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[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Well, I meant I seem to have an unending supply, but thanks mate I'll take it 

It is a lie. You will run out. And then you will have to drink.

[ravenesse]

 

LMAO.

 

Well... we're into zoophilia, right?

 

Kidding aside, it is so much more than a dating sim. From what I've read there's some freaky ****.. that can never be unseen. I don't play dating sims, they sound boring. But this one is a whole different ball game!!

 

I like to consider eating like a degenerate, as you'd call it... practice.

I won't admit anything here!

 

Freaky even for you? Hm... it's only 2something on GOG... *thinks*drinks*

 

I don't even want to think about that... but if you get anything out of the 'real deal' that looks like that there have been some serious hygieniec issues. *gets herpes*driiinks*

[Paragonslustre]

Anyway, before I head out I wanted to share something with y'all hehe.  All the pictures of chocolate reminded me of a pic I took the other day because I thought you guys might appreciate it.  I'm not a big fan of chocolate, but I like sweeties and this is what I found in my bag of, I think megamovie mix or something.

 

Spoiler

 

And yeah I ate it (vanilla/strawberry flavour), only one in the bag.

[ravenesse]

Gog.com is giving me an orgasm!!

 

Carmageddon, Postal 2....

*sigh* Postal 2. Forbidden in Germany.

But soon no more... *grins* My beloved keeps mumbling 'Mortal Kombat' for several days now

Nothing is too freaky for me.

 

$2 for you!?

 

Ripoff. I just had to pay $4. I admit.. the cheap price is what made me do it. I'm not playing it yet though.. nor am I downloading it. I have Saints Row.

 

Ew ****** if a woman's ***** is dirty or smelly in any shape or form... I'm out the ****** door!!

 

Besides, I've sworn off women otherwise I wouldn't be on this forum so much chatting you awesome people.

Buying games you don't play... weird! And don't throw the Jaws in my face now!

 

So BSN turned you asexual? AGENDA!

[ravenesse]

Pretty sure it's forbidden here too.. yet there it is, available to buy on gog. I'd probably have the feds knocking on my door...

 

LOL wot, your government's scared that if you play Postal, the Nazis will come back?

 

Oh yeah everybody is raving on about Mortal Kombat. At one stage of my life, I would've been the same.. cept my tastes have evolved. Fighting games bore me.

 

Although.. I do like pointless brawlers. Ever played Splatterhouse!? That game is the ****.

 

AGENDA!!

 

LOL.

 

But you misunderstood... if I was ****** with wimminz irl, I wouldn't be on here so much, would I?

Hrhr, beloved got Mortal Kombat (the last one) on Steam. Bought himself a key just to find out he can't activate it here without a VPN... and he dare not do so 'cause he doesn't want them to close his whole account

 

I think they're more worried that we run amok after plaing a game like that. We must be protected, or else... *heaves a bit*

 

Nope, never splatterhoused, but had my fair share of pointless, senselessly brutal games (like Postal... which was sooo much fun. Ehm... not that I ever played that... and I always stood in line for the milk!)

 

Mah, I thought you don't want to date women anymore because they would cost you so much time you would like to spent here. With us. As we deserve!

[ravenesse]

Yep and Mortal Kombat X will be too.

 

No need, thanks. One more month and we're in Ireland. The only game there that was ever banned was Manhunt 2 *dances around* Censor-free games, it will be like heaven!

I mean, they even censored 'Titan Quest' as it was too brutal. I really don't get that system... at. All.

Btw.

 

Muahaha, I just read that Baldur's Gate was censored. Too much gore!

Modifié par ravenesse, 31 mars 2015 - 12:48 .

[ravenesse]

Motherfucking Christ on a stick!!

 

Your country is worse than mine!!

 

It's a wonder all games aren't banned, save for:

 

 

And

 

 

I'm surprised could even play DA!

I do not even know what that pony-thing is... so I suppose it's banned, too

 

Well, it's not that bad anymore. Occasionally

But it's still issue enough that there were big announcements about 'Inquisition pegi 16 and uncut.' Ridiculous.

 

Anyways:

[ravenesse]

Viva Pinata. An Xbox 360 exclusive.. I'm ashamed to have this knowledge.

 

And LOL yes.. banned cause it might make you into Zoophilia.

 

God.. are you even allowed to post those GIFs?

 

And ashamed you should be *nods*drinks*

*tries to be a good housewife*cooks*

*driiiiinks*

 

Hm, I don't know... no one complained... except BG and he hasn't the authority to bother me with it.

Spoiler

[ravenesse]

To be honest sometimes I don't know if his super clean little biotic God mind is complaining or shocked or overheated or whatever. I just don't want to make this precious nice gem dirtier

 

*stares*drinks*

[ravenesse]

It probably made him wheeze too much...

 

Is it fucked up that when I heard a volus wheeze for the first time in ME, I wondered if they do that when they orgasm?

Nope. Is it already zoophilia when you wonder about such a thing?

[ravenesse]

 

I said it and I will say it again: Bang the Volus! And inform me when, I'll take pictures

 

Oh... btw. did you now that Sailor Moon got banned from german television for several years due to accused pedophilia?

Modifié par ravenesse, 31 mars 2015 - 02:26 .

[ravenesse]

You remember this?

That's 100% accurate! And it means that his 'stumpy' can't be bigger as what you like so much.

 

Yep, really.

And I totally share your opinion

[ravenesse]

You are so picky!

And if there's tentacles coming out of the Volus I'll shove you aside anyways cause than he's mine!

You could have the nurse amour then, I'd be nice like that.