*blinks* My baby can't be that ugly. I'm ****** pretty, not even a volus can destroy that beauty!
Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
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#8777
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:53
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Hm... *checks her rebel status*
Would sex with your son be pedophilia?
Nope.
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:54
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Dammit Badonkadonk, stop posting those! Freaks me the hell out. At least he's learned shapeshifting now and looks more like... well, you actually, if Paragon's mirror capture is accurate.
*drinks to burn away the memories*
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#8779
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:54
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I reckon. Irresponsible parenting much?
Some mothers... I tell you.
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#8780
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:56
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Callisto!!!
Can I get an S? Can I get a c, can I get... ah screw it. Sch-WING!
*Drinks to ancient greek babes*
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#8781
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:57
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Dammit Badonkadonk, stop posting those! Freaks me the hell out. At least he's learned shapeshifting now and looks more like... well, you actually, if Paragon's mirror capture is accurate.
*drinks to burn away the memories*
No the OBB stayed the same.
That second one.. is your baby with Rivaini. Remember it was a yellow stick.. then turned into that?
You wish. 
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:57
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Callisto!!!
Can I get an S? Can I get a c, can I get... ah screw it. Sch-WING!
*Drinks to ancient greek babes*
She always looks so constipated...
#8783
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 05:58
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Callisto!!!
Can I get an S? Can I get a c, can I get... ah screw it. Sch-WING!
*Drinks to ancient greek babes*
F*ck man... Emma Stone. 
#8784
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 06:00
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Nope.
And Hudson Leick was the first blonde I freakishly fell in love with.
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#8785
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 06:00
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You may be trying to forget, Donk ol' buddy, but proof was captured by Lady Lustre!
*Mooches in and looks around.*
Oh for feck's sake, part-timers! Cabot just give me a bottle to go will ya?
*Paragon heads out the door, but pauses.*
Wha .... ?
*shakes head and leaves. Something creeps out of the dark corner of the bar....*
Mwahaha ..... the transformation is complete.
*An abomination creeps menacingly from the gloom, but then catches its reflection in the mirror behind the bar*
F*ck .... transmogrification incomplete ...
*Fades back into the shadows.*
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#8786
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 06:01
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And Hudson Leick was the first blonde I freakishly fell in love with.
They were both Amazing! heck whole serie is EPIC!
- ravenesse aime ceci
#8787
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 06:01
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I would have to be crazy to say no to that face. 
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#8788
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 06:02
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Oh... I really should mention. Home alone tonight. Bought a bottle of Rum. As they hadn't Captain Morgan, I switched to a Captain something I never had heard from. Tastes awful, but really does its job... *clears throat* So already drunk, and not responsible for anything that happens.
#8789
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 06:02
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I would have to be crazy to say no to that face.
if I were ya...........
I wouldnt!
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#8790
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 06:03
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They were both Amazing! heck whole serie is EPIC!
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 06:04
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Oh... I really should mention. Home alone tonight. Bought a bottle of Rum. As they hadn't Captain Morgan, I switched to a Captain something I never had heard from. Tastes awful, but really does its job... *clears throat* So already drunk, and not responsible for anything that happens.
You're drinking generic drain cleaner?
Oh the shame!!
How dare you betray Captain Morgan.
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 06:04
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*bows to the inevitable after Xena and cast started appearing...*
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#8793
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 06:05
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I would have to be crazy to say no to that face.
You know that there's an at least 50 year old fat on the other end of the line, right? Internet law!
Besides... that situation is weird. I asked you to have sex with me while I start to want your mother... well... it's both your fault. And HB's. Thanks for more awkwardness!
#8794
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 06:07
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You're drinking generic drain cleaner?
Oh the shame!!
How dare you betray Captain Morgan.
I wanted to buy him... there wasn't any... and then I thought that - before I buy voodoo Bacardi - I'd settle for another captain. Which... was a mistake. Tastes horrible. And makes me want to push it down instantly.
#8795
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 06:07
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You know that there's an at least 50 year old fat on the other end of the line, right? Internet law!
Besides... that situation is weird. I asked you to have sex with me while I start to want your mother... well... it's both your fault. And HB's. Thanks for more awkwardness!
Mum. Time to work your magic.
#8796
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 06:07
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*bows to the inevitable after Xena and cast started appearing...*
*repeats*
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 06:08
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Besides... that situation is weird. I asked you to have sex with me while I start to want your mother... well... it's both your fault. And HB's. Thanks for more awkwardness!
- ravenesse aime ceci
#8798
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 06:08
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Mum. Time to work your magic.
You gotta be a fake. Please!
#8799
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 06:09
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You gotta be a fake. Please!
A fake? No, no... I'm 100% real.
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Posté 03 avril 2015 - 06:09
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You know that there's an at least 50 year old fat on the other end of the line, right? Internet law!
Besides... that situation is weird. I asked you to have sex with me while I start to want your mother... well... it's both your fault. And HB's. Thanks for more awkwardness!
Wot why is it my fault!?
Ugh always getting the blame for ****...
I wanted to buy him... there wasn't any... and then I thought that - before I buy voodoo Bacardi - I'd settle for another captain. Which... was a mistake. Tastes horrible. And makes me want to push it down instantly.
Well... at least you get wasted quicker, right?
Gotta look at the positives. 
