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*Walks in, notices everybody is pretty much passed out dead.*

 

Oh well... pigeon dating sim it is!!


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Snoufleur intestines, probably.  And for the record (again!) I don't have tentacles!  Badonkadonk just has a very, very vivid imagination :)

 

*drinks some lyrium*

 

edit:

Spoiler

 

 

Roly Voly:

And here I thought condoms were a recent invention. This is quite surprising, you know. So intestines and bladder were the first raw material used to make condoms.

 

Well, if the Snoufleur start going extinct, we'll know why.

(I'll never look at Snoufleur hunting during my gameplay the same way... :blink: )

Finally I can share my absolutely not useful wisdom:

The egypts used condoms 1200 year bc. Also made of bladders.

Even before that the women used... eh... stuff to prevent getting pregnant. Read something about crocodile ****. HB, you got crocs in your country, don't you? Please try it! For science!

That little zoophilia game should help...


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Finally I can share my absolutely not useful wisdom:

The egypts used condoms 1200 year bc. Also made of bladders.

Even before that the women used... eh... stuff to prevent getting pregnant. Read something about crocodile ****. HB, you got crocs in your country, don't you? Please try it! For science!

That little zoophilia game should help...

 

Eh? They used crocodile poop(?) for protection?

 

How does that work, the man lathers his weenie in crocodile poop and the woman runs the **** away? = no sex, no pregnancy?

 

And I blame this thread for me playing this game!!

 

Also OO MOTHERFUCKING L.


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"She doesn't agree with me lots."

-Sera threads



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Eh? They used crocodile poop(?) for protection?

 

How does that work, the man lathers his weenie in crocodile poop and the woman runs the **** away? = no sex, no pregnancy?

 

And I blame this thread for me playing this game!!

 

Also OO MOTHERFUCKING L.

Um.. I'm going to guess that the crocodile **** was some sort of spermicide. Also.. Hi again! I've come here because the BSN is mean and it drove me to drink and listen to Fiona Apple. Clearly I need help.

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Um.. I'm going to guess that the crocodile **** was some sort of spermicide. Also.. Hi again! I've come here because the BSN is mean and it drove me to drink and listen to Fiona Apple. Clearly I need help.

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"She doesn't agree with me lots."

-Sera threads

 

Mate I don't dare go in there.. I'm in too much of a good mood. ;)

 

 

Um.. I'm going to guess that the crocodile **** was some sort of spermicide. Also.. Hi again! I've come here because the BSN is mean and it drove me to drink and listen to Fiona Apple. Clearly I need help.

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AHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

If you're listening to Fiona Apple.. then yeah, you need help. :P

 

Welcome, take a seat, have a drink. We have a doc here for that stuff but she hasn't been very active lately.


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Eh? They used crocodile poop(?) for protection?

 

How does that work, the man lathers his weenie in crocodile poop and the woman runs the **** away? = no sex, no pregnancy?

 

And I blame this thread for me playing this game!!

 

Also OO MOTHERFUCKING L.

 

 

Um.. I'm going to guess that the crocodile **** was some sort of spermicide. Also.. Hi again! I've come here because the BSN is mean and it drove me to drink and listen to Fiona Apple. Clearly I need help.

s9c.gif

*offers cariel a cask of rum*

 

The women... eh... inserted the ****. Literally :D To kill everything on it's way. Sounds like voodoo, eh?


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"She doesn't agree with me lots."
-Sera threads


And that's just the mild version. Just ask our resident pedophile terrorist.

Still, the old Sera thread is back in business so shots are on me.

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And apparently we have HB to thank, so this one is for her.

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*offers cariel a cask of rum*

 

The women... eh... inserted the ****. Literally :D To kill everything on it's way. Sounds like voodoo, eh?

 

Hey perhaps that was how the scat fetish was invented!!

 

They intended to kill their babies.. but discovered an intense pleasurable response in their loins on the way. ;) Man.. that sounds like the opening of some really bad movie trailer.


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And that's just the mild version. Just ask our resident pedophile terrorist.

Still, the old Sera thread is back in business so shots are on me.

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And apparently we have HB to thank, so this one is for her.

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Ahh she is just perfection. :wub:

 

Yeah, Sera haters are ****** idiots to be honest. I don't apologize.

 

I was happy to help.. but really, thank Fozee. If she didn't come into this thread in the first place I wouldn't have been able to get it back in action.


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*offers cariel a cask of rum*

 

The women... eh... inserted the ****. Literally :D To kill everything on it's way. Sounds like voodoo, eh?

So... I was right?

 

My internet is being insane right now because I live here

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*having piddled, Roly falls back into slumber*

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So... I was right?

 

My internet is being insane right now because I live here

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Dalen?

 

Are you Dalish?


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Dalen?

 

Are you Dalish?

Dales*

*drink* Go Sera! *drink* I really have no idea what is going on. *drink* Went into a rage. *drink* So, how's BSN? *drink*


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Boring.

 

Where are all the classic trolls!?



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Dalen?

 

Are you Dalish?

 ...Yes.

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Mmmmm Legolas

Woohoo! More elves! Welcome back, Cariel.


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Boring.

 

Where are all the classic trolls!?

*sigh* They must have found other places to troll. *drinks morosely*



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*sigh* They must have found other places to troll. *drinks morosely*

 

What utter betrayal!!

 

There is no finer place on the web to troll than the BSN.

 

Ugh. More elves. It's getting too elfy in here. Shite.


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So... I was right?

 

My internet is being insane right now because I live here

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You forgot to mark the spot with an x!

 

*stares at the duelist*whispers to the girl horde* We gotta kill the Prothean, before he throws us out the airlock... or maroones us somewhere in the desert or... the other things that Protheans do!

*uses maryDen as human shield to be on the safe side*


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Speaking of trolls, one got modslapped because he just couldn't help but troll a Krem thread. Again.

All I'll say is that this particular troll had a pseudonym that screamed troll (hint: it involves striking infants) and no avatar to boot.

Either way, to schadenfreude. Sweet, sweet schadenfreude.

Shots+this+man+combines+alcoholic+bevera
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Speaking of trolls, one got modslapped because he just couldn't help but troll a Krem thread. Again.

All I'll say is that this particular troll had a pseudonym that screamed troll (hint: it involves striking infants) and no avatar to boot.

Either way, to schadenfreude. Sweet, sweet schadenfreude.

Shots+this+man+combines+alcoholic+bevera

I always drink to that *smiles from behind maryDen*

 

Whoa, great shottrick!



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What utter betrayal!!

 

There is no finer place on the web to troll than the BSN.

 

Ugh. More elves. It's getting too elfy in here. Shite.

I know! Such a wonderful cesspool of trollish delight!

Hey, I'm not too elfy elf, am I?

 

Speaking of trolls, one got modslapped because he just couldn't help but troll a Krem thread. Again.

All I'll say is that this particular troll had a pseudonym that screamed troll (hint: it involves striking infants) and no avatar to boot.

Either way, to schadenfreude. Sweet, sweet schadenfreude.

Shots+this+man+combines+alcoholic+bevera

Yes, I know the very one. Many Dr Peppers have been downed because of them. They have a nasty habit of doing that ALL THE TIME. *drink*

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You forgot to mark the spot with an x!

 

*stares at the duelist*whispers to the girl horde* We gotta kill the Prothean, before he throws us out the airlock... or maroones us somewhere in the desert or... the other things that Protheans do!

*uses maryDen as human shield to be on the safe side*

Doesn't need an x. Pick anywhere.

 

Ahem.. just moved and bitter. And drunk. now.

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