Dive in!
*literally dives into the cake, making it explode all over that place*
Dive in!
*literally dives into the cake, making it explode all over that place*
*gets covered in chunks of cake* *thinks about the thing he was thinking about the last time cake was mentioned* *eats the cake* *Foley Slightly APproves*
*literally dives into the cake, making it explode all over that place*
8.6
8.6
*The East German judge gives it a 6.*![]()
CONSPIRACY! THAT JUDGE HAS BEEN BRIBED
It looks like that woman is vomitting...
Yes. That is the general response to you, yes?
*whimpers* Apparently. ![]()
8.6
*The East German judge gives it a 6.*
Oh feck has this turned into one of those shitty reality cooking shows?
That's my cue to leave.
swimming contest. there's diving!
swimming contest. there's diving!
*tries to proudly take a bow whilst covered head to paw in cake*

Oops.
Hmm.. I can get behind that. If there are contestants with female bits who wear tight, yet platonically tasteful swimwear.
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Poodle this is for you.

He's gonna love that.
No, he's really not.
What are you doing to the dog?
*Hopes Traggy competes*
I'd rather not risk a punch by Verse ![]()
What are you doing to the dog?
Whacking it on the nose, with the force. ![]()
No, he's really not.
I'd rather not risk a punch by Verse
Doesn't look like it.
ToP: That one time, Brayan totally got wasted from drinking the Well of Sorrows.
What does it look like I am doing? ![]()
The temptation may be too strong, besides, I don't support the destruction of cakes by diving into them, cakes are meant to be eaten.
-Innuendo not intended-
The temptation may be too strong, besides, I don't support the destruction of cakes by diving into them, cakes are meant to be eaten -innuendo not intended-
And just when my mind had crawled out of the gutter.