*Cowers behind hired mercenary*

*Cowers behind hired mercenary*

Please tell me.. this is all an illusion.. that I'm hallucinating...
Dude! Try and lock a thread!
Please tell me.. this is all an illusion.. that I'm hallucinating...
*offers help* CLOSE. THREADS. NOW. EXCEPT. DRINKQUISITION.
AND. BAN. MEMBERS! EXCEPT. US!
Guest_Donkson_*
But he wants Alexia now.
He's a she... and Alexia is mine!! ![]()
Dude! Try and lock a thread!
I dont think it mean anything . I have that too..and never seen any Thread pop in there to close or anything .
Guest_Donkson_*
*offers help* CLOSE. THREADS. NOW. EXCEPT. DRINKQUISITION.
AND. BAN. MEMBERS! EXCEPT. US!
I DON'T KNOW HOW. I DON'T HAVE INSTRUCTIONS.
WHY ARE WE YELLING!?

Arrow to the knee?
He's a she... and Alexia is mine!!
Well then I'm even more up for a quick shag.
Not that I'm not into men. I just prefer, out of the two, women. More to play with. ![]()
Edit:
And sorry I called you a he.
Guest_Donkson_*
I dont think it mean anything . I have that too..and never seen any Thread pop in there to close or anything .
Oh I am so relieved to hear you say that. ![]()
Guest_Roly Voly_*
WHY ARE WE YELLING!?
*Sera hands Donk a cookie...*
Guest_Donkson_*
Well then I'm even more up for a quick shag.
Not that I'm not into men. I just prefer, out of the two, women. More to play with.
Edit:
And sorry I called you a he.
All good. You should be apologizing for even thinking you can shag me.. cause I don't like danglybags!! ![]()
I DON'T KNOW HOW. I DON'T HAVE INSTRUCTIONS.
WHY ARE WE YELLING!?

Eh... who's no he?
He's a she... and Alexia is mine!!

All good. You should be apologizing for even thinking you can shag me.. cause I don't like danglybags!!
But... you're a desire demon. I didn't think you had a preference.
Either way. Sorry.
Eh... who's no he?
You.
Guest_Roly Voly_*
If you want a chance, get a pink nurse's dress. She's admitted my incredible sexiness while wearing it has made her question her sexual preferences.
Shake shake shake. Shake shake shake. Shake your booty!
I think I'll get comfortable
There. That's better.

Guest_Donkson_*
Punish me all you want. ![]()
But... you're a desire demon. I didn't think you had a preference.
Either way. Sorry.
This one does!!
All good bro.
*Pats you on the back*
Hey! Right now, I'm todays top poster! ![]()
Edit:
With momma right behind. Must run in the blood. ![]()
Punish me all you want.
Woof.
This one does!!
All good bro.
*Pats you on the back*
Woof.
Well then I'm even more up for a quick shag.
Not that I'm not into men. I just prefer, out of the two, women. More to play with.
Edit:
And sorry I called you a he.
Need a Hug Son ??
HUG MEHHHHHHHH!

Guest_Donkson_*
Hey! Right now, I'm todays top poster!
That's a thing? ![]()
I think I'll get comfortable
There. That's better.
*Steals your drinks*
*stares again and has no likes* ![]()
You.
Yay, finally someone who thought I was a he! Happened to so many stachy girls here, except me.

Guest_Roly Voly_*
Gotta run, DQers. XXX OOO!

*Steals your drinks*
*Hires more mercenaries*
