*groans* the culenites managed to ruin Cullen's image to me.
Have fun romancing him, though. His romance is quite rewarding. One of the best there is in the game. o/
*groans* the culenites managed to ruin Cullen's image to me.
Have fun romancing him, though. His romance is quite rewarding. One of the best there is in the game. o/

Drinkquisition,
It isn't quite a troll thread but a reason, as if we need one, to get drunk.
http://forum.bioware...ng-romance-dlc/
You know the drill people.
Signed,
Scout Harding

It's the same guy that opened a thread saying Varric was ruined for him. *chuckles*
Guest_Roly Voly_*
*Walks back into bar*
*Wonders WTF happened*
Oooo Scout brought a drink worthy thread! *leaves tip*
*with a travel sack on her shoulder, weary qunari slowly approaches the tavern**before opening a door, she takes few moments to collect her thoughts**drunken merriment and muffed giggles are pouring from the bar, filling nearly sleeping stronghold**with a quiet sigh, lonely wanderer stepping away from the door and disappears in a foggy evening*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I missed The Dame!
Dame! Moustache misses you! *drink*
Well, returning to DQ always feels strange, but today... somehow...
That is exactly how I feel right now. *drink*
You know who I miss? IR, she keeps us on the straight and narrow.
So I'm the moral compass for this band of crazies?
Guest_Roly Voly_*
I've always viewed you like a den mother if we were a scout troop. And I sincerely mean that in the best possible way! Not actually sure if it can be taken in a bad way, but given my luck with saying the wrong thing to ladies, I thought I'd add that clarification.
Den mother? Whatever works for you, Vol-Bro.
Oh, no!! Maker, why? Why??!


Ugh that sucks. Anytime before noon on a Saturday is too early.
You survived and that's what matters. Most adorable bear hug ever!
Ahahahaha! For you, dear Dame, I can become Captain Comrade!
*drinks manly Russian vodka*
And yeah, Lady Lustre is right. She is my total (f)bro on the straight side of town. Kinda balances my (f)bro from the other team, that being Donk.
You will be willing to go to such measures? And what if I tell you that I like Cartman headcanon more? ![]()
But, no need! I don't have problems with Captain.
In fact it's more like dear Captain not that well engrafted here! *what the feck I wrote
, please, don't mind me*
Logging in is painful and slow on the 3DS. So .. Dame to me sounds like a very sincere type of person so imo your DrinkQuisitorialness you can't be frivolous in your intentions. Oh feck, I don't know but don't be advertising for fun times if you want to commit.
ETA: That the Boss is adorable, especially in his pink Nursey outfit so restraint is necessary!
You are such a good friend!

And a wise person!
@BG: read and learn ![]()
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Oh indeed! Taking Lady Lustre's words to heart AND am reading Badonkadonk's guide to women. Btw, did some quick research and it seems it is Red Guardian!

Apologies, though, I just... I just can't be Cartman.
*Roly takes himself off the market*
*sips his margarita*
*checking gifs*
What a cute little bear ![]()
AND am reading Badonkadonk's guide to women.
For the love of Mythal, stop right there.
Guest_Donkson_*
Don't ask. ![]()
Ahh so.. I had a fucked up dream last night. I dreamt that I was an actual mod in these forums, and locked threads for no reason..

Guest_Donkson_*
For the love of Mythal, stop right there.
Hey I find that offensive. I'm always picking up the chicks. I got swagger.
A desire demon in control of the BSN? Imagine what would become of it.
A rave party with strippers, endless booze, people wearing ties on their heads, trance and progressive house playing and looots of [CENSORED] (interpret [CENSORED] as you prefer *wink wink*).
Don't ask.

Screw it!
WHAT THE HELL!?
Hey I find that offensive. I'm always picking up the chicks. I got swagger.
Zoophilia this early?
Guest_Donkson_*
A desire demon in control of the BSN? Imagine what would become of it.
A rave party with strippers, endless booze, people wearing ties on their heads, trance and progressive house playing and looots of [CENSORED] (interpret [CENSORED] as you prefer *wink wink*).
Sex and drugs!?
Murders and decapitations?
Sweet, sweet blood?
Guest_Roly Voly_*
"Pinky TeeTee" now? Not asking, just...um, okay well you're still Badonkadonk to me!
For the love of Mythal, stop right there.
Now see, this is conflicting! My (f)bro says read it, but The Will says nay.
EDIT: And dammit, I still don't have my ME1 icon off to the left!
*drinks to unjust icon discrimination*
Guest_Donkson_*
Screw it!
WHAT THE HELL!?
Zoophilia this early?
LOL!!!
Get used to it. You can still call me HB if you want.
Umm let's see... it was a pet nickname, given to me. Aaaand.
1. Poodle's mum has got it going on.
2. People won't mistake me for a dude on this name.
Oh btw, I've had that ModeratorCP on my profile since this site went online last February.
Guest_Donkson_*
"Pinky TeeTee" now? Not asking, just...um, okay well you're still Badonkadonk to me!
Now see, this is conflicting! My (f)bro says read it, but The Will says nay.
Exactly. Call me whatever the **** you want... Hell you can shave my back and call me elf, if you want. Wait. Don't.
fBros before Wills damn it!!
Guest_Donkson_*
Oh btw, I've had that ModeratorCP on my profile since this site went online last February.
It only just showed up for me last night. It's weird.. perhaps the secret Illuminati BSN heirarchy have taken notice of us, and plan to inititate us into their inner circle...
Sex and drugs!?
Murders and decapitations?
Sweet, sweet blood?
I can almost hear the Game of Thrones soundtrack playing on the background. ![]()
LOL!!!
Get used to it. You can still call me HB if you want.
Umm let's see... it was a pet nickname, given to me. Aaaand.
1. Poodle's mum has got it going on.
2. People won't mistake me for a dude on this name.
I don't even know where to start. Perhaps this Dr Pepper is a good place. *drink* Mmmmm