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Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)

Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#8576
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 03:33

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Double deuce on behalf of the 'other' ladies.

Phone doesn't know the words I want! *drink*

 

I think my phone is possessed by a Roman catholic conservative person thingy.. doesn't let me swear, won't even let me say "hell".

 

 

Is it as smooth as a nug's shaved butt?

 

Er...well, I er...

*HEAVY COUGH* 

So, the topic of the conversation sure changes quickly in the Drinkiquisition, huh? One moment we're drinking booze and eating chocolate, next thing you know, we move on to describe our genitals.

:lol:

 

LOL yep... anything goes. You're lucky you weren't around for tentacle talk.. or the old blob baby. :lol:

 

Oh speaking of which... you gotta start wearing protection, Voly. Otherwise you'll be paying a lot of child support for these um.. abominations.


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#8577
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 03:37

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Tentacles? Makes one's mind jumps straight to hentai and all its weirdness. Japanese and their eccentric view on human reproduction...lol

 

Talking about protection, how d'you guys think people practice safe sex in Thedas? They don't have plastic, so no condoms...you think they use a super thin sock or something?


#8578
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 03:40

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Snoufleur intestines, probably.  And for the record (again!) I don't have tentacles!  Badonkadonk just has a very, very vivid imagination :)

 

*drinks some lyrium*

 

edit:

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#8579
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 03:45

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Yeah guys be nice to Fozee. She's a decent sort. We won't tie her up.. we'll just buy her a drink and ask her about the like system. Deal?

I already forbade it.

No! Absolutely not! We are drunks not thugs. She is a welcome member to this establishment. *drink* What you do in the bedroom is your own business.


#8580
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 03:45

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Tentacles? Makes one's mind jumps straight to hentai and all its weirdness. Japanese and their eccentric view on human reproduction...lol

 

Talking about protection, how d'you guys think people practice safe sex in Thedas? They don't have plastic, so no condoms...you think they use a super thin sock or something?

 

Love Japanese culture for obvious reasons. :lol:

 

Hmm.. I don't think they would practice safe sex, but I'm thinking they could use some sort of magic for birth control.

 

 

Snoufleur intestines, probably.  And for the record (again!) I don't have tentacles!  Badonkadonk just has a very, very vivid imagination :)

 

*drinks some lyrium*

 

edit:

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Man... if reincarnation is for real. I hope I was a lesbian back then.


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#8581
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 03:46

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#8582
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 03:48

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Roly Voly:

And here I thought condoms were a recent invention. This is quite surprising, you know. So intestines and bladder were the first raw material used to make condoms.

 

Well, if the Snoufleur start going extinct, we'll know why.

(I'll never look at Snoufleur hunting during my gameplay the same way... :blink: )


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#8583
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 03:50

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*Slams back one last mug of mead, throws the mug at Cabot, and strides out the door with purpose*

 

P.S. - Outta Likes, MA, so...

 

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#8584
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 03:52

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*Slams back one last mug of mead, throws the mug at Cabot, and strides out the door with purpose*

 

P.S. - Outta Likes, MA, so...

 

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Good idea mate. I'll come join you!!

 

Otherwise the world will be overrun with abominations!


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#8585
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 03:52

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:P


#8586
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 04:17

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I heard the conch and came running. Had to fight my way through an army of snoufleur to get here. *drink*grabs bow and quiver* Let's go!
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#8587
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 04:24

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I heard the conch and came running. Had to fight my way through an army of snoufleur to get here. *drink*grabs bow and quiver* Let's go!

 

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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 04:39

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#8589
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:21

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Dalish! :lol:
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#8590
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:21

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Bunny: 

Oh my! You're reading Nightmares of Red Stone? A.k.a. the Samson fanfic? If so, THANK YOU! 

I should tell you that English isn't my first language. I hope the grammar mistakes you'll come across won't prevent your reading to be any less enjoyable. ^_^"

Chapter 5 is underway. It will be posted in around 2 days, if everything works out. I've been working on the revision since yesterday.

 

I don't read much fanfic, but I'm hooked. Nice job!


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#8591
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:21

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Sorry for delay!  Had to run to 24 hr convenience store and fill my 70 oz. Bubba Keg.  I DID DR PEPPER THIS TIME IN YOUR HONOR, LADY WILL!

 

This should be a hunt to remember!  Donk on point, Lynroy the left flank, me on the right flank, and wizard archers in the middle to rein down magic missiles on those bastard snoufleurs!  GLORIOUS!  *sniffle*  Wish Lady Lustre, Rivaini, Doc, Thief, Sweet Madame Dame, and the rest were here.

 

*drinks from his travel mug*


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#8592
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:27

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Y'all remember the HoopQuisition?  Just saw something and thought maybe we could do another contest...

Spoiler


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#8593
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 06:05

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DR PEPPER! THE WILL, HER ROYNESS, GREATLY APPROVES

I don't think this Dr Pepper of mine is going to keep me up through the rest of the night.

Covering left flank! *drink*
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#8594
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 06:30

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*snoufleur on fire, exploded, or Maker knows whatever type of grisly death you can dream up*

 

I think the Dalish wizard archers are out of mana.

 

Y'all remember the HoopQuisition?  Just saw something and thought maybe we could do another contest...

Spoiler

 

Spoiler

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#8595
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 06:51

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Squeeeee! Bunnie babies in cups. Manly!

*drinks*
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#8596
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 07:34

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I don't know if I can stay awake, guys.

Cabot, something to keep me from not falling asleep...

#8597
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 07:40

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Had to log in just to say I can't believe I missed a Snoufleur hunt. I would have paid real money to see Roly stalking Snoufleur in his heels. Phone is just as bad as 3DS. I'm gonna try and hand out some likes.
*drinks to all the fun I'm missing*
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#8598
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 07:49

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Paragon!!!  (F)Bro Hug incoming!

 

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You'd have been so proud of me!  One snoufleur knocked me over and it was hand to hand, but I got the bastard.  A left and a right and a left... POW!

 

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*burps some snoufleur bacon burps and then collapses for the night*

 

Roly... OUT!


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#8599
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 07:50

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It seems some people here have taken up the mantle of white knighting in my absence.

I am so proud.
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#8600
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 07:56

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We'll catch got next time, Paragon! There will always be snoufleur to kill. My party is going to need some new armor soon.
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