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#83576
Lebanese Dude

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That awkward moment when you let something slip and then you give the "am I gonna have to choke a ******?" look. 

 

How is it awkward?



#83577
Al Foley

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I don't remember why I got put in a demon binding circle though.

Perhaps because you are one. :P



#83578
Ashaantha

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I don't remember why I got put in a demon binding circle though.

 

Okay, you have a point here. i'm not sure why either... Likely something you said haha


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#83579
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How is it awkward?

Babylon 5.  Delen already choked G'Kar for talking about the Grey Council and then she says, to Sinclair's fiancee, "On the issue of COmmander Sinclaire I am under orders strictly to observe"  "Observe what?" the wife asks.  

 

******* look*



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Lebanese Dude

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Babylon 5.  Delen already choked G'Kar for talking about the Grey Council and then she says, to Sinclair's fiancee, "On the issue of COmmander Sinclaire I am under orders strictly to observe"  "Observe what?" the wife asks.  

 

******* look*

 

*reading your post*

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and lol that would be awkward


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#83581
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Okay, you have a point here. i'm not sure why either... Likely something you said haha


Damn.. And here I thought you were just feeling kinky ;)

... *Ducks from bucket of icy cold water to the head*

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Alright, I bring you Mae's Adventures to Adamant Part One.

 

"Why did Cullen have to start the siege this friggin' early?"

Spoiler

 

Cullen angrily marches in, "Too early? There are demons everywhere and you're complaining it's early?"

(I also imagine he's some angry husband in that shot "You did what?!")

Spoiler

 

"Someone's grumpy because they didn't get enough sleep. Probably because they woke up too early to launch this assault."

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First screen: "I am not!"

Second screen: ".....Touche."

Spoiler

 

"Hang on guys. I got dis."

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Listening to Erimond's bullshit.

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One of those Wardens is really into it.

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Stroud and Hawke take a step forward as Solas double checks no one notices him.

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Hawke shows his diving skills as Mae decides now is a good time to show her floating bow trick.

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"I'm running!"

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Clariel is not happy.

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"Anyone have any popcorn?"

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CHOMP!!

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Mae keeps her eye on that dragon. She doesn't want to be eaten.

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"Na na na na, you can't have it!" is what the dragon is thinking as it ragdolls Clariel around.

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"Everyone just back away slowly...."

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EXPLOSION OF MAGIC AND BLOOD!

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Monotone: "Oh no, it's collapsing. Must react."

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Stroud puts his years of ballet training to use. Mae just says, "**** it. I'm gonna fall anyway."

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"I hope this works."

Spoiler


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#83583
Lebanese Dude

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Cute female elf.


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#83584
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:o OMG My world is collapsing all over again! SAY IT AIN'T SO!

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You're welcome.

 

Oops, gotta go. *Runs away*


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#83585
Al Foley

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*reading your post*

 

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and lol that would be awkward

 

*urge to post giggle gif rising*

Damn.. And here I thought you were just feeling kinky ;)

... *Ducks from bucket of icy cold water to the head*

*uses the force and levitates the bucket right into DOnk's head* *wince* I do not think that is how that is supposed to work.



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*me walking into my friend's room after overhearing a Star Wars excitement conversation and saying Star Wars sucks*

 

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#83587
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Alright, I bring you Mae's Adventures to Adamant Part One.

 

"Why did Cullen have to start the siege this friggin' early?"

Spoiler

 

Cullen angrily marches in, "Too early? There are demons everywhere and you're complaining it's early?"

(I also imagine he's some angry husband in that shot "You did what?!")

Spoiler

 

"Someone's grumpy because they didn't get enough sleep. Probably because they woke up too early to launch this assault."

Spoiler

 

First screen: "I am not!"

Second screen: ".....Touche."

Spoiler

 

"Hang on guys. I got dis."

Spoiler

 

Listening to Erimond's bullshit.

Spoiler

 

One of those Wardens is really into it.

Spoiler

 

Stroud and Hawke take a step forward as Solas double checks no one notices him.

Spoiler

 

Hawke shows his diving skills as Mae decides now is a good time to show her floating bow trick.

Spoiler

 

"I'm running!"

Spoiler

 

Clariel is not happy.

Spoiler

 

"Anyone have any popcorn?"

Spoiler

 

CHOMP!!

Spoiler

 

Mae keeps her eye on that dragon. She doesn't want to be eaten.

Spoiler

 

"Na na na na, you can't have it!" is what the dragon is thinking as it ragdolls Clariel around.

Spoiler

 

"Everyone just back away slowly...."

Spoiler

 

EXPLOSION OF MAGIC AND BLOOD!

Spoiler

 

Monotone: "Oh no, it's collapsing. Must react."

Spoiler

 

Stroud puts his years of ballet training to use. Mae just says, "**** it. I'm gonna fall anyway."

Spoiler

 

"I hope this works."

Spoiler

1.  That is a very Dread Wolf thing to do.  :lol:

 

2.  It must be killing him to be in that armor.  

 

3.  Speaking of armor, that armor is awesometacular.  


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#83588
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NO YOU'RE NOT!!!

 

YES I AM!!!

 

Alright, I bring you Mae's Adventures to Adamant Part One.

 

"Why did Cullen have to start the siege this friggin' early?"

Spoiler

 

Cullen angrily marches in, "Too early? There are demons everywhere and you're complaining it's early?"

(I also imagine he's some angry husband in that shot "You did what?!")

Spoiler

 

"Someone's grumpy because they didn't get enough sleep. Probably because they woke up too early to launch this assault."

Spoiler

 

First screen: "I am not!"

Second screen: ".....Touche."

Spoiler

 

"Hang on guys. I got dis."

Spoiler

 

Listening to Erimond's bullshit.

Spoiler

 

One of those Wardens is really into it.

Spoiler

 

Stroud and Hawke take a step forward as Solas double checks no one notices him.

Spoiler

 

Hawke shows his diving skills as Mae decides now is a good time to show her floating bow trick.

Spoiler

 

"I'm running!"

Spoiler

 

Clariel is not happy.

Spoiler

 

"Anyone have any popcorn?"

Spoiler

 

CHOMP!!

Spoiler

 

Mae keeps her eye on that dragon. She doesn't want to be eaten.

Spoiler

 

"Na na na na, you can't have it!" is what the dragon is thinking as it ragdolls Clariel around.

Spoiler

 

"Everyone just back away slowly...."

Spoiler

 

EXPLOSION OF MAGIC AND BLOOD!

Spoiler

 

Monotone: "Oh no, it's collapsing. Must react."

Spoiler

 

Stroud puts his years of ballet training to use. Mae just says, "**** it. I'm gonna fall anyway."

Spoiler

 

"I hope this works."

Spoiler

 

Wooo. Science.


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#83589
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*uses the force and levitates the bucket right into DOnk's head* *wince* I do not think that is how that is supposed to work.


Do you know where you are?

You're in Thedas, motherfucker. That **** doesn't work here.
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#83590
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Do you know where you are?

You're in Thedas, motherfucker. That **** doesn't work here.

*uses the Force Fade to levitate a bucket right into Donk's face. :P



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*uses the Force Fade to levitate a bucket right into Donk's face. :P


*Uses the fade to levitate a pair of hedgeclippers to take care of Kara's unibrow*
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*Uses the fade to levitate a pair of hedgeclippers to take care of Kara's unibrow*

....thank you that is so kind of you. :D


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#83593
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I should write a friendfic about Kara's eyebrows.

I'd call it "Welcome to the jungle".
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Cute female elf.

Thank you.

 

1.  That is a very Dread Wolf thing to do.  :lol:

 

2.  It must be killing him to be in that armor.  

 

3.  Speaking of armor, that armor is awesometacular.  

Yes, I always imagine him cringing while walking around in that armor. It just looks so damn good on everyone.



#83595
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I should write a friendfic about Kara's eyebrows.

I'd call it "Welcome to the jungle".

:lol:

 

*Foley laughs very, very hard*



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objects are being thrown around the room again?!?

 

*deflects*

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wait wrong universe..

 

enter the angry mage!

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#83597
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Ugh... my so called Internet-Highspeed-Volume was completely used. Now I topped up (which was hard enough because of various time outs due to the lowspeed Internet ;)) and since then I see a note in my network app 'your Highspeed volume will soon be available'. How soon is soon? I'm waiiiitiiiing!

And I hate non-wi-fi areas :(

*drinks*wants to look at IR's pictures!*
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#83598
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*driiiinks*
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#83599
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:lol:

*Foley laughs very, very hard*


Cullen threw Kara onto his desk. She spread her legs and squealed, "Stick it in now Cully Wully!"

He closed his eyes, trying to forget her eye brows. They were so bushy, he was afraid to look at her vagina for this reason.

He felt his boner go soft, so he quickly imagined what Leliana looked like naked under those depressing robes. He felt himself stiffen once more.

"What's wrong? Need some motivation?" Kara winked.

She unbuttoned her beige pyjama top, revealing her breasts.

Cullen looked at them.. And he was well on his way to keeping his boner.

Until he saw it.

The hair sprouting out of her nipples.

"Uhh.. I just remembered I have to deal with the soldiers. Let's do this another time, hey?"

Kara pouted, her eyebrows crinkled thus emphasising how hairy they were.

"Fine." She said, buttoning her beige pyjama top and casually leaving Cullen's office.
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What's going on here?