I'll do that a little later. When you clean off the p*ss!
*growls quietly to himself*
I'll do that a little later. When you clean off the p*ss!
*growls quietly to himself*
I'll do that a little later. When you clean off the p*ss!
Well, what're we waitin' for? You there! Dwarf! Whasyername - sort it out later - pint of ale here, please!
Are you callin me dwarf?
I don't pee in corners... I prefer to go out in the open; and when that's not possible, just in the centre of the room.
Don't be shy... just let your feeling roll on by *sings*
ravenesse:
All wisdom is useful and worth pursuing. ![]()
So the croc's hard leather isn't used only to make bags, belts and shoes. It's interesting to learn birth control has been practised ever since Antiquity.
*gently shoves everyone out of the way*
*takes bottle*
...no, Cabot, I don't need a mug...
*knocks out a cork, takes a long gulp of problem_solver*
Seriously Dame, the Vololicious is mad about you and I kind of like the liittle muppet I have to sign out now 'cos borrowing a laptop. A special lovekiss to HB 'cos I know she'll hate it!
*growls quietly to himself*
Ha-ha!
What will we do with the drunken Poodle,
what will we do with the drunken Poodle,
what will we do with the drunken Poodle,
late in the evening?
Hooray and up she rises,
hooray and up she rises,
hooray and up she rises,
late in the evening!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
shave his belly with a rusty razor,
shave his belly with a rusty razor,
late in the evening!
Put him in the Jenny Cache,
put him in the Jenny Cache,
put him in the Jenny Cache,
late in the evening!
That's what we do with a drunken Poodle,
that's what we do with a drunken Poodle,
that's what we do with a drunken Poodle,
late in the evening!
Sheesh, what a butchering of the Drunken Sailor... I think I might be getting drunk already! Come, sing with me!
Waaay-haaaay and up she rises,
waaay-haaaay and up she rises,
waaay-haaaay and up she rises,
early in the mornin'!
Are you callin me dwarf?
Don't be shy... just let your feeling roll on by *sings*
Nay, the dwarf behind the counter, whaddya-call-'im, Caboob?
ravenesse:
All wisdom is useful and worth pursuing.
So the croc's hard leather isn't used only to make bags, belts and shoes. It's interesting to learn birth control has been practised ever since Antiquity.
Did I tell you that I love you, Academic One?
Nay, the dwarf behind the counter, whaddya-call-'im, Caboob?
Yes, we do... I think!
And I would give a thumb to all if I weren't OOL.
Did I tell you that I love you, Academic One?
Yes, we do... I think!
Well, then, Caboob! More ale, mate!
Are you callin me dwarf?
Don't be shy... just let your feeling roll on by *sings*
I don't think he's calling you a dwarf. But if he is, let me say, you are the damn sexiest dwarven pirate I've ever fantasised about spoken to. ![]()
Oh... one more who pees in corners *looks at paragon*smiles*
Whaaa .... am I missing? I'm being obtuse aren't I?
Wait. Someone went and made Honourable Bigot a mod? Seems like you're in someone's good books. ![]()
ravenesse: oh.
Er, no, I...I don't think you did. not before today. *shy smile*
You're, erm, kinda cute yourself, you know... ![]()
Ha-ha!
-snip-
MY EARS!
I don't think he's calling you a dwarf. But if he is, let me say, you are the damn sexiest dwarven pirate I've ever
fantasised aboutspoken to.
Real smooooooth Oghren...!
*finishes second ale*
Damn, thi'stuff has a kick t'it!
*passes out*
MY EARS!
Come! Sing with me!
Real smooooooth Oghren...!
*finishes second ale*
Damn, thi'stuff has a kick t'it!
*passes out*
Haha! No one can match my po... po... *hick* poetic... *falls over*
Guest_Roly Voly_*
I'm sorry, I'm dragging this here, but I... I need to...
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Sorry, BG, but your new headcanon falls under serious region restriction in my part of town
Ahahahaha! For you, dear Dame, I can become Captain Comrade!
*drinks manly Russian vodka*
And yeah, Lady Lustre is right. She is my total (f)bro on the straight side of town. Kinda balances my (f)bro from the other team, that being Donk.
God da(m)n(e) pretending was better than this.... Nighty night fellow drunkars *really walks away to get some elven glory* Love you all and a lot of üüü's!
Gonna answer any stuff related to me tomorrow. Can't write foreign words anymore... whatever... love y'all.. bye *throws air kisses*tumbles to solas*
*corrected this several(st!) times*
Nighty night, ravenesse. *.*
Guest_Roly Voly_*
G'night DPRTVS! (Dread Pirate Rivaini The Virgin Slayer) Man that's a mouthful...
*Drinks to the scourge of The Waking Sea*
^^You hooked up mate?
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Well.... she hasn't stopped laughing from my attempt to claim being Captain America, so don't think so yet. ![]()
Well.... she hasn't stopped laughing from my attempt to claim being Captain America, so don't think so yet.
Fingers feel numb after so much exercise.
Hold a moment.
I just realized I haven't done the Cullen romance yet. Too busy getting it was Cass and Dorian.
wtf am I waiting for?

*melt*