*Voly's big giant tentacles come out and penetrate Rivaini in every single orifice, eventually impaling her. Blood and guts spill everywhere... some random necromancer comes to patch her up. She is now pregnant.. gender is unknown at the moment. Watch this space.*
I knew my orifices (?) could count on you.
*walks from the tower in an impregnated zombie kind of way smiling all the way*
Driiiiink!
Guest_Donkson_*
I knew my orifices (?) could count on you.
Sure.
Your ear holes.
Your eye sockets.
Your nostrils.
Your mouth.
Your butt crack.
Your belly button.
And your vaginey.
Please let me know if I've missed anything.
Sure.
Your ear holes.
Your eye sockets.
Your nostrils.
Your mouth.
Your butt crack.
Your belly button.
And your vaginey.
Please let me know if I've missed anything.
What could you have forgotten? My artificial anus?
Well... so there's that.
*Sips some Rivaini Red*
That's so... romantic!
*drinks*girly sighs*
Want to be my locked one?
Wanders into bar, brushing dust off armour. Well, sh*t. I just got knocked over by Roly and Raven pelting along like this
Cabot, a mead please - no make it a vodka. Looks around suspiciously. Drinks.
I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamt that the OBB was taking on the form of DrinkQuisition regulars. I must be eating too many elfroot cookies.
Guest_Roly Voly_*
I knew my orifices (?) could count on you.
Do you really need to talk?
Wanders into bar, brushing dust off armour. Well, sh*t. I just got knocked over by Roly and Raven pelting along like this
Cabot, a mead please - no make it a vodka. Looks around suspiciously. Drinks.
I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamt that the OBB was taking on the form of DrinkQuisition regulars. I must be eating too many elfroot cookies.
-snip-
*cannot stop staring* And it's remarkably adequat.
*gives paragon a plate of solas-made elfroot cookie*
Guest_Donkson_*
Wanders into bar, brushing dust off armour. Well, sh*t. I just got knocked over by Roly and Raven pelting along like this
Cabot, a mead please - no make it a vodka. Looks around suspiciously. Drinks.
I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamt that the OBB was taking on the form of DrinkQuisition regulars. I must be eating too many elfroot cookies.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!
Yep... but with tentacles.
Thanks for the likes, btw. You flooded my notifications. 
Keep a lookout for those Hero of Ferelden threads - that's threads. They reactivated the old one, to fight in both simulatenously.
Time to axe a new keg in preparation.
Guest_Donkson_*
Keep a lookout for those Hero of Ferelden threads - that's threads. They reactivated the old one, to fight in both simulatenously.
Time to axe a new keg in preparation.
I reckon.
What is with this forum?
It's like there's a theme for each day.. Monday: Jaws of Hakkon. Tuesday: Sera conspiracy theories. Wednesday: Bring back the Warden...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!
Yep... but with tentacles.
Thanks for the likes, btw. You flooded my notifications.
Because I love you mate 
Thanks for the cookies Raven, that should help my paranoia!
Guest_Donkson_*
Because I love you mate
Thanks for the cookies Raven, that should help my paranoia!
I love you too mate!!!
Even if you did create a HB/OBB abomination... 
Ha. Perfect name for it. HBB.
I reckon.
What is with this forum?
It's like there's a theme for each day.. Monday: Jaws of Hakkon. Tuesday: Sera conspiracy theories. Wednesday: Bring back the Warden...
Ooh, thanks - that saved me a job. Drinks to all the above.
I love you too mate!!!
Even if you did create a HB/OBB abomination...
Ha. Perfect name for it. HBB.
Ha! I'm glad you weren't offended it was intended to make you laugh. Peers closely at HB looking for signs of OBB. Just checking mate 
Cabot, a rum for my purple fiend.
Guest_Donkson_*
Ooh, thanks - that saved me a job. Drinks to all the above.
Ha! I'm glad you weren't offended it was intended to make you laugh. Peers closely at HB looking for signs of OBB. Just checking mate
Cheers mate.
Hmm.. it appears Rivaini and Voly have run off.
*Checks in the cellars, and spies on Rivaini and Voly, on a blanket together, butt naked. Voly lights Rivaini's after sex cig for her.. using one of his tentacles*
Aww. How sweet!
I love you too mate!!!
Even if you did create a HB/OBB abomination...
Ha. Perfect name for it. HBB.
Let's just call it Bob.
^^ What?! Using one of his testic ..... oh tentacles, gotchya. Wait, I have a feeling I've done this before. Stops eating cookies.
Oops ninja'd by Dieb.
Well, you guys have weirded me out. Peace out! *drains mug, slams it on the bar and swaggers out*
I, uh.... just brought Hawke into the discussion.
*counts remaining arrows, sighs, takes deep sip*
See you on the other side.
Guest_Donkson_*
Well, you guys have weirded me out. Peace out! *drains mug, slams it on the bar and swaggers out*
Only just now?
Dude... how long has the DQ been "a thing"? 
I, uh.... just brought Hawke into the discussion.
*counts remaining arrows, sighs, takes deep sip*
See you on the other side.
See you in two days when your ban has been served.
Only just now?
Dude... how long has the DQ been "a thing"?
DQ still makes me think of ice cream!
And hey, don't worry about it, just had some other things I needed to focus on atm.
Guest_Donkson_*
DQ still makes me think of ice cream!
And hey, don't worry about it, just had some other things I needed to focus on atm.
Oooh did somebody get a little "elven glory"? 
Oooh did somebody get a little "elven glory"?
Ahahahahahahaha! Vacation planning actually.
Guest_Donkson_*
Ahahahahahahaha! Vacation planning actually.
So that's what they're calling it now?
That gif always makes me laugh! And this was planning a RL vacation. *drink to people falling for April Fool's jokes*
Guest_Donkson_*
That gif always makes me laugh! And this was planning a RL vacation. *drink to people falling for April Fool's jokes*
LOL me too. I'm envious that you get to go on vacation. Hope you enjoy it!!
Wait.. does that mean.. you won't be checking in with us DrinkQuisitor fbros? 
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