Lmao. Mate I can make just about anything slutty. Was it Samson shut by any chance?
Yep. I mean, sorta. There's smut, but the story is centered on romance.
Poor Samson has become women's s*x toy in almost every fanfic. I felt perhaps it was time to write something where he got the chance to fall in love. 
I was thinking.. I could so pull of pornographic fanfiction.. But it would probably go over the line. How does a mother Giselle/IB ship sound?
I don't know if a Chantry sister would bend over to the Qunari way of doing things. 
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Ahh so it's mushy romance stuff? Incense, wine and candles?
Yep. Lots of it. 
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Heeeellllllllllooooooooooooooooo DQ!!! Functional desktop, woo!
Now, the first thing I want to address is this Cartman headcanon y'all whipped up for me. I am SHOCKED, yes shocked, and frankly perplexed how this came about. I thought I'd explained previously that I am so manfully manly and secure in my manliness that I am comfortable allowing my feminine side to show from time to time. Really, y'all are just sooooo off base. But hey, XXX OOO, I am here to help. So anyway, without further adieu, I present the appropriate headcanon y'all need to replace that silly cartman thing with. When you think of me, think of...
*Drinks some tali sweat and ponders perpetual motion*
(more posts to come post haste)
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Since when does f*ucking someone witless have to include lurve? Oh boy, I've been drinking home-brewed blackberry and apple wine ...... it's ... giggles
Yee haw!!
You had me at "Yee"
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Mother puss bucket! Ran out of likes already. 
Still, I think I blew a pretty good load of them this time.
I can go all day and all night.
Oh, thanks for reminding me. Mr. Dread Wolf apparently isn't Mr. Endurance. He asked me to procure him some "special stuff." *Hands Her Royness a bag of little blue pills to take to her elven plaything.
I've just realised something. Roly took the time to give us all our special songs and we haven't done anything in return for him. I feel mean (and more than a little p*issed) but are we taking our Volus for granted? Hangs head in shame. I think we need to make our illustrious leader feel more wanted. Not too much you understand because he's basically got his own harem, but still ....
Addressed in previous post earlier today 
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And I want my "description"!! (you wrote it with songs for all girly horde except me and Rivaini
)
But I already... well okay, just because I care, y'all get more songs! Gonna have to do multiple posts to address them cuz multiple vids...
Madame Dame, I narrowed it down to a couple. Hope you like!
*Drinks a White Russian appreciatively*
Mate you having trouble quoting? What browser do you use?
Yes. All the time. ç.ç
I use Chrome. Maybe it's the navigator, like you pointed out. o/ I'll download Firefox and have a try.
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HB, you want another one too?! Darlin' I already gave you three... but since you nixed Elton, okay, one more for you
(Heh, alternate here that I saw after finding Rivaini's link! Seems like you might like it...)
And for our own dear Dread Pirate of the Waking Sea, well this one just immediately popped into my head when I started thinking of it, so right or wrong, here it is!
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ModernAcademic I need to observe more before I feel qualified to assign a theme song. But Doc (threef) I think I can easily and confidently assign you yours. In fact, I suspect you have an alter ego (much like Ron Swanson has) where you probably go to bars and sing this to lure victims lovers!
*drinks five whiskey shooters BAM in a row to celebrate catching up with thread*
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Yeah, all in that one post. You had the Elton John one, then Van Halen - Running With The Devil, and also Van Halen - Everybody Wants Some. frankly, I think Everybody Wants some may fit you best Normally, I would post the "Better Off Dead" clip of that video cuz the singing hamburger is hilarious, but I know my Donk and I think you'll like this one better...
Click ME for the better off dead scene w/song.
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Yeah, all in that one post. You had the Elton John one, then Van Halen - Running With The Devil, and also Van Halen - Everybody Wants Some. frankly, I think Everybody Wants some may fit you best
Click ME for the better off dead scene w/song.
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Christ on a motherfuckers stick I'm so out of the loop lately.
Christ on a motherfucking stick.. Again at the chick in that video.. Well, I appreciate it mate. I will think of a suitable song for you.. Barbie girl was a bit insulting..
Damn it, I forgot to quote that one. That actually cracked me the hell up! Played it more than once, I am not ashamed to admit.
AHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA You just won me 20 silver, mate.Oh, thanks for reminding me. Mr. Dread Wolf apparently isn't Mr. Endurance. He asked me to procure him some "special stuff." *Hands Her Royness a bag of little blue pills to take to her elven plaything.
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Heh, to be honest those kiddie pageants always kinda gave me the heebee jeebees so I just skimmed that section of the last few pages as quickly as possible. Though I did laugh heartily at the bald Alistair plopped into the middle of all that! Oh, and the mom in the seats coaching her kid on moves had me in stitches.
*Ponders the significance of Roy's 20 silver... then drinks!*
And for our own dear Dread Pirate of the Waking Sea, well this one just immediately popped into my head when I started thinking of it, so right or wrong, here it is!
-snip-
I love you, BG bro! So I'm willing to share, but don't tell anyone else *whispers*
Kind of once related to something that was once related to some topic here (just making sure I'm not derailing... something!)
I was looking for a Billy Idol gif as response and the only one I liked was where he grabbed his... boobs? Figured, it was Miley Cyrus. Procrastrating and out of cats I wanted to find out when she looked like that. There I found out about her newest 'scandal'. Posting a picture of her with hair in her... armpits. Of course I wanted to check the shocking photos... if they hadn't told me it had hair there, I wouldn't have noticed. How shocking *yawns*
And I'm 100% percent on your side BG about. the toddler pageant thing. Creepy.
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Damn. Too early to write and make sense at the same time. Multitasking sucks.
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