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Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#8551
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 01:38

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*Roly gets all lonely and anxious*

 

sad.gif  I'm so lonesome I could cry!  cry.gif

 

*drinks his beer with a tear in it...*

 

Suck it up, princess!
*grabs a bottle from behind the bar and settles into favorite seat*


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#8552
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 02:13

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You are a DrinkQuisiiton natural!


#8553
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 02:25

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*Roly gets all lonely and anxious*

 

sad.gif  I'm so lonesome I could cry!  cry.gif

 

*drinks his beer with a tear in it...*

 

Aw mate. It's alright. FBro is here.

 

Do Volun tears make beer taste better?

 

Ahh no flaming work for four days!!!!


#8554
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 02:27

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Bunny: 

Oh my! You're reading Nightmares of Red Stone? A.k.a. the Samson fanfic? If so, THANK YOU! 

I should tell you that English isn't my first language. I hope the grammar mistakes you'll come across won't prevent your reading to be any less enjoyable. ^_^"

Chapter 5 is underway. It will be posted in around 2 days, if everything works out. I've been working on the revision since yesterday.


#8555
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 02:29

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Bunny: 

Oh my! You're reading Nightmares of Red Stone? A.k.a. the Samson fanfic? If so, THANK YOU! 

I should tell you that English isn't my first language. I hope the grammar mistakes you'll come across won't prevent your reading to be any less enjoyable. ^_^"

Chapter 5 is underway. It will be posted in around 2 days, if everything works out. I've been working on the revision since yesterday.

 

You got a fan. :)

 

I'd read it too but I'm not one to read fanfic. Either way, I, on behalf of the DrinkQuisition, fully support your efforts. Keep at it.


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#8556
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 02:33

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Suck it up, princess!

commencing_sucking.jpg

 

Aw mate. It's alright. FBro is here.

 

Do Volun tears make beer taste better?

 

Ahh no flaming work for four days!!!!

Indeed!  It's like Jägermeister sorta.

 

*FBro hug*


#8557
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 02:35

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commencing_sucking.jpg

 

Indeed!  It's like Jägermeister sorta.

 

*FBro hug*

 

Mate I am cackling @ that meme.

 

Her mouth is in the right position and all. ;)

 

So... Volun tears taste like aniseed?


#8558
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 02:38

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Well more of a ginger prominence to be honest.  Tali sweat ain't got nothin' on Volun tears!

 

*punches himself in the nuts and  drinks his tears*

 

P.S. - It took me a couple of minutes to get the right pause point for the image capture...


#8559
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 02:39

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Mmm ginger.

 

Cabot.. a mug of Volun tears please!!

 

But Tali sweat boosts sexual stamina, right?

 

Is Volun tears more.. potent?

 

****. Better line me up a wimminz to bang.


#8560
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 02:43

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*listening to Roly Voly,'s Red Hood music*

Oooh, so my naughty portrayal of Samson left a good impression, huh?  :P

Achievement Unlocked: impress a master in the sophisticated arts of partying, drinking and having fun.

 

A toast of the finest mead to you, my dear Roly Voly, and many thanks for reading! ^.^


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#8561
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 02:44

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Honourable Bigot: all those sweet compliments... <3  You're just trying to get into my pants, aren't you?

 

*smiles foolishly and a bit cross-eyed*


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#8562
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 02:47

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Honourable Bigot: all those sweet compliments... <3  You're just trying to get into my pants, aren't you?

 

*smiles foolishly and a bit cross-eyed*

 

Well that depends on whether you've got dangly bits or a vaginey LOL.


#8563
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 02:50

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*Roly punches himself in the nuts for the last time and collects two shots worth of his quality booze tears*

 

Here ya go Donk, ol' buddy!  All lined up and waiting for ya...

Spoiler

 

And for any ladies who prefer the guys, I saved a shot glass for ya *slams it down on the bar* and got some friends to line up for ya!  First come, first serve!

Spoiler

 

 

Well that depends on whether you've got dangly bits or a vaginey LOL.

 

That's my Donk!  All class, hon, all class! :lol:


#8564
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 02:50

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dangly bits of a vaginey

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Last time I checked, I had a flower down there. So I guess we're good to go.  B)


#8565
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 02:52

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*Roly punches himself in the nuts for the last time and collects two shots worth of his quality booze tears*

 

Here ya go Donk, ol' buddy!  All lined up and waiting for ya...

Spoiler

 

And for any ladies who prefer the guys, I saved a shot glass for ya *slams it down on the bar* and got some friends to line up for ya!  First come, first serve!

Spoiler

 

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Oh mate... stop making me question my sexuality. Those menz have curves and big booties!!

 

*Fans self*


#8566
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 02:53

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dangly bits of a vaginey

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Last time I checked, I had a flower down there. So I guess we're good to go.  B)

 

Dangly bits of a vaginey!?

 

Well.. that's interesting. :lol:

 

Is it as smooth as a nug's shaved butt?


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#8567
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 03:06

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Hey, when Fozee the mod comes back, tie her up and don't let her leave until she explains the bloody like system.  I'm already OOL again :(   Actually, tie her up until she agrees to somehow change the system so DQ members get triple the allowance everyday.  Oh hell, just tie her up.

 

*chugs a mug of Cabot's finest*


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#8568
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 03:16

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*Roly punches himself in the nuts for the last time and collects two shots worth of his quality booze tears*

Here ya go Donk, ol' buddy! All lined up and waiting for ya...

Spoiler


And for any ladies who prefer the guys, I saved a shot glass for ya *slams it down on the bar* and got some friends to line up for ya! First come, first serve!
Spoiler

Spoiler

#8569
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 03:18

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Hey, when Fozee the mod comes back, tie her up and don't let her leave until she explains the bloody like system. I'm already OOL again :( Actually, tie her up until she agrees to somehow change the system so DQ members get triple the allowance everyday. Oh hell, just tie her up.

*chugs a mug of Cabot's finest*

No! Absolutely not! We are drunks not thugs. She is a welcome member to this establishment. *drink* What you do in the bedroom is your own business.

#8570
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 03:19

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lmao.gif  Oh stop, you know you got Mr. Solas!  Those guys are just for the other ladies who don't have a steady beau.  On a side note, though, when the hell are we getting new Sherlocks?!

 

*drinks something limey*

 

EDIT:  Re: Fozee.  I submit to The Will, of course, but okay instead of tying her up to make her talk, can we just try getting her stoned (IIRC she has an alcohol allergy) so she'll spill the beans??


#8571
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 03:20

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Double deuce on behalf of the 'other' ladies.

Phone doesn't know the words I want! *drink*

#8572
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 03:30

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Is it as smooth as a nug's shaved butt?

 

Er...well, I er...

*HEAVY COUGH* 

So, the topic of the conversation sure changes quickly in the Drinkiquisition, huh? One moment we're drinking booze and eating chocolate, next thing you know, we move on to describe our genitals.

:lol:


#8573
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 03:31

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Yeah guys be nice to Fozee. She's a decent sort. We won't tie her up.. we'll just buy her a drink and ask her about the like system. Deal?


#8574
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 03:31

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Enough to make one's hairs down there stand on end.

 

*heavy drinking*


#8575
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 03:32

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Just you wait until I'm done with my "Prisoner Guy From Origins Who Hid A Key In His Arse"-fanfiction.

 

Spoiler

 

:wizard:  Theme song inspiration doth strike!

 


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