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#876
the Dame
Posté 16 février 2015 - 11:39

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My fav number is 18210810.  I don't think that'll come up much :(.

 

EDIT:  Didn't want to double post, so edit!  Anyhoo, just had to share how I'm struggling with the different bindings.  Always takes me some time to adjust after switching games.  Right now, for example, every time I want ot turn right I am right-clicking my mouse and dragging to the right.  So yeah, naturally that makes me zoom in with my sniper rifle and I'm all wtf wtf noooo!!

 

Not even drinking, either!  Wait.. crap, I did not just say that...

 

I'll pass to comment on your last sentence and will let our dear Honourable Bigot bust your ***.  :P

 

But about struggling with key binding.. Here's my short story.

I play on PC.

I grumped and ranted on every corner about sh!tty PC controls in DAI, but still I had two playthroughs.

After that I load old DAO save and feel totally brainwashed by DAI controls. Camera in DAO too sensitive, different key for 'pause' and, horror, I cannot jump.
That was my perfect moment for facepalm. Several times. ;)

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#877
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Posté 16 février 2015 - 11:40

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LOL.

Dawn of the Cersei eye-roll GIF apocalypse.

 

What have I done :o


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#878
lynroy
Posté 17 février 2015 - 03:40

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Something amazing.

Well, everyone called in tonight so I'm one of the only people at work. This means I can drink on the sales floor! Huzzah!
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#879
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 17 février 2015 - 03:56

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And that's why you're the Will of the Herald.  "Work?  Frell it, I'm still drinking!"


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#880
Orian Tabris
Posté 17 février 2015 - 04:07

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Drink every time someone posts in a thread that has more pages than 'Drinkquisition!'.


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#881
lynroy
Posté 17 février 2015 - 05:04

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Drink every time someone posts in a thread that has more pages than 'Drinkquisition!'.

Now that would be the death of me. I like it.

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Orian Tabris
Posté 17 février 2015 - 05:13

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Now that would be the death of me. I like it.

 

Wait, I thought you were already dead... or was that your liver?


#883
lynroy
Posté 17 février 2015 - 05:18

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I was only ever mostly dead. And what liver?

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Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 17 février 2015 - 05:24

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We can work with that!  *Sticks bellows in Lynroy's mouth and works the handles*


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#885
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Posté 17 février 2015 - 05:58

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To blave....

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Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 17 février 2015 - 06:03

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HISSRAD!

 

(and with that, I'm off to lala land.  adios.)


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#887
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Posté 17 février 2015 - 06:58

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My fav number is 18210810.  I don't think that'll come up much :(.
 
EDIT:  Didn't want to double post, so edit!  Anyhoo, just had to share how I'm struggling with the different bindings.  Always takes me some time to adjust after switching games.  Right now, for example, every time I want ot turn right I am right-clicking my mouse and dragging to the right.  So yeah, naturally that makes me zoom in with my sniper rifle and I'm all wtf wtf noooo!!
 
Not even drinking, either!  Wait.. crap, I did not just say that...


*punches you al Jilani style*

KABOOM.

Kidding.

If I'm honest here.. I didn't drink last night. Well.. I did. But I stopped after just six. Boy was I craving.
 
And screw you guys!! I am now an alcoholic.
 
I think about drinking when I'm at work.
Whenever I skull back a drink, a feeling of relief and satisfaction flows through me. Like "home".
I'm an agro **** when I'm not drunk.
I'm an agro **** when I'm too drunk.
 
Speaking of alcoholic... I think Ashley Williams plays the Drinkquisition. She keeps passing out on the floor LMAO.

Yo hair! *drinks*
Pft, who's caring about Quanri hair, when you only talk to the boobs?


LOL.

And hey... alco poisoning and gaming does NOT end. You can multi-task, remember?
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#888
lynroy
Posté 17 février 2015 - 01:20

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Made it home after an exciting drive in the ice! Time to settle into my bar stool and put this new rule into play. Story, Campaign, and Characters sub forum here I come!

I don't think I have enough booze for that.


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#889
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 17 février 2015 - 03:12

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*punches you al Jilani style*

KABOOM.

Uff.  Medic!  Reporter down, reporter down!

 

jalani_down.gif

 

Glad you made it safely, Lynroy!  Probably because you were nice and relaxed from drinking on the sales floor.... :D

 

(Disclaimer:  Okay kiddies, that's not serious.  Don't drink and drive unless you're really Dr. Johnny Fever!)


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#890
ravenesse
Posté 17 février 2015 - 03:27

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Drink every time someone posts a video of the Black Desert CC.

 

More headbutts!

More scars!

 

Why (*drinks*) no scars without these red eyes? I feel like Shep licked red lyrium the whole day.

Also, I'm still at the Omega DLC and I hadn't any scars at all, when I started. I finished it, looked creepy sexy and wasn't able to kiss Aria. I'm a little astonished, that not even Dr. Chakwas asked why Shep looks like that all of a sudden.

 

And thanks bshup for the quest tip.

Gotta say, with this horrible abduction / endgame scenario from ME2, now every person who tells me that something is urgent: I race there immediatly. Panic!


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#891
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 17 février 2015 - 03:30

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Well to be fair, you don't kiss Aria.  It's more like you stand there and Aria graces you with her august lips.  FemShep gets a better tonguing than DShep, btw.  Also, you have to had been fairly ruthless during that DLC, IIRC, to get that.

 

Spoiler

 

Can't help you with the scarring.  It always freaked me out so I blew the 50K platinum to buy the medical machine to fix it.


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#892
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Posté 17 février 2015 - 03:33

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Why (*drinks*) no scars without these red eyes? I feel like Shep licked red lyrium the whole day.

Also, I'm still at the Omega DLC and I hadn't any scars at all, when I started. I finished it, looked creepy sexy and wasn't able to kiss Aria. I'm a little astonished, that not even Dr. Chakwas asked why Shep looks like that all of a sudden.

Pretty sure she's used to it. There's probably nothing Shep could say or do that would get much more than a simple shrug out of 'er!


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#893
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 17 février 2015 - 03:35

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Pretty sure she's used to it. There's probably nothing Shep could say or do that would get much more than a simple shrug out of 'er!

 

"Doc.  I think I got scale itch."   "...  out.  Just, out."


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#894
ravenesse
Posté 17 février 2015 - 03:37

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Hm, okay. Didn't miss that much ;)

 

Got the point :D

 

Yeah sure, it's those with balls who spend much money on beautification *g*

 

Mah, YouTube wants to spoiler me, too. I should watch 'waking up after the party'. Yesterday I landed on a video of that party. I still might not know where that is or how to get there, but I know I have to talk to Tali there ;)

Need to find this party!


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#895
pawswithclaws
Posté 17 février 2015 - 03:41

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"Doc.  I think I got scale itch."   "...  out.  Just, out."

*stares blankly at Shepard*

"... eh. That's not in the top 10. Probably not even in the top 20."

*takes another swig of Serrice Ice Brandy*


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#896
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Posté 17 février 2015 - 03:55

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Thanks, bhsup! Any swerving was caused by the ice, I had a designated driver. :D Glad I had a bottle of Cabot's brew stashed away at work.

Chakwas is drunk. She keeps a bottle under her chair. *drink* Omega DLC is the only ME DLC I have not played. I just don't like Aria so can't be arsed to help her take back a piece of rock she claims is hers. Bet she didn't use a flag. 


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#897
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Posté 17 février 2015 - 03:57

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Hm, okay. Didn't miss that much ;)

 

Got the point :D

 

Yeah sure, it's those with balls who spend much money on beautification *g*

 

Mah, YouTube wants to spoiler me, too. I should watch 'waking up after the party'. Yesterday I landed on a video of that party. I still might not know where that is or how to get there, but I know I have to talk to Tali there ;)

Need to find this party!

YES YOU DO! Best. Party. Ever.

*drink*


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#898
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 17 février 2015 - 04:13

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Yeah sure, it's those with balls who spend much money on beautification *g*

I, er... yeah, okay, guilty as charged! :D

 

Also, I just have to say, "FISH DOG FOOD SHACK!" 

Spoiler


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#899
the Dame
Posté 17 février 2015 - 05:50

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Don't mind me, I'll be swift. =)

 

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*takes bottle and going away to post more about DAO*....


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Posté 17 février 2015 - 05:52

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Did you say Swift???  Why, don't mind if I do. :D

 

Spoiler

 

*drinks the green stuff...*


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