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[Donk]

She's an alligator cross with a tree.

[Ashaantha]

Josie off in dreamland again!

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

You're only hitting on me because you still await the bar fight with Verse.

*stares*rereads* Wait... were you talking about Sera? I thought all that fangirling was about Iron Roy.

[Donk]

You're only hitting on me because you still await the bar fight with Verse.

*stares*rereads* Wait... were you talking about Sera? I thought all that fangirling was about Iron Roy.

No. I'm hitting on you because you're Adonkable.

And no! The only gender gated DQ romance option I'm interested in is Traggy. But I can settle for being platonic slavebitch

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

 

Aaaand home! WOOO!

[Donk]

Uh oh.

[Ashaantha]

*peeks in the door*

Is it safe?

[Al Foley]

Uh oh.

*Foley laughs so hard he vibrates into disintegration* 

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Done going through those screens. Time for some flycam super ninja spying. I take my drink and fly away!

[ravenesse]

No. I'm hitting on you because you're Adonkable.
And no! The only gender gated DQ romance option I'm interested in is Traggy. But I can settle for being platonic slavebitch

Well then... my awesomeness allows you to continue.

Hrhrhr. Platonic slaveb*tch. Sounds so poetic. And sexy. But I fear that we got too many angles on the DQ romances already. I lost track. And when you're her platonic slavebitch knocking tenderly on her gender gate... then... eh... *drinks* I have no idea what I wanted to talk about anymore *heavily drinks*
Ah... what type of mine are you?

[ravenesse]

*peeks in the door*
Is it safe?

Reminds me a bit of:

[Al Foley]

*Foley drinketh from the cup of the never-be-hit-on*

[Donk]

Well then... my awesomeness allows you to continue.

Hrhrhr. Platonic slaveb*tch. Sounds so poetic. And sexy. But I fear that we got too many angles on the DQ romances already. I lost track. And when you're her platonic slavebitch knocking tenderly on her gender gate... then... eh... *drinks* I have no idea what I wanted to talk about anymore *heavily drinks*
Ah... what type of mine are you?

You really should become the new friendfic writer.

I don't quite understand that question though.

[Ashaantha]

Reminds me a bit of:

 

nailed it!!

[Al Foley]

*sigh* I have no idea why they keep insisiting 'wings of the masters' while its actually 'brothers of the broken horn'

[ravenesse]

You really should become the new friendfic writer.
I don't quite understand that question though.

No! Stop giving that job to other people.

See... language barrier!
You are eh... weirdly part time locked with Verse. You are Dienne's platonic slavebutch. What is the title for what we have? I'm female, I need a classification!

Edit... Muahaha... slavebitch was what it was supposed to mean. But too awesome to edit. I'm a genius.

[ravenesse]

nailed it!!

Noooo, don't run away!

[Donk]

No! Stop giving that job to other people.

See... language barrier!
You are eh... weirdly part time locked with Verse. You are Dienne's platonic slavebutch. What is the title for what we have? I'm female, I need a classification!

Edit... Muahaha... slavebitch was what it was supposed to mean. But too awesome to edit. I'm a genius.

Slavebutch

Ah. See, that's what I thought you meant. But just thought I would double check.

Hmm how bout.. Backup? you know, for when our current locked in romances are absent. Which they are quite a bit lately.

[Al Foley]

*Foley gags again*

[ravenesse]

Slavebutch
Ah. See, that's what I thought you meant. But just thought I would double check.
Hmm how bout.. Backup? you know, for when our current locked in romances are absent. Which they are quite a bit lately.

You are so adonkable smart!

Hm... might work, but I have to tell you that my locked DQmance is only absent here. So 'backup' doesn't really suffice.
Also, it's far too unsexy. We deserve sexyness!

[Donk]

*Foley gags again*

You should really work on your gag reflexes before you attempt deep throat.

[Al Foley]

You should really work on your gag reflexes before you attempt deep throat.

*Foley sputters with righteous indignation* 

[Serza]

*Foley drinketh from the cup of the never-be-hit-on*

 

You'n'me both.

[Paragonslustre]

*Foley drinketh from the cup of the never-be-hit-on*

 

Daisy hit on you, but you turned her down ...

[ravenesse]

You'n'me both.

Both of you would not have this problem, if the BioWare agenda had worked on you