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Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 01 avril 2015 - 11:34

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You can never burn that memory from your mind, Paragon and I have those pictures still to remind you.

Raiders Easter Egg, saw it on my first run through Citadel DLC. :D Good times.


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#8327
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Posté 01 avril 2015 - 11:34

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Hey Biggie, you estrogenic bombshell of her royal demonic sexiness, don't freak out.

 

http://forum.bioware...era-is-special/

 

The funny thing is, my reading experience was "Oh brother, they did NOT go there... oh they didn't, my bad....oh he does.... oh, now they do."

 

I actually read that earlier.

 

I wouldn't have expected anything less.. and thus, I cannot be fucked going all demon rage. :lol:

 

 

The teasing clearly masking y'alls jealousy of the fact that I scored with MaryDen!

 

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*Drinks in hopes of someday burning that memory from his mind*

 

Unrelated thingy in spoiler (very mild possible spoiler info from ME3 Citadel DLC)...

Spoiler

 

LMAO!!!

 

That'd be like you being jealous of me if I scored with Mother Giselle...


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#8328
ravenesse
Posté 01 avril 2015 - 11:44

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*drinks*

I still wanna move in with Judith.

And romance!

*drinks*
Ahand... lots of stuff!

*drinks*


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Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 01 avril 2015 - 11:48

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Judith?  That's kinda vague...  Also, everybody drink now for choices!  CHOICES!

 

*drinks*


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Posté 01 avril 2015 - 11:49

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Yeah.. what Voly said. Who the **** is Judith?

 

Is that a hooker on Pillars of Eternity or something?

 

Does she have tentacles?


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#8331
ravenesse
Posté 01 avril 2015 - 11:51

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*drinks to choices*

 

Judith is The Naturalist ;)

The woman in the witchy hut outside of Crestwood who gives you the Wyrm Hole quest.

I even love her more than Harding. That mean little laugh...

*driiinks*

 

 

*drinks to easter eggs btw*

 

Edit:

I hereby declare that this one guy on BSN obviously was right who said that you won't remember the npc's because the camera won't zoom in during conversations. ;)


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#8332
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Posté 01 avril 2015 - 11:52

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*drinks to choices*

 

Judith is The Naturalist ;)

The woman in the witchy hut outside of Crestwood who gives you the Wyrm Hole quest.

I even love her more than Harding. That mean little laugh...

*driiinks*

 

 

*drinks to easter eggs btw*

 

My bad. Forgot about her.

 

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Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 01 avril 2015 - 11:53

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All this tentacle talk has me wondering just wtf Hermaeus Mora is actually trying to do to you in Apocrypha.

 

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EDIT: OH!  I remember her, just forgot her name was Judith.


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#8334
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Posté 01 avril 2015 - 11:56

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All this tentacle talk has me wondering just wtf Hermaeus Mora is actually trying to do to you in Apocrypha.

 

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EDIT: OH!  I remember her, just forgot her name was Judith.

 

You should get those tentacles out of that sexy nurse outfit.

 

Rivaini will have mad sex with you then... you can fill every orifice.

 

LMAO "orifice" cracks me up.


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#8335
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 01 avril 2015 - 11:57

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It's April Fool's, bitches. *drink to best day ever*


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Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 01 avril 2015 - 11:59

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It's April Fool's, bitches. *drink to best day ever*

 

Amazon.com threw me for a loop this morning when I went to check to see if my mower's oil and air filter would be getting here today.  So far, that is the only one I've run into online.

 

*Drinks to partying like it's 1999*


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ravenesse
Posté 01 avril 2015 - 11:59

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My bad. Forgot about her.

 

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Well... if she would have been romancable?

All this tentacle talk has me wondering just wtf Hermaeus Mora is actually trying to do to you in Apocrypha.

 

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EDIT: OH!  I remember her, just forgot her name was Judith.

Hrhr here we are again: Estrus! :D

 

In that case I don't mind. That's your male-ish side *puts bg in a closet again*closes the door*drinks*throws some tentacle-like sweets after him*waits drinking*

 

It's April Fool's, bitches. *drink to best day ever*

Ugh!


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#8338
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 01 avril 2015 - 12:03

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Gorrammitt!  OOL already this morning :(  Rivaini, this is for you!

 

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EDIT:  And one for Iron Roy for facials and manicures with Cory in Val Royaeiouandsometimesy!

 

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ravenesse
Posté 01 avril 2015 - 12:06

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Gorrammitt!  OOL already this morning :(  Rivaini, this is for you!

 

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Right show, wrong character, but coincidentally I chose her the very same moment for something else. We've got a connection here, BG ;)

 

Anyways, I just read that we had a Mod writing in here who didn't close the thread instantly. This has to be celebrated.

*drinks to that*

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Posté 01 avril 2015 - 12:09

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Right show, wrong character, but coincidentally I chose her the very same moment for something else. We've got a connection here, BG ;)

 

Anyways, I just read that we had a Mod writing in here who didn't close the thread instantly. This has to be celebrated.

*drinks to that*

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I reckon!!

 

I am convinced that this thread has some magical ward around it.. that makes it unbannable.

 

I mean, she didn't even bat an eye-lid. She just wanted to lez out with us!!

 

I totally forgot about April Fools, btw. But then again, I don't pay attention to silly human ritual days. Being the superior elite demon that I am.


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#8341
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Posté 01 avril 2015 - 12:10

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Unrelated thingy in spoiler (very mild possible spoiler info from ME3 Citadel DLC)...

Spoiler

 

Yeah, Mike Gamble apparently is as huge an Indy fan as I am, so I'm gonna say that was his idea. Love it.


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Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 01 avril 2015 - 12:11

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Hrhr here we are again: Estrus! :D

 

*puts bg in a closet again*closes the door*drinks*throws some tentacle-like sweets after him*waits drinking*

 

 We've got a connection here, BG ;)

 

*Roly bursts out of the closet, grabs Rivaini and hauls ass out the door to one of those abandoned towers quicker than she can say VOLUN GLORY*


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#8343
ravenesse
Posté 01 avril 2015 - 12:13

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EDIT:  And one for Iron Roy for facials and manicures with Cory in Val Royaeiouandsometimesy!

 

I have to confess that I learned about the term 'facial' while watching porn, so the pictures in my mind when reading that word here aren't topic-related at all. I hope.

 

 

*Roly bursts out of the closet, grabs Rivaini and hauls ass out the door to one of those abandoned towers quicker than she can say VOLUN GLORY*

*tries it anyway squeeing*is curious about how far she'll 'come' saying it until the whole thingy is over...*


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#8344
ravenesse
Posté 01 avril 2015 - 12:14

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I reckon!!

 

I am convinced that this thread has some magical ward around it.. that makes it unbannable.

 

I mean, she didn't even bat an eye-lid. She just wanted to lez out with us!!

 

I totally forgot about April Fools, btw. But then again, I don't pay attention to silly human ritual days. Being the superior elite demon that I am.

Of course I read 'Magic Wand'. Who btw. isn't available in Germany. Which is far worse than any banned game.

 

Eh.. no one's lezzing (?) here except you. The Lesbian Invoker.


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Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 01 avril 2015 - 12:15

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*Roly bursts out of the closet, grabs Rivaini and hauls ass out the door to one of those abandoned towers quicker than she can say VOLUN GLORY*

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*drink*drink*drink*


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#8346
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 01 avril 2015 - 12:17

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I have to confess that I learned about the term 'facial' while watching porn, so the pictures in my mind when reading that word here aren't topic-related at all. I hope.

 

LMAO!  Facial in this context...

 

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*tries it anyway*is curious about how far she'll 'come' saying it until the whole thingy is over...*

 

WIll Roly even make it across the courthouse before...well, you know...?!  Will Rivaini stab him in the kidneys before they get to the tower?!  Will OBB have a baby sister or brother?!  JERRY SPRINGER FANS WORLDWIDE WANT TO KNOW!!

 

*Drinks to Jerry Springer*


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#8347
ravenesse
Posté 01 avril 2015 - 12:19

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LMAO!  Facial in this context...

 

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WIll Roly even make it across the courthouse before...well, you know...?!  Will Rivaini stab him in the kidneys before they get to the tower?!  Will OBB have a baby sister or brother?!  JERRY SPRINGER FANS WORLDWIDE WANT TO KNOW!!

 

*Drinks to Jerry Springer*

Yes... NOW I know it. I googled it a while ago, when The Academic mentioned his facial...

 

OMG, do we get a cliffhanger music? Like the old batman series where he was hangig over an open acid tank?


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#8348
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 01 avril 2015 - 12:23

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Oh, my part in narrating this little adventure is already over.  The rest is totally on you to headcanon for the DQ.

 

*drinks to potentially be stabbed and left to bleed out on the quad... OR brown chicken brown cow!*

 

 

(really hope that's viewable for folks cuz it's pointless without the video)


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#8349
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Posté 01 avril 2015 - 12:26

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I have to confess that I learned about the term 'facial' while watching porn, so the pictures in my mind when reading that word here aren't topic-related at all. I hope.

 

 

*tries it anyway squeeing*is curious about how far she'll 'come' saying it until the whole thingy is over...*

 

And... dead.

 

 

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*drink*drink*drink*

 

EVEN MORE DEAD.

 

 

Oh, my part in narrating this little adventure is already over.  The rest is totally on you to headcanon for the DQ.

 

*drinks to potentially be stabbed and left to bleed out on the quad... OR brown chicken brown cow!*

 

Want me to take over?

 

*Voly's big giant tentacles come out and penetrate Rivaini in every single orifice, eventually impaling her. Blood and guts spill everywhere... some random necromancer comes to patch her up. She is now pregnant.. gender is unknown at the moment. Watch this space.*


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#8350
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 01 avril 2015 - 12:29

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Well... so there's that.

 

*Sips some Rivaini Red*


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