LOL me too. I'm envious that you get to go on vacation. Hope you enjoy it!!
Wait.. does that mean.. you won't be checking in with us DrinkQuisitor fbros?
Ha ha, I had to threaten a few managers to get it. Don't worry, my purple friend, it's not for a month, but I will still check in when I can. *drink*
Don't be silly, she has to.
Look, it says it right here in the con... *pulls dirty, unrolled scroll from under a few emptied mugs, thoroughly drenched in and dripping from maker-knows-what; drops immediately yanking hand back*
...she, like, promised it.
Guest_Donkson_*
Don't be silly, she has to.
Look, it says it right here in the con... *pulls dirty, unrolled scroll from under a few emptied mugs, thoroughly drenched in and dripping from maker-knows-what; drops immediately yanking hand back*
...she, like, promised it.
You shouldn't have touched that scroll mate, even to prove a point.
I think Rivaini and Voly may have um.. juiced on it, while engaging in rough, passionate tentacle sex earlier. Not to mention the amount of times minstrel MaryDen has been sliced up..
I have never asked this, but why are we spelling Maryden weird?
Guest_Donkson_*
I have never asked this, but why are we spelling Maryden weird?
That is a good question..
Voly started doing it. From that point on.. it became a trend.
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Regarding tentacles...
Guest_Donkson_*
Regarding tentacles...
Spoiler
Regarding OBB and whatever is baking in Rivaini's oven...
Spoiler
Regarding Rivaini and I's "lock status"...
Spoiler
Regarding my heart...
Spoiler
The Dame!?!?
Oh man. This is some serious Days of Our Lives ****.
Don't worry bro... she's one I can't have. She don't swing my way. 
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Ya, I'm smitten! That said, we've not even dated, much less locked, so any other ladies wanting to sample some Volun Glory take heart, I'm still available for fun sexy times!
*Drinks a sex on the beach*
Guest_Donkson_*
Ya, I'm smitten! That said, we've not even dated, much less locked, so any other ladies wanting to sample some Volun Glory take heart, I'm still available for fun sexy times!
*Drinks a sex on the beach*
Aww that's so cute, buddy.
I wish you luck..
Advice:
1. Keep wearing the nurse outfit.
2. Read that book I wrote.
3. Even if you don't have tentacles.. say you do anyway.
Guest_Roly Voly_*
3. Even if you don't have tentacles.. say you do anyway.
Still OOL, so you get to look at this instead...
Guest_Donkson_*
Spoiler
That GIF makes me cackle like a loony old hag...
Regarding tentacles...
Spoiler
Regarding OBB and whatever is baking in Rivaini's oven...
Spoiler
Regarding Rivaini and I's "lock status"...
Spoiler
Regarding my heart...
Spoiler
You dawg, you!
Guest_Roly Voly_*
You dawg, you!
Course, I now potentially, depending on her reaction, have the deadliest friggin' pirate in the world gunning for me. But Gawd, worth it! Smokin'...
Guest_Donkson_*
I know the feeling bro.
I'm just amused that it took you this long, I mean.. I've had her that many times.. 
If I know Raven (which I don't but, she's coming to my side of the pond) I reckon she's carved another notch in her mast. Nicely done mate. (Ravelicious)
Nice to know users are focusing on what matters and bringing the real important issues to the devs...
*drinks into a stupor and passes out*
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Guest_Donkson_*
Nice to know users are focusing on what matters and bringing the real important issues to the devs...
*drinks into a stupor and passes out*
LOL mate that's nothing.. a while back somebody cracked the shits cause there was a naked woman on a top tier item. Another forum member even posted something like, "This thread is an example of why men are such pigs and feminism is needed more than ever. I hope the devs change this in the next patch."
Really?
Honourable Bigot:
Oh yeah, I think it was a staff. =S
Orsino's staff was also supposed to be sexual. I read somewhere the devs originally intended to place, er...male genitals instead of dragons in it. Hence the name Staff of Violation.
Isabela's necklace was also supposed to have male genitals in it.
Which is ironic, considering Gaider's strong position against sexism in gaming culture.
Seems not everyone in Bioware shares his ideals.But part of the fanbase thinks his words represents the devs' opinion on the matter.
Quite a messy business, it is.
*takes a sip of wine*
Ah yes, the fables of game development. *drink*
Guest_Donkson_*
Honourable Bigot:
You summed up the reality of the fanbase (and the gaming universe) pretty well.
No wonder Gaider just disappeared from the forum. lol
Best to stick to his work and let fans discuss the fruits of his labor as they see fit. Saved him a lot of headache.
Anyway...*glances at bar shelves*
Oh look, there's a wine over there I've never tried before.
Retour en haut
