Guest_Roly Voly_*
Pfft. Every manly man knows that the only acceptable way to cry is to maintain a neutral expression as a single manly tear rolls down your cheek.
You forgot to add, "whilst starring in a governmental public service announcement."
*drinks to non-subtle manipulation*
Guest_Donkson_*
Mind Flayers. Lovely.
what have I got myself into?
They all say that.. but then eventually.. the DrinkQuisition taint kicks in...
Because you have a think for Hentai.
Nahh. I've only ever seen the one.. and that was for.. what trendy people like to say.. science. I blame this on Saints Row, tbh. That damned tentacle bat!!
*raises a friendly middle finger while sleeping*
They all say that.. but then eventually.. the DrinkQuisition taint kicks in...
We have taint? *laughs into mug*
Guest_Roly Voly_*
I'll drink to that!!
Alliance with Seranites -- trophy unlocked.
Now guys.. whenever Seranites come visit, they get free drinks. And no tying up or any seedy ****, okay?
Ugh, fine. Still, practically giddy at the prospect of allying with Seranites! Best (tied) girl, even if her jaw is a bit weak.
WEAKLINGS.
ALL OF YOU.
Indeed. Sofie says it best...
Moustache.
Ooooh, you're gonna fit in JUST fine! I am out of likes at the moment (OOL as we say in here in the DQ,) so take this instead!
We're having a party!!
I'll get the glue, glitter, and macaroni noodles.
PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest_Donkson_*
We have taint? *laughs into mug*
You certainly do, what with that "elven glory" thing you have happening... 
Guest_Donkson_*
Ugh, fine. Still, practically giddy at the prospect of allying with Seranites! Best (tied) girl, even if her jaw is a bit weak.
Indeed. Sofie says it best...
Ooooh, you're gonna fit in JUST fine! I am out of likes at the moment (OOL as we say in here in the DQ, so take this instead!)
PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You and your obsessions with jawlines, mate.
Hey don't make me go red wedding on your arse... Sera is the dictionary meaning of perfection. In every way. 
Because you have a think for Hentai.
how do ya even know that a tentacle is related to hentai...unless ya yourself saw some.... 
Guest_Donkson_*
how do ya even know that a tentacle is related to hentai...unless ya yourself saw some....
Now THAT is a good point... why didn't I think of that? 
You certainly do, what with that "elven glory" thing you have happening...
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Aww, come on, Donk! You know I love Sera. I gave her tied for first, after all, but there is no way she actually outshines...
*Drinks some Nevarran Brandy and swoons at the thought of Cassie*
Now THAT is a good point... why didn't I think of that?
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh..thats mah Son! I'm wearing my Momzilla hat now! 
*mumbles while drowning in drool*
Elven glory...
*dreams*
*mumbles while drowning in drool*
Elven glory...
*dreams*
I approve of these dreams. *drink*
I approve of these dreams. *drink*
*continues semi-vocal mumbling*
I would share them with you. As platonically as possible.
Guest_Donkson_*
*continues semi-vocal mumbling*
I would share them with you. As platonically as possible.
Platonically. Is that what they call it these days?
*continues semi-vocal mumbling*
I would share them with you. As platonically as possible.
Thank you, dear friend.
Platonically. Is that what they call it these days?
Come on, you've witnessed so often when Iron Roy brutally rejected me.
Ooooh, you're gonna fit in JUST fine! I am out of likes at the moment (OOL as we say in here in the DQ,) so take this instead!
-snip (despite it being awesome) -
I don't quite understand...
how do ya even know that a tentacle is related to hentai...unless ya yourself saw some....
Forever burnt into my memory...
Guest_Donkson_*
Come on, you've witnessed so often when Iron Roy brutally rejected me.
True but rejection is a turn on, innit?
I don't quite understand...
The people in here have a stache fetish...
The people in here have a stache fetish...
Ooooh. *starts shaving off glorious moustache.*
Guest_Donkson_*
Ooooh. *starts shaving off glorious moustache.*
Good thinking. 
Though... if you pass out drunk here, you may wake up with one glued to you, made of fennec fur. Or Cassandra's pubes. (I think that may have happened at one point, not sure.) 
Guest_Roly Voly_*
NO! DOn't do that, else someone will glue a fennec fur replacement on your upper!
EDIT: Ninja'd by da Donk... but it wasn't her pubes, man, it was just a lock of her hair. normal head hair, and her Royness rejected it in favor of the fennec.
True but rejection is a turn on, innit?
The people in here have a stache fetish...
Just for your awesome weirdness, HB.
Hrhr... yeah. We have!
Good thinking.
Though... if you pass out drunk here, you may wake up with one glued to you, made of fennec fur. Or Cassandra's pubes. (I think that may have happened at one point, not sure.)
That... Well, that is interesting. *continues shaving*
Retour en haut
