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Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)

Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#8751
LightningPoodle
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:27

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Ask her to teach how ya can get pregnant  :lol:

 

-snip-

 

Back in 5.  :P


#8752
ravenesse
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:28

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HB doesn't get pregnant. She does it to others. Demon power.


#8753
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:28

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Mummy makes it far less weird

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Oh, and as everybody's talking pervy, let's get back to the real business.

 

What is it with you and zoophilia?

 

 

Oh no ya dont !!

 

Only I get to mess up my kid ! its the parent Job!  :lol:

 

I'd like to see you try and stop me. ;)

 

*Passes Poodle a joint*

 

Here you go buddy...

 

 

Teach me! Teach me this magic power, Desire Demon!

 

There is no magic power.

 

You just need to come to this thread every day.. the DrinkQuisition taint will slowly work its way into you. But think carefully as there is no turning back.

 

Do you want this?

 

Do you wanna be free from the chains of mummy nun?


#8754
LightningPoodle
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:28

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HB doesn't get pregnant. She does it to others. Demon power.

 

I'm going to get pregnant? Well... if it has to be done...


#8755
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:29

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There is no magic power.

 

You just need to come to this thread every day.. the DrinkQuisition taint will slowly work its way into you. But think carefully as there is no turning back.

 

Do you want this?

 

Do you wanna be free from the chains of mummy nun?

 

Yes! Yes! With all my heart and soul, yes!


#8756
AlexiaRevan
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:30

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Back in 5.  :P

I'm barging in ya room NOW! 

 

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#8757
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:30

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HB doesn't get pregnant. She does it to others. Demon power.

 

Don't get me confused with Voly!!

 

He's the one with two fucked up kids to two diff mothers.. one being you.

 

Man this is turning into Jerry Springer..

 


#8758
ravenesse
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:33

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What is it with you and zoophilia?

 

As always: You started it! And your tentacle talk all the time is another evidence.

 

 

I'm going to get pregnant? Well... if it has to be done...

Have fun... it won't take long.

 

 

I'm barging in ya room NOW! 

 

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*stares* Ehm... ehm... *stares more* Dammit!


#8759
LightningPoodle
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:35

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Have fun... it won't take long.

 

I'll try to enjoy myself.  :P


#8760
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:37

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I'm going to get pregnant? Well... if it has to be done...

 

Don't worry bud you won't get pregnant.. unless the Volun in the nurse outfit decides to take you. Even then, magic must be involved in order to give birth.. and we must take into considering which orifice the kid would come out..

 

And judging by his previous.. descendants, it aint pretty. It's the type of kid you'd wanna throw off a balcony, you know? :whistle:

 

 

Yes! Yes! With all my heart and soul, yes!

 

Then it is clear. You have been initiated into the DQ... but um, to make it official, you have to post a GIF.


#8761
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:37

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Oh, and as everybody's talking pervy, let's get back to the real business.

 

*Roly makes a beeline for Rivaini!*

 

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Btw, do we really have a mum/son combo in the DQ now??   I think, even at my age, I would crawl under a rock if my mom somehow found this thread on the internet!

 

*Drinks something milk-bone flavored*

EDIT:  In my defense on the whole kid front, I remind  y'all that I was put, passed out, by you guys, in a room with MaryDen.  She used me.


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#8762
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:38

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*Roly makes a beeline for Rivaini!*

 

iQj5EWq.gif

 

Btw, do we really have a mum/son combo in the DQ now??   I think, even at my age, I would crawl under a rock if my mom somehow found this thread on the internet!

 

*Drinks something milk-bone flavored*

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes!!!!


#8763
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:39

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Is the tool you left in the fade dead thread take a drink!


#8764
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:40

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*drinks in honor of all the Hawkes I've left for dead*


#8765
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:42

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It's. Not. Hump. Day!

Besides, you got your share, I even proposed and you... pah! You got to wait one more day to hump me!

*kicks the volus*

 

And I really don't know what kind of mother allowes her kid in a thread that is nsfw... I am shocked!


#8766
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:42

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Don't worry bud you won't get pregnant.. unless the Volun in the nurse outfit decides to take you. Even then, magic must be involved in order to give birth.. and we must take into considering which orifice the kid would come out..

 

And judging by his previous.. descendants, it aint pretty. It's the type of kid you'd wanna throw off a balcony, you know? :whistle:

 

 

Then it is clear. You have been initiated into the DQ... but um, to make it official, you have to post a GIF.

 

anigif_enhanced-buzz-10698-1360639885-4.

 

... Ummm... I don't want to get pregnant by a Volus...


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#8767
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:44

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Oh man! I missed 350! I'll take my free drink to go now Cabot, working on some taxidermy.

Drinks.

Question for boffs - netbook or tablet?

#8768
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:44

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And I really don't know what kind of mother allowes her kid in a thread that is nsfw... I am shocked!

Only the best ! 


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#8769
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:44

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anigif_enhanced-buzz-10698-1360639885-4.

 

... Ummm... I don't want to get pregnant by a Volus...

Think of ya childrens ! They be rouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuund  :lol:


#8770
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:45

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Don't worry, young jedi, I'm not a weiners and wine kind of guy.  Totally t*tties and beer for me!


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#8771
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:46

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Think of ya childrens ! They be rouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuund  :lol:

 

That's what I am thinking off. That's going to be like shooting out a ping pong ball, only 100x bigger. *shudders*


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#8772
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:49

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That's what I am thinking off. That's going to be like shooting out a ping pong ball, only 100x bigger. *shudders*

dont ya dare ! Ya better keep ya dangle in ya poket! Im too young to be a Grand ma! 


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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:51

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It's. Not. Hump. Day!

Besides, you got your share, I even proposed and you... pah! You got to wait one more day to hump me!

*kicks the volus*

 

And I really don't know what kind of mother allowes her kid in a thread that is nsfw... I am shocked!

 

I reckon. Irresponsible parenting much?

 

Some mothers... I tell you.

 

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anigif_enhanced-buzz-10698-1360639885-4.

 

... Ummm... I don't want to get pregnant by a Volus...

 

Wot not even in that sexy nurse outfit? :wub:

 

 

Think of ya childrens ! They be rouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuund  :lol:

 

Or.. they end up looking like this. This is what happened when he bonked two others:

 

The first, named OBB (old blob baby):

 

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And secondly:

 

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Okay I confess... that above me, looks nothing like what it did at birth.. but this is what it had grown into.


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#8774
ravenesse
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:52

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Oh man! I missed 350! I'll take my free drink to go now Cabot, working on some taxidermy.

Drinks.

Question for boffs - netbook or tablet?

Tablet.

 

 

Only the best ! 

So good to know. Hail open minded-ness... or something like that.

As you... kind of mentioned it before. *clears throat* Xena was the first woman I deeepliest fell in love with. And that series got me my first girlfriend. So Xena must be part of the gay agenda... now ruled by BioWare.

 

-snip-

 

Don't worry, young jedi, I'm not a weiners and wine kind of guy.  Totally t*tties and beer for me!

All those man boobs I saw... elven male Inquisitors were the last I saw.

 

 

dont ya dare ! Ya better keep ya dangle in ya poket! Im too young to be a Grand ma! 

Hm... *checks her rebel status*

Would sex with your son be pedophilia?


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#8775
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:52

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dont ya dare ! Ya better keep ya dangle in ya poket! Im too young to be a Grand ma! 

 

:crying: I'm sorry mama...


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