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Oh man.. I really need to get my mind out of the gutter.

Still.. This isn't quite as bad as toddlers and tiaras...


What would be the fun in that?

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What would be the fun in that?


True. I'd be boring.. Kinda like that potatohead elf. *ducks from inevitable blow to the face*

Haha blow.

Hahahahahahaha.
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Who'd hit you in the face for saying that? That's funny!
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I heard a rumour that Solasmancers are rabid and dangerous.. A psychological side effect of getting dumped.

Perhaps the rumours are untrue, and just reaper propaganda.

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Well, I was rabid and dangerous before the Sol-mance.
*drink*
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Are you still doing the John Wayne/zombie x Cullen trollmance playthrough?

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Yes! Getting her ready for the ball.
*drink*

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Lmao!! How romantic.. Bet she looks stunning in that nutcracker outfit.

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:D I'm recording the whole thing for a friend of mine so he can laugh.


Unrelated note but on topic: bsn a bit boring this weekend. Not much reason to drink.

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Okay how did I miss this one? Drink because it's harding and romance: http://forum.bioware...ce-romanceable/
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Okay how did I miss this one? Drink because it's harding and romance: http://forum.bioware...ce-romanceable/

*drinks to romance harding*

*drinks to dlc spoilers that aren't tagged as dlc*

 

*drinks to people who complain about voice acting in pillars*drinks to people who complain one sentence later about that they don't want to read so much*

*drinks to weird people in general*

*drinks to being oldschool and enjoying tons of well written words to read*

*drinks to whorehouses again because you can never drink too much to them*


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Rivaini is off to a good start. :lol: I only skimmed the thread so didn't notice any dlc spoilers. I just thought the op was funny.
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*drinks to good starts*

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Hrhr, yeah. I will never play, as long as I cannot romance Harding!

As funny as 'I will not ever buy the DLC if it isn't out on PS4 in a month!' :D

 

*drinks to 'they still haven't fixed that?(???)*


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*drinks to good starts*

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Hrhr, yeah. I will never play, as long as I cannot romance Harding!

As funny as 'I will not ever buy the DLC if it isn't out on PS4 in a month!' :D

 

*drinks to 'they still haven't fixed that?(???)*

 

I'm not playing the DLC regardless, don't give a toss.

 

I've moved on with my life!! :lol:

 

Well.. if there's one good thing about the new DLC.. it's brought back threads asking for a Harding romance. I missed those.



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I'm not playing the DLC regardless, don't give a toss.

 

I've moved on with my life!! :lol:

 

Well.. if there's one good thing about the new DLC.. it's brought back threads asking for a Harding romance. I missed those.

Hrhrhr, meanmean woman! You need to give your money to BW, no matter if you play or not!

 

So... where did you move to? Still Saints Row?

 

Hm... while you miss those, I miss a Harding romance ;)



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Hrhrhr, meanmean woman! You need to give your money to BW, no matter if you play or not!

 

So... where did you move to? Still Saints Row?

 

Hm... while you miss those, I miss a Harding romance ;)

 

****** please, I have given BW enough money in the past two months alone. I bought all the ME3 DLCs.. that's enough out of me for a bit!!

 

Yes. I am on Saints Row.

 

LOL oh btw while I was reading up about Pillars of Eternity I saw a **** load of complaints about no dialogue, no romance options, etc. It's sad that I thought of this place.

 

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****** please, I have given BW enough money in the past two months alone. I bought all the ME3 DLCs.. that's enough out of me for a bit!!

 

Yes. I am on Saints Row.

 

LOL oh btw while I was reading up about Pillars of Eternity I saw a **** load of complaints about no dialogue, no romance options, etc. It's sad that I thought of this place.

 

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Ha, it's never ever enough!

 

Most important question to that game: Big boobs or not?

 

Hrhr, didn't check big time, just read some stuff on the Steam forums while waiting for the game being playable. And I read some complaints here (where it really belong cause it so fits into the scene :D) I think it's so weird. Biggest advertisment was that they want to make a game like back in the old times. Like BG (not Voly this time). Exactly what they did. So... I don't care if people don't want to read and want a full voice over or don't like the voices... bla. At least that's personal taste and I like them so far very much and I love the companions I have encountered. Great written, great voiced, occasionelly hilarious.

Oh... btw I just realised that you were able to romance someone in BG2 when I read about a complaint of no romances in Pillars :D So.. I don't really care, as long as I have a whorehouse with a fade-to-black-screen ;)



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Door opens.  Paragon crawls towards bar and hoists herself up.

Cabot, I'll have a .... looks at the jumbo breakfast roll that Cabot places in front of her.

Eep ....

 

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Retching sounds can be heard from the restroom.  Paragon returns to bar clutching head and shivering uncontrollably.  Oh Sweet Maker, is there any mage in this bar that can cure this hangover headache?  Must've had a bad pint last night (mental note to not treat home brew as soda).

 

The last thing I remember is strolling round the Skyhold garden looking for Michel trying to clear my head and seeing something shining in the dark like a glow stick.  Shakes head in bewilderment.  Reaches out right hand for painkillers that Cabot has placed on bar.

 

Spoiler

 

 

Stares at hand uncomprehendingly for a nano second before stuffing it hastily back in pocket.   :whistle:


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Ha, it's never ever enough!

 

Most important question to that game: Big boobs or not?

 

Hrhr, didn't check big time, just read some stuff on the Steam forums while waiting for the game being playable. And I read some complaints here (where it really belong cause it so fits into the scene :D) I think it's so weird. Biggest advertisment was that they want to make a game like back in the old times. Like BG (not Voly this time). Exactly what they did. So... I don't care if people don't want to read and want a full voice over or don't like the voices... bla. At least that's personal taste and I like them so far very much and I love the companions I have encountered. Great written, great voiced, occasionelly hilarious.

Oh... btw I just realised that you were able to romance someone in BG2 when I read about a complaint of no romances in Pillars :D So.. I don't really care, as long as I have a whorehouse with a fade-to-black-screen ;)

 

Who needs romance when there's whorehouses? :whistle:

 

 

Door opens.  Paragon crawls towards bar and hoists herself up.

Cabot, I'll have a .... looks at the jumbo breakfast roll that Cabot places in front of her.

Eep ....

 

Anchorman-Ron-Burgandy-Running-Pushes-Ma

 

Retching sounds can be heard from the restroom.  Paragon returns to bar clutching head and shivering uncontrollably.  Oh Sweet Maker, is there any mage in this bar that can cure this hangover headache?  Must've had a bad pint last night (mental note to not treat home brew as soda).

 

The last thing I remember is strolling round the Skyhold garden looking for Michel trying to clear my head and seeing something shining in the dark like a glow stick.  Shakes head in bewilderment.  Reaches out right hand for painkillers that Cabot has placed on bar.

 

Spoiler

 

 

Stares at hand uncomprehendingly for a nano second before stuffing it hastily back in pocket.   :whistle:

 

Wot.

 

Michel's weenie is glow in the dark? :blink:

 

Confused. Might just go and um.. watch Jerry Springer or something.


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HELP

 

 

Who needs romance when there's whorehouses? :whistle:

 

 

 

Wot.

 

Michel's weenie is glow in the dark? :blink:

 

Confused. Might just go and um.. watch Jerry Springer or something.

 

But, I admit nothing and if I don't remember it, it didn't happen.  That's my story and I'm sticking to it.  Notices Raven's list.  Ooh, don't mind if I do!

 

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*googles breakfast roll* Sweet maker... that's... I... I'm not sure I'll get used to stuff like that *stares* Otherwise... it is quite practical. *continues staring*drinks*

 

*blinks at the hand* What's going on here?

*reads next post*tries to combine*

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*panically tries to forget* Waaaah!

 

Who needs romance when there's whorehouses? :whistle:

The real talent is to combine these both :D



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But, I admit nothing and if I don't remember it, it didn't happen.  That's my story and I'm sticking to it.  Notices Raven's list.  Ooh, don't mind if I do!

 

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So how's that red lyrium lube? Does it work alright?

 

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*googles breakfast roll* Sweet maker... that's... I... I'm not sure I'll get used to stuff like that *stares* Otherwise... it is quite practical. *continues staring*drinks*

 

*blinks at the hand* What's going on here?

*reads next post*tries to combine*

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*panically tries to forget* Waaaah!

 

The real talent is to combine these both :D

 

What a genius idea. Now, if they make the Harding romance a DLC and charge money for it... it's like that, innit!?

 

Hmm.. thinking this thread should be renamed the FuckQuisition.. although, that name would have us locked down in an instant. How about the BangQuisition?


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Hmm.. thinking this thread should be renamed the FuckQuisition.. although, that name would have us locked down in an instant. How about the BangQuisition?

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*googles breakfast roll* Sweet maker... that's... I... I'm not sure I'll get used to stuff like that *stares* Otherwise... it is quite practical. *continues staring*drinks*

 

*blinks at the hand* What's going on here?

*reads next post*tries to combine*

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*panically tries to forget* Waaaah!

 

The real talent is to combine these both :D

 

Ugh, I couldn't eat one of those in real life (breakfast roll) but I imagine after a night on the sauce in Skyhold it has its merits.  Probably tastes the same coming up as it did going down (that's what she said)  :lol:

 

So how's that red lyrium lube? Does it work alright?

 

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What a genius idea. Now, if they make the Harding romance a DLC and charge money for it... it's like that, innit!?

 

Hmm.. thinking this thread should be renamed the FuckQuisition.. although, that name would have us locked down in an instant. How about the BangQuisition?

 

Haven't tried red lyrium, ahem not that I've tried the blue  :ph34r: ShagQuisition?  Drinks to romance Harding threads.

 

OOL by the way.


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Oooh two thumbs from you?

 

I must be on a roll today. ;)

 

Married With Children GIFs?

 

Well.. after yesterday's Toddlers and Tiaras GIF War, I suppose that is acceptable...

 

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