Why was I reminded of Voly when I found this?

Round.
Short.
Covered in paint.
Feminine, but not female..

Why was I reminded of Voly when I found this?

Round.
Short.
Covered in paint.
Feminine, but not female..

Guest_Donkson_*
Round.
Short.
Covered in paint.
Feminine, but not female..
You are right.
This is why we need you Dame!!
You are the voice of reason. ![]()
Judge Judy invaded? o.O
Guest_Donkson_*
Judge Judy invaded? o.O
She wanted to put us in our place. ![]()
******, please.
Judge Judy invaded? o.O
Why not? Stranger things happened here and DQ endured ![]()
[and JJ hilarious, though I see her only in gifs
]

You are right.
This is why we need you Dame!!
You are the voice of reason.

It's probably because I'm staying silent most of the time. ![]()
Guest_Donkson_*
Why not? Stranger things happened here and DQ endured
[and JJ hilarious, though I see her only in gifs
]
It's probably because I'm staying silent most of the time.
Hmm... *Thinks back*
Locked in romances? Check.
MaryDen getting destroyed then brought back to life every five seconds? Check.
OBB? Check.
Andraste's Phallus? Check.
Duel between Voly and I, using Andraste's Phallus? Check.
Straight chicks' slumber parties? Check.
And LOL!!!!!!
That is gold.
Well, when you throw it all out like that it does help put things into perspective... *drink*
Guest_Donkson_*
Well, when you throw it all out like that it does help put things into perspective... *drink*
I'm sure there are more memories.. after all, we've been going at this for around 2 months now. ![]()
*Smells armpits* I think I need to shower. It's just us two here right now.. it's unusual. I'm wondering if my scent is keeping people away.
*Leans forward, reaches into pants, sniffs*
Nope, it isn't that...
Well, this just got awkward.
Guest_Donkson_*
Well, this just got awkward.

*Drinks to keep on topic*
Hmm... *Thinks back*
Locked in romances? Check.
MaryDen getting destroyed then brought back to life every five seconds? Check.
OBB? Check.
Andraste's Phallus? Check.
Duel between Voly and I, using Andraste's Phallus? Check.
Straight chicks' slumber parties? Check.
And LOL!!!!!!
That is gold.
Well, when you throw it all out like that it does help put things into perspective... *drink*
Good old days! *wipes a sudden tear, proudly smiling to the memories of her friends' debaucheries*
ETA: OOL, I'm so OOL ![]()
Good old days! *wipes a sudden tear, proudly smiling to the memories of her friends' debaucheries*
ETA: OOL, I'm so OOL
And more to come surely. *drink*
Guest_Donkson_*
Good old days! *wipes a sudden tear, proudly smiling to the memories of her friends' debaucheries*
ETA: OOL, I'm so OOL
The only debauchery I listed was those blasted slumber parties.
I couldn't even get out of the fade in time to knock some sense into those bitches!!! Jeez.
Well, it happened because you were in the Fade. Cheers. *drink*
Guest_Donkson_*
Well, it happened because you were in the Fade. Cheers. *drink*
I'm flattered that my lack of presence makes you bitches sink into a depression, thus, causing you to get ice cream, pillows, and discuss male BioWare love interests.
*DRINKS*

For the first time in my life, I feel as though I have some noble purpose. To prevent such tragic horrors from happening again.
I blame the reapers.
Oh HB, you kill me.
Guest_Donkson_*
I'm glad. ![]()
You kill me too!!!
Let's raise a toast to... killing each other with the lolz!

I did it for the lulz!!!11!!1
Guest_Donkson_*
I did it for the lulz!!!11!!1
Year of game1!1!!1
No moar circles1!1!
STILL nothing BEATS
Gothic!1!1!!
Bioshock1!1!!!
I played it for da 3th time1!11!!!!111
Year of Game1!1!111!!!1111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!1!1!!1
Year of game1!1!!1
No moar circles1!1!
STILL nothing BEATS
Gothic!1!1!!
Bioshock1!1!!!
I played it for da 3th time1!11!!!!111
Year of Game1!1!111!!!1111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!1!1!!1
Drink
Drink
Drink
Drink
Drink
Drink
Drink
Monster Hunter is a good series. It's totally immersion breaking though... no romance options.
Yeah, it's great you get to kill stuff and run away like a crazy bastard. That always makes me laugh like a drain!
*Moves behind Paragon, careful not to disturb her, and starts shoulder massage.*There, there. You'll feel better in a minute.Things break, it happens, but don't let that get to you.People not that easy to mend once something gone out of tune. So relax and drink.
Yeah baby, right there. You've got magic hands Dame
Thanks guys, I feel better already. Drinks. Guess what? If you type 'better' and your 't' button doesn't work, you get beer! Yay!
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Drive by posting to give some of y'all your own theme songs since Donk seemed distressed about not having one yet! I will address the whole cartman headcanon thing at a later time!!
Sweet Madame Dame and Rivaini already have theirs, so here goes the rest...
First up, our glorious Will of the Herald! Now, bear in mind, this is how I personally picture you, your Royness. If it is off, please correct me and I will rectify. Thing is, you've always struck me as the stable, no nonsense gal who knows what she wants. So for you, our mama bear... (sorry, it's country)
EDIT: Others in later posts because of youtube link limits...
I'm flattered that my lack of presence makes you bitches sink into a depression, thus, causing you to get ice cream, pillows, and discuss male BioWare love interests.
Hey! It was for a science!
And sharing our... *vaguely moves her fingers searching for the right word*.. rather fond regards for certain characters brought us closer..
We done each others hair, dressed up as princesses and made some awesome pic-vids.

Guest_Roly Voly_*
Dammit, it isn't showing all the youtube links because I have too many, so have to split into multiple posts...
EDIT: argh... well, .... Donk, you're just gonna have to click on your third one.
Badonkadonk, my glorious T&A hunting buddy, you... well to be honest, there were three I couldn't decide from for you, so I am just gonna give you all of them and you can pick! The first one is meant as an absolute compliment, btw!!
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