*Shoots all the flying mugs out of the air and looks at around at everyone*

We have a new gunslinger in town....
I will never surrender,
We'll free the Earth and Sky,
Crush my heart into Embers,
And I will reignite...
I will reignite.
We have a new gunslinger in town....
Kill the Elf.
I will never surrender,
We'll free the Earth and Sky,
Crush my heart into Embers,
And I will reignite...
I will reignite.
I named a chapter in Picking up the Shards of a Broken Galaxy after that song.
Last I checked, Paragon was a Lavellan, thus kin.
You will die for your mistakes!
Last I checked, Paragon was a Lavellan, thus kin.
You will die for your mistakes!
*draws mask over face and leaps out of the window*
...good thing there's a trap underneath that window.
...good thing there's a trap underneath that window.
Daaammmmnnnnn yooouuuu Seeerrrzzzaaaa
Daaammmmnnnnn yooouuuu Seeerrrzzzaaaa
*smiles and looks up dreamily*
*smiles and looks up dreamily*
*Foley bursts through the floor and impales Serza with his long sword, his eyes now a pale and shocking white*
"Well, sh*t," he says before the daggers both bury themselves deep enough in Al's neck to come out the other side.
"Well, sh*t," he says before the daggers both bury themselves deep enough in Al's neck to come out the other side.
*Foley cocks his head to the side and proceeds to maul Serza's neck with his teeth*
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2016 is disgusting already so I thought 'Wow, time for some nice relaxing DA:I' and now the last stupid ****** damn shitty Wisp Essence just won't ****** drop in the stupid ****** damn shitty Fallow Mire.
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I think... you're in little position to... OWW!
Argue with me, Al...
Your neck being a swiss cheese and every... OW... thing.
*applies poultice, and lets Al bleed on the floor for a while*
You should be glad Dienne is your distant cousin, Shem, otherwise I would end you in the name of Elven Glory!
*charges into the tavern riding her new mount*
That is the most 'Murikan thing I've seen this year! The only thing that could make it more 'Murikan is if it was made in China.
Oh, yes, btw, DQ birthday really in 30 days. IIRC I made it the day before my birthday, so Jan 31. Notice how I suavely snuck it in that my b-day is Feb 1?? ![]()
*hastily hides in her table fort to avoid any possible bar brawls*
*Beren springs into action!* I'll protect you, sister, just stay behind m.... STOP LAUGHING!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My MASH twin.
That makes two in a month.
I am so very sorry to make it three...
RIP Natalie Cole.
Proof that I have too much time on my hands atm
Spoilered for FO4 fake blood and flying brains. Howdy 2016!
Spoiler
I am still OOL!
How in hell do I go OOL so quickly after not posting for a week?
*Shoots all the flying mugs out of the air and looks at around at everyone*
Don't forget the love tap kill confirm!
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I'M A ZOMBIE
Immersion is broken RP now dead *drinks*
That is the most 'Murikan thing I've seen this year! The only thing that could make it more 'Murikan is if it was made in China.
Oh, yes, btw, DQ birthday really in 30 days. IIRC I made it the day before my birthday, so Jan 31. Notice how I suavely snuck it in that my b-day is Feb 1??
*Beren springs into action!* I'll protect you, sister, just stay behind m.... STOP LAUGHING!!!
I am so very sorry to make it three...
RIP Natalie Cole.
I am still OOL!
How in hell do I go OOL so quickly after not posting for a week?
Don't forget the love tap kill confirm!
BER! *gives a manly bro hug*
...a drink for the new year? Certainly! Dr Pepper, cider, or Whisky Of Death?
Mix dat *%?# and let's do this, mate!

*Paragon steps up and shows Al and Ber how it should be done*

@Paragon.

*Paragon steps up and shows Al and Ber how it should be done*

Brohugs must be performed with an air of confidence and assuredness, else it is just, well, awkward!
2016 is disgusting already so I thought 'Wow, time for some nice relaxing DA:I' and now the last stupid ****** damn shitty Wisp Essence just won't ****** drop in the stupid ****** damn shitty Fallow Mire.
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How many drinks for this sentence alone? I can't count right now.