, maybe civilian-grade rifles, like AR-15, AK and such being somewhat common, but heavy weapons? Rare.

 

Still worthy of a joke whenever you talk about Texas, though.

 

Surpisingly, I see more hunting rifles. Rarely an AK/AR. And when I do, I have to laugh..

 

I met a guy with grenades though.. and this was when I was young, hanging with gangs. Crazy now that I think about it.



#79712
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*begins watching with squinty eyes*
 
 

 

*nods at Cdr. Miles, then starts working on the quiet removal of Al from XCOM*

 

Very poor, Witchy... Very poor.



#79713
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Yeah I tried, I can't do it.  Gonna try to do Clones some other time.  *drinks* I am too tired. 



#79714
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I barely get to see them either. :P
 
I see more possums. Nasty buggers..

And that's the best part of a rocket launcher. It also works on possums!
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#79715
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*nods at Cdr. Miles, then starts working on the quiet removal of Al from XCOM*

 

Very poor, Witchy... Very poor.

this is gonna be good. 



#79716
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And that's the best part of a rocket launcher. It also works on possums!

 

lol.. I don't even want to get near them. One of the animals that just creeps me out.

 

I can't believe people ate them once.



#79717
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Surpisingly, I see more hunting rifles. Rarely an AK/AR. And when I do, I have to laugh..

 

I met a guy with grenades though.. and this was when I was young, hanging with gangs. Crazy now that I think about it.

 

I'd put my money on concealed carry. Hunting rifles are something I would also expect, just didn't think about it...

 

And why laugh at ARs and AKs? They make them tacticool? As in, looking totally stoopid when you think about it?

 

And frags be crazy.



#79718
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I need more details. I'm not in the mood to talk, but I'm slowly getting there.


Also, inb4 Roy comes in, it's Major. With a J.

Or Obersturmbannführer, as I remember. Might be a Wehrmacht rank, I'm not sure if Bundeswehr kept it.

Who's a major?

#79719
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And that's the best part of a rocket launcher. It also works on possums!

 

RPG-7s with OG-7V warheads work on literally anything. As long as you don't need to punch through a couple hundred milimeters worth of rolled homogenous armor.

 

this is gonna be good. 

 

I wouldn't laugh. You have three health + two from armor. If I grab a laser pistol, you'll take one and go sniff the flowers from beneath. Just gotta catch you out of armor.



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Who's a major?

 

Huh. Frank Burns, and Charles Emmerson Winchester, of course. Why do you need to ask?



#79721
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I'd put my money on concealed carry. Hunting rifles are something I would also expect, just didn't think about it...

 

And why laugh at ARs and AKs? They make them tacticool? As in, looking totally stoopid when you think about it?

 

And frags be crazy.

 

I just laugh because these guys have no use for it. I know it can be fun, but I'm practical if anything. B)



#79722
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RPG-7s with OG-7V warheads work on literally anything. As long as you don't need to punch through a couple hundred milimeters worth of rolled homogenous armor.

 

 

I wouldn't laugh. You have three health + two from armor. If I grab a laser pistol, you'll take one and go sniff the flowers from beneath. Just gotta catch you out of armor.

Kinky!

 

Huh. Frank Burns, and Charles Emmerson Winchester, of course. Why do you need to ask?

Paul Foley, Jaina Solo, Samantha Carter. 



#79723
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*nods at Cdr. Miles, then starts working on the quiet removal of Al from XCOM*

 

Very poor, Witchy... Very poor.

 

Remember that one time, when Foley had a 100% chance to hit a Thin Man in front of him, but still missed and then panicked and screamed about wanting to go home? The Council wasn't very impressed that day. 



#79724
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Remember that one time, when Foley had a 100% chance to hit a Thin Man in front of him, but still missed and then panicked and screamed about wanting to go home? The Council wasn't very impressed that day. 

....sounds like something I'd do.  :lol:



#79725
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I just laugh because these guys have no use for it. I know it can be fun, but I'm practical if anything. B)

 

I know, right. Just why I wanted a replica at best. Well, maybe a pistol. Self defence, right.

 

Kinky!

 

Paul Foley, Jaina Solo, Samantha Carter. 

 

I know, right. Witchy Foley is also a lady. Polish, I think.

 

Remember that one time, when Foley had a 100% chance to hit a Thin Man in front of him, but still missed and then panicked and screamed about wanting to go home? The Council wasn't very impressed that day. 

 

Oh... yes...