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[Donk]

I don't think you need anymore rum.

I ran out of rum. I'm on tequila now. Reported.

[Donk]

And something for the birthday lady

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Shame on you. I wanted Lagertha. You know I worship her more than I worship Traggy.

[Dieb]

Well people tell me I have an "old soul". I dunno why.

 

People tell me I need to "calm down, sir" and whether my son or daughter who "knew where I lived" had "a number they could call"; all of which very loudly and slowly. I dunno why.

[MilesUpShore]

Mmmmmmmmmmm cheese.

 

Having some gouda. Right. Now. 

[Paragonslustre]

There is some really stinky brie in my fridge.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

*dies laughing at Paragon's avatar*

[Donk]

There is some really stinky brie in my fridge.

Err.. Maybe you just need to change your knickers?

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Sorry couldn't resist

[Paragonslustre]

It's my Fallout Dave 

[Donk]

People tell me I need to "calm down, sir" and whether my son or daughter who "knew where I lived" had "a number they could call"; all of which very loudly and slowly. I dunno why.

Thefuck? People are strange.

Cue the Doors.

[Ashaantha]

We're strange too...

[Donk]

We're strange too...

I am the world's biggest hypocrite. Didn't you know?

Besides we are cool strange. They are fucked strange.

[Ashaantha]

I am the world's biggest hypocrite. Didn't you know?

Besides we are cool strange. They are fucked strange.

 

oh yeah!

[Paragonslustre]

Err.. Maybe you just need to change your knickers?

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Sorry couldn't resist

 

You can kiss my 

 

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[Donk]

You can kiss my

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Only if it's deep fried baby!

[Roamingmachine]

Shame on you. I wanted Lagertha. You know I worship her more than I worship Traggy.

She's busy. I'm sick which means i get to play the sympathy card with her :3

...And admit it. You want between the stormtroopers

 

[Donk]

She's busy. I'm sick which means i get to play the sympathy card with her :3

...And admit it. You want between the stormtroopers

I want between many things. Female things

[Paragonslustre]

*Puts Donk between these 2 birds.*

 

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DONK

 

 

You're welcome, buddy *runs out of the tavern*

 

Edit:  Stupid parenthesise *drinks and runs out again*

[Donk]

*Puts Donk between these 2 birds.*

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DONK



You're welcome, buddy *runs out of the tavern*

Edit: Stupid parenthesise *drinks and runs out again*

They really are birds ROFLMAO

Love you mate

[Roamingmachine]

Buh.

 

Thank the gods its home o'clock.

 

Gonna buy food and hide under a blanket for rest of the evening drinking tea and watching clone wars.

[Serza]

*charges around the tavern cackling and full of caffeine*

 

I'm pretty sure that's one of the reason we love you so much.

 

I think I scared her off. My Charms don't seem to work on her like they work on others.

 

I think I know why... She's, you know. Taken.

 

PARTY TIME

 

PARTAYYY

 

You haven't scared me, I'm just busy here! 

 

I knew it was hard to scare a scary Necromancer. Though you're just scary to someone who doesn't know you...

 

Regret? what? improving my self esteem? 

 

*Greatly Approves*

 

*Joins Stormy in her tablefort with rum and in a totally 100 percent platonic way*

 

*perks up his ears, just in case, and because of his dirty mind*

 

I'm 25 now. But I feel.. 14.

 

Donk!

 

*gasps* I'm older then you..

 

That's... 18 and 8 years of bonus experience?

 

There is some really stinky brie in my fridge.

 

Hooooleeeeee snap. When did Dave become this kind of a badass?

[Donk]

I think I know why... She's, you know. Taken.

Pfft. That doesn't throw the Donk

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

"What is the old Dalish curse? 'May the Dread Wolf take you'?"

 

Don't mind me, I'm just in hell spiral over here.  Thought I was finally becoming numb to that. Damnit.

 

 

ToP: Temple of Mythal has some seriously wonderful lighting.

[Donk]

May the dread wolf *take you*

[Al Foley]

Maker's breath I escaped from the asylum. 

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

May the dread wolf *take you*

Nah, I'd shoot him.