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Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#851
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 03:50

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Muahaha, when I saw Kaidan, I was like 'Aaaaw... there he is. Smirking Major Alenko.' As my fem Shep had him and I accidentally flirted with him...

Troll dialogue wheel!

Liara ask something, the wheel told me something about that a lot of lives are worth saving... or something like this blabla. Didn't know, that Shep would say that while starring at Alenko's ass... And what's the deal with him lying bare naked in the hospital? What's that supposed to be 'sexy Kaidan', to make it harder to dump him? Didn't work anyways ;)

 

Let's drink to T*ts Shepard in order to honour all those stupid named bitches, we care about. More or less.


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#852
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 04:00

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As long as you keep drinking, nobody will know the difference. ;)

 

'Tis good to know  B)

..and see.

 

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Posté 16 février 2015 - 04:04

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Muahaha, when I saw Kaidan, I was like 'Aaaaw... there he is. Smirking Major Alenko.' As my fem Shep had him and I accidentally flirted with him...
Troll dialogue wheel!
Liara ask something, the wheel told me something about that a lot of lives are worth saving... or something like this blabla. Didn't know, that Shep would say that while starring at Alenko's ass... And what's the deal with him lying bare naked in the hospital? What's that supposed to be 'sexy Kaidan', to make it harder to dump him? Didn't work anyways ;)
 
Let's drink to T*ts Shepard in order to honour all those stupid named bitches, we care about. More or less.


Tip: (Spoiler, though. But I feel it is necessary to save your arse from being forced into a romance you don't consent to)

Do *NOT* buy Kaidan wine, if you don't want to be locked into the romance.

Does anybody else think it's kinda pathetic that T*ts is censored?
 

'Tis good to know  B)
..and see.
 
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Oooh.. there's proof.

Wait.

The title of that GIF is... "drinking water xray"

BUSTED! :blink:


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#854
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 04:06

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I actually didn't know if it would be or not and didn't want to mess with editing after the fact, so I just threw the * in there by default. 


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Posté 16 février 2015 - 04:09

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I actually didn't know if it would be or not and didn't want to mess with editing after the fact, so I just threw the * in there by default.


Oh, well. I love ******, and use the word often, so I know. ;)

See?


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Posté 16 février 2015 - 04:17

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*snip*

 

Wait.

The title of that GIF is... "drinking water xray"

BUSTED! :blink:

 

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#857
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 04:18

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LOL.

Dawn of the Cersei eye-roll GIF apocalypse.
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#858
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 04:21

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I just couldn't stop myself =))


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Posté 16 février 2015 - 04:21

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I just couldn't stop myself =))


It's addictive, innit?


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#860
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 04:23

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Mah, no t*ts! :(

 

Thanks HB, but I guess I'm fine with my romance status *drinks* While sexy Major lay knocked out in the hospital, Shep went to save her some Turians. So five minutes before she read the message that Alenko was awake, she tied old knots. 'The scars are starting to fade. I remember they drove you wild... but I can go out and get all new ones, if it'll help.' That' so romantic! So Shep got an invitation to another wine and then went straight to the hospital... where I happily smashed Kaidan's hopes. Hrhr, no wine for him.

 

Oh and while all that personal crap, I met Wrex and rescued a female Krogan which I will check out now :D

 

Just found that, seems to be made for the Drinkquisition.

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Posté 16 février 2015 - 04:30

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Mah, no t*ts! :(
 
Thanks HB, but I guess I'm fine with my romance status *drinks* While sexy Major lay knocked out in the hospital, Shep went to save her some Turians. So five minutes before she read the message that Alenko was awake, she tied old knots. 'The scars are starting to fade. I remember they drove you wild... but I can go out and get all new ones, if it'll help.' That' so romantic! So Shep got an invitation to another wine and then went straight to the hospital... where I happily smashed Kaidan's hopes. Hrhr, no wine for him.
 
Oh and while all that personal crap, I met Wrex and rescued a female Krogan which I will check out now :D


I dunno why but I'm laughing @ "romance status". Can somebody please pass me an elfroot spliff so I can be knocked out?

Better yet, knock me out for a long period of time.. preferably till Game of Thrones airs? I don't think I want to be conscious until then...

 

Mate I am still obsessing over that kiss with Aria. I wasn't expecting it.. I mean, this is Aria FFS. Mind you.. I did help her with... stuff. *Zips mouth*.

 

Yeah Eve. She's awesome!! You're up to curing the genophage... you will be faced with a very interesting decision. *Zips mouth again*

 

**** sake can't you just finish it already so I don't have to shut my mouth? :lol:


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#862
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 04:33

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New rule: Take a drink whenever somebody edits their posts well and truly after you've replied.

 

(Orian's rule, in reverse.)


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#863
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 04:38

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Romance! Status! *drinks!*

 

Pft, you have to get through ME 3 first, before you deserve in uthenera 'till Game of Thrones. You just spoilered and I want to know now how to make that happen. Shame on you!

 

I don't have to mate Eve, have I?

 

And I always edit my posts well! :P


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Posté 16 février 2015 - 04:44

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Romance! Status! *drinks!*
 
Pft, you have to get through ME 3 first, before you deserve in uthenera 'till Game of Thrones. You just spoilered and I want to know now how to make that happen. Shame on you!
 
I don't have to mate Eve, have I?
 
And I always edit my posts well! :P


Okay. I'll go complete it right now.. it'll take me all night and possibly next day.. then I want that damn elfroot spliff!

What, the kiss?

Well, all you have to do is... wait. Are you actually wanting me to tell you, or are you just mad with curiosity?
I'll tell you one thing. You need to play the Omega DLC. Was that too revealing? :lol:

 

Oh man. I thought the exact same thing when I first met Eve... But no, you don't.


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Posté 16 février 2015 - 04:51

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Just found that, seems to be made for the Drinkquisition.
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GARRUS GIF!!!!1!11
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Back to the Hissing Wastes with a bottle of scotch specially brewed by Cabot.
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 04:53

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GARRUS GIF!!!!1!11
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Back to the Hissing Wastes with a bottle of scotch specially brewed by Cabot.


I swear you do that just to ****** her off LOL
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#867
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 04:54

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Pft, one drug at a time! *hands over a beer*

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I was stupid enough to get all playable dlcs. Already had some contact with Aria and got the quest about Omega now. But as I said, haven't still done that much. Nooooo spoilers! *is in urgent need of a renegade button* ;)

 

Okay, that's good. But I'm curious, I just love the Krogan and their lore. And Wrex.


#868
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 06:52

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Is there a rule about ''ridiculous hair options''? Especially, Qunari hair options, um?..

 

Despite the fact that it's true... that... that.. simply HURTS. ^_^

All these sneers and mockery from lesser races, hm!

 

and, yes, drink, Drinkquisition, I edited my post. I do that a lot. Prepare a spare liver.


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#869
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:20

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Yo hair! *drinks*
Pft, who's caring about Quanri hair, when you only talk to the boobs?


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Posté 16 février 2015 - 07:42

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Uh, obvious =) Mentioned in first post and, of course, I didn't bother to check. :?

 

Well, more reasons for a drink!
For that occasion I will go with this:

finally-a-wine-glass-that-fits-my-needs.


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#871
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 08:00

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Rivaini, you're burning through this!  I don't want to spoiler anything, and to be honest at your pace I may be too late, but there are three, I think, side missions you lose out on if you don't do them before the primary Tuchunka mission.  Shall I spoiler??

 

Yo hair! *drinks*
Pft, who's caring about Quanri hair, when you only talk to the boobs?

 

Sera greatly approves


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#872
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 09:15

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D'oh... damn... yes?

 

Good I haven't been in there. I'm spending time with Aria right now... and I'll have to slow down, gotta go to work tomorrow. Fine life and alcohol poisoning are over.


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Posté 16 février 2015 - 09:48

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Okay... Lesse here. 

 

You need to go to the Citadel and talk to human ambassador up in the hoity toity level.  Not Udina the counciller but rather the ambassador.  You'll get a mission.  It's weird because it has to be done before you complete Tuchunka, but planet doesn't unlock until you do, er, either Tuchunka Bomb or Rachni relay mission IIRC.  Crap, I hate spoilering, but unavoidable.  Anyway, once you do the mission, REPORT BACK TO ambassador before final Tuchunka mission.

 

When you go to the Citadel to talk to ambassador, swing by commons and find blue sweetie and she'll tell you talk to someone else who will give you a mission.  Again, do mission then REPORT BACK before final Tuchunka mission.

 

Crap, I said three, didn't I?  Uhhh....  You know what?  It's can't be that important if I cannot remember it now.  I'll repost if my brain dredges it up later.

 

Look, you're gonna need a lot of mead for these.  Stop by Cabot to stock up, mm'kay?  Oh, grab some Ryncol too.

 

EDIT:  Oh, oh.. OH!  Right, Purgatory.  While at Citadel for ambassador and sweet baby blue, go to Purgatory, but not inside.  You'll see a lady standing outside with a bluetooth in her ear talking to someone.  This is one of those "overhear and get mission" ones.  You don't have to talk to her.  Anyhoo, snag mission, complete all side missions on Tuchunka and you'll get what you need.  REPORT BACK TO lady before final Tuchunka mission.


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#874
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 10:11

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Drink every time you see your favourite number anywhere on the forum. Even if it is inside another number.

 

Like, say your favourite number is 3, you have to drink every time you see a 3, even if it's 1298435. And if it's 1298335 or 1298343, you take two drinks.


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Posté 16 février 2015 - 10:21

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My fav number is 18210810.  I don't think that'll come up much :(.

 

EDIT:  Didn't want to double post, so edit!  Anyhoo, just had to share how I'm struggling with the different bindings.  Always takes me some time to adjust after switching games.  Right now, for example, every time I want ot turn right I am right-clicking my mouse and dragging to the right.  So yeah, naturally that makes me zoom in with my sniper rifle and I'm all wtf wtf noooo!!

 

Not even drinking, either!  Wait.. crap, I did not just say that...


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