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Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#801
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 06:43

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New rule in: Ex bashing. Take a drink.


#802
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 06:48

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Yeah, okay, but damn that was a good burn! :lol:


#803
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 06:53

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Yeah, okay, but damn that was a good burn! :lol:


Mate I'm a professional when it comes to sticking the knife in... and twisting it, repeatedly.

If only she were here to see it. :whistle:

 

Wait.

 

Or were you talking about Orian's burn?


#804
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 06:55

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Oooh another warning point.

 

Looks like I'm gonna have to take that drink after all.

B!tch please I'm pure and true magnet for warning points!

Come talk back to me when you start getting banned each 1h from here lol


#805
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:00

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B!tch please I'm pure and true magnet for warning points!
Come talk back to me when you start getting banned each 1h from here lol


LOL.

I know your secret... I can achieve warning point greatness.

Broodmother porn!!

#806
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:01

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LOL.

I know your secret... I can achieve warning point greatness.

Broodmother porn!!

Actually it is Corypheus + Boku No Pico...enough said  :whistle:


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Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:02

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Or were you talking about Orian's burn?

Haha!  No, your burn :)


#808
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:04

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Actually it is Corypheus + Boku No Pico...enough said  :whistle:


You said Corypheus... take a drink. Whole bottle.
 

Haha!  No, your burn :)


Thought so. It just had to be. :lol:

 

Ahh yes, I am so full of myself.

 

Anybody notice? :rolleyes:


#809
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:05

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You said Corypheus... take a drink. Whole bottle.

If that happens I will end up in DA:I multiplayer drunk again...and banned again lolz


#810
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:06

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If that happens I will end up in DA:I multiplayer drunk again...and banned again lolz


What's new, though? ;)


#811
Orian Tabris
Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:07

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You said Corypheus... take a drink. Whole bottle.
 


Thought so. It just had to be. :lol:

 

Ahh yes, I am so full of myself.

 

Anybody notice? :rolleyes:

 

Mine wasn't really a burn, since you had already conceded to it being a negative thing, before I made fun.


#812
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:07

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What's new, though? ;)

I'm banned from DA:I multiplayer for entire week! I'm banned from ESO for month...not huge loss! I'm banned from GW for entire year! And I'm banned from EVE permanently(well one of my accounts at least xD)! Plus I'm sober!


#813
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:10

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Mine wasn't really a burn, since you had already conceded to it being a negative thing, before I made fun.


True.

Oh and wasn't offended or anything. :lol: This bigot has broad shoulders. Besides, that would just be silly cause like you said.. I conceded.
 

I'm banned from DA:I multiplayer for entire week! I'm banned from ESO for month...not huge loss! I'm banned from GW for entire year! And I'm banned from EVE permanently(well one of my accounts at least xD)! Plus I'm sober!


You bad b*tch, you. You're making me feel like a nun. :lol:


#814
Orian Tabris
Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:12

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True.

Oh and wasn't offended or anything. :lol: This bigot has broad shoulders. Besides, that would just be silly cause like you said.. I conceded.

 

*defensively* Wait, who said you were offended? Madam, I am insulted that you would insinuate such a thing!


#815
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:13

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You bad b*tch, you. You're making me feel like a nun. :lol:

One word...one name: Vodka!

Works like charm in multiplayers  :whistle:


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Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:20

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*defensively* Wait, who said you were offended? Madam, I am insulted that you would insinuate such a thing!


I am so sorry. Truly. Deeply. :lol:

One word...one name: Vodka!
Works like charm in multiplayers  :whistle:


Rum is my ******. Last time I drank vodka (high strength, mind you) I dry-reached all day, had a whopping head ache and could not move.

#817
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:22

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Man, I vaguely remember a nun joke from 30+ years ago, but I can't recall enough of it to tell it now.  Something to do with a merchant ship and a shipment of candles and a storm and nuns ending up preggers...  Oh well, probably for the best that's just lost to the rigors of time.

 

Rivaini has inspired me to do a new ME3 run.  It occurs to me that I've never done a "default" run before.  Always imports.  I have no idea what a default would be, and the thought of starting at level 1 is intriguing.  Now I just need a name for my femshep...


#818
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:22

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I am so sorry. Truly. Deeply. :lol:


Rum is my ******. Last time I drank vodka (high strength, mind you) I dry-reached all day, had a whopping head ache and could not move.

That's how you know it's working!
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:27

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Man, I vaguely remember a nun joke from 30+ years ago, but I can't recall enough of it to tell it now.  Something to do with a merchant ship and a shipment of candles and a storm and nuns ending up preggers...  Oh well, probably for the best that's just lost to the rigors of time.
 
Rivaini has inspired me to do a new ME3 run.  It occurs to me that I've never done a "default" run before.  Always imports.  I have no idea what a default would be, and the thought of starting at level 1 is intriguing.  Now I just need a name for my femshep...


I'm in the process of an ME3 run myself.

How's about.... MARYDAN SHEP. :lol: Don't ask.
 

That's how you know it's working!


I like to have my cake and eat it too = drink myself to foolishness and oblivion, without a brutal hangover. (Slight is okay... worst case scenario there; somebody dies.)

I can make an exception for Vinmark mushies and elfroot spliffs. ;)


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#820
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:30

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Isn't that the bard that Cabot is worried will get whacked? I... I suppose maybe, but not exactly the inspirational name I was looking for!  Like (for Skyrim) Sonje Firemane!  Ya hear that and you just think, "She's going places."


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Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:34

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Isn't that the bard that Cabot is worried will get whacked? I... I suppose maybe, but not exactly the inspirational name I was looking for!  Like (for Skyrim) Sonje Firemane!  Ya hear that and you just think, "She's going places."


LOL it's the first thing that popped in my head.

Wouldn't it be cool if you could pick an appearance and personality from other games?

If I could... I'd make a Sera Shepard. Hairstyle and all... renegade dialogue full of "shites" and "innits"... :wub: Badarse N7 plaideweave armour... the works.

 

Goddamnit they're breaking my immersion by not letting me do this!!

 

Speaking of which... anybody else spewing they couldn't bang your trainer?


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Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:46

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:wacko:  She's kinda old for my tastes.  I mean, hey, sure, she's aged well, but still.  Plus, she's a bit dodgy in the head now.  Might inadvertently throw down some veilstrike in the throes of passion!  Ouch.

 

Okay, drink then bed.  Goodnight DrinkQuisition!


#823
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:49

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:wacko:  She's kinda old for my tastes.  I mean, hey, sure, she's aged well, but still.  Plus, she's a bit dodgy in the head now.  Might inadvertently throw down some veilstrike in the throes of passion!  Ouch.
 
Okay, drink then bed.  Goodnight DrinkQuisition!


That's the appeal. ;)

 

Besides... nothing wrong with old!!

 

Goodnight mate. May the drunken snore be with you.


#824
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:53

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LOL it's the first thing that popped in my head.

Wouldn't it be cool if you could pick an appearance and personality from other games?

If I could... I'd make a Sera Shepard. Hairstyle and all... renegade dialogue full of "shites" and "innits"... :wub: Badarse N7 plaideweave armour... the works.

 

Goddamnit they're breaking my immersion by not letting me do this!!

 

Speaking of which... anybody else spewing they couldn't bang your trainer?

Wait do you mean your trainer or...your trainer?


#825
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:57

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Wait do you mean your trainer or...your trainer?


Your trainer.

 

The rift mage one that's fucked in the head LOL.

 

"I am. Your trainer. Your. Trainer."

 

I can imagine the dialogue if she were a romance option... after the sex.

 

"That sucked. Sucked. I am your trainer. Your. Trainer."


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