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Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#9001
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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 05:37

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Sex and drugs!?

Murders and decapitations?

Sweet, sweet blood?

 

I can almost hear the Game of Thrones soundtrack playing on the background.  B)

 

I can almost hear Littlefinger saying... "No, no, no. Do you know how ridiculous you sound? You gotta ease into it..."

 

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:lol: I don't even know where to start. Perhaps this Dr Pepper is a good place. *drink* Mmmmm

 

Mate, I think this latest development requires something much harder than Dr Pepper. Unless of course, the knife ears, due to their inferior body chemistry, become inebriated from drinking it?


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#9002
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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 05:38

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Exactly. Call me whatever the **** you want... Hell you can shave my back and call me elf, if you want. Wait. Don't.

Too late! HEADCANON ACCEPTED. :lol: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fBros before Wills damn it!!

Is this the part where we duel to see which of us Volus should listen to?

 

It only just showed up for me last night. It's weird.. perhaps the secret Illuminati BSN heirarchy have taken notice of us, and plan to inititate us into their inner circle...

Ha ha doubt it. Are you by chance the founder of any BSN groups? Me having it makes sense because I actually do have a small mostly inactive Group that I own so I can moderate it as necessary.


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#9003
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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 05:39

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I don't pee in corners... I prefer to go out in the open; and when that's not possible, just in the centre of the room.

 

*Mabari Dominance Activated*


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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 05:41

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I can almost hear Littlefinger saying... "No, no, no. Do you know how ridiculous you sound? You gotta ease into it..."

 

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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 05:41

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Mate, I think this latest development requires something much harder than Dr Pepper. Unless of course, the knife ears, due to their inferior body chemistry, become inebriated from drinking it?

Okay, confession time. This one will be a scandal for the ages.
Not sure you guys are ready for this....
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I don't drink alcohol IRL. Dr Pepper is as 'hardcore' as I go.
*ducks*


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#9006
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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 05:41

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...sleeping is boring...

 

Oh indeed!  Taking Lady Lustre's words to heart AND am reading Badonkadonk's guide to women.  Btw, did some quick research and it seems it is Red Guardian!

 

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Apologies, though, I just... I just can't be Cartman. 

 

*Roly takes himself off the market*

 

*sips his margarita* 

 

I scared you already? That was quick  :huh:

 

 

Den mother? Whatever works for you, Vol-Bro.

 

I agree with BG. Not sure what he meant, but you are literally the only person about who I can say this strange phrase: "cool as a cucumber" (it still makes me giggle once I remember it :lol:)  


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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 05:43

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lynroy:

That's a very brave admission. I applaud your courage. And raise you a glass!


#9008
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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 05:43

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...sleeping is boring...

 

 

I scared you already? That was quick  :huh:

 

 

 

I agree with BG. Not sure what he meant, but you are literally the only person about who I can say this strange phrase: "cool as a cucumber" (it still makes me giggle once I remember it :lol:)  

LOL That should be my subheading:
The Will:
Cool as a Cumcumber B) 

All of you guys are awesome.


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#9009
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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 05:43

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Too late! HEADCANON ACCEPTED. :lol: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 

 


Is this the part where we duel to see which of us Volus should listen to?

 

Ha ha doubt it. Are you by chance the founder of any BSN groups? Me having it makes sense because I actually do have a small mostly inactive Group that I own so I can moderate it as necessary.

 

Oh no. What have I done!?

 

Me and my big mouth. :crying: Wait.. you're not gonna shave my back while I'm passed out, are you?

 

It'd be a pointless exercise.. I'm not related to Chewbacca.

 

Duel is also unneccessary. You see, he has witnessed me pick up chicks (PEOPLE, NOT ANIMALS) in here many times.. as opposed to you, hosting slumber parties and drooling over elven glory.

 

But hey, if he chooses to listen to you well.. that's his loss. ;)

 

No I am not a founder of any group, but I joined one last night.. the Seranites. I don't own it though...

 

But hey that's good to know!! If the DQ ever gets locked down then we can use your group. :lol:


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#9010
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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 05:45

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Okay, confession time. This one will be a scandal for the ages.
Not sure you guys are ready for this....
....

....

....

....

....

....

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....

....

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I don't drink alcohol IRL. Dr Pepper is as 'hardcore' as I go.
*ducks*

 

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Then that means... you are the false prophet!!

 

We have seen the chair of the will... and it was empty!!!


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#9011
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 04 avril 2015 - 05:46

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Okay, confession time. This one will be a scandal for the ages.
Not sure you guys are ready for this....


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I don't drink alcohol IRL. Dr Pepper is as 'hardcore' as I go.
*ducks*

 

*salute!*

 

 

(later to star in An American Werewolf In London)

 

I scared you already? That was quick  :huh:

 

Wot?!  No, I removed myself from availability for OTHER ladies, just as Lady Lustre urged.  I am alllllll yours, if you'll have me :)


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#9012
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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 05:49

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*salute!*

 

 

(later to star in An American Werewolf In London)

 

 

Wot?!  No, I removed myself from availability for OTHER ladies, just as Lady Lustre urged.  I am alllllll yours, if you'll have me :)

 

That's the way to go mate. Chicks dig loyalty.. and pfft. You didn't get that from Paragon.. you read that in my book.

 

SIDE NOTE: You can go for other ladies, but keep it on the DL :ph34r: thus, this is risky. They tend to blackmail you.


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#9013
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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 05:51

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LOL That should be my subheading:
The Will:
Cool as a Cumcumber B) 

All of you guys are awesome.

 

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"...Dear diary, today I learned something new...
They always say that learning is a part of perfecting and growing... But... 
I never asked for this...
...Dear diary...
...today I learned something I never wanted to associate with one of my friends..."

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#9014
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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 05:52

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lynroy:

That's a very brave admission. I applaud your courage. And raise you a glass!

Cheers, mate! I'm going to go over here and get ready to fight off the angry mob that is bound to be headed my way due to this scandal.

 

Oh no. What have I done!?

 

Me and my big mouth. :crying: Wait.. you're not gonna shave my back while I'm passed out, are you?

 

It'd be a pointless exercise.. I'm not related to Chewbacca.

 

Duel is also unneccessary. You see, he has witnessed me pick up chicks (PEOPLE, NOT ANIMALS) in here many times.. as opposed to you, hosting slumber parties and drooling over elven glory.

 

But hey, if he chooses to listen to you well.. that's his loss. ;)

 

No I am not a founder of any group, but I joined one last night.. the Seranites. I don't own it though...

 

But hey that's good to know!! If the DQ ever gets locked down then we can use your group. :lol:

:lol: Yes, In Case of Emergency, invade my group! 

I would never dream of doing anything to you whilst you were passed out. Nope. :whistle:

I just enjoy contradicting you and watching the chaos the stems from it, like Volus' indecision about this. :D He still doesn't know who to listen to.


#9015
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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 05:53

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"...Dear diary, today I learned something new...
They always say that learning is a part of perfecting and growing... But... 
I never asked for this...
...Dear diary...
...today I learned something I never wanted to associate with one of my friends..."

 

 

I reckon.

 

I mean, I labelled her an alcoholic (wo)man of steel.

 

This is how guys on Jerry Springer must feel when their girlfriends tell them that they're really men..


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#9016
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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 05:54

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*snip*

 

Then that means... you are the false prophet!!

 

We have seen the chair of the will... and it was empty!!!

Aaaaaaaand there's the angry mob. I never claimed to be a prophet! *runs up to the ramparts with bow and quiver in hand* This could be a long night. *nocks an arrow and waits*


#9017
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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 05:55

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Well truth be told, as I -was- a scout and later a marine, I tend to gravitate towards authority, so I'd probably listen to The Will.  But don't worry Donk, we can still go bar hopping!!

 

*drinks and drinks and drinks*


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#9018
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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 05:57

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Well truth be told, as I -was- a scout and later a marine, I tend to gravitate towards authority, so I'd probably listen to The Will.  But don't worry Donk, we can still go bar hopping!!

 

*drinks and drinks and drinks*

 

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Is what I think of that.

 

 

Aaaaaaaand there's the angry mob. I never claimed to be a prophet! *runs up to the ramparts with bow and quiver in hand* This could be a long night. *nocks an arrow and waits*

 

Don't worry.. I won't send a hoarde of bloodlusting desire demons after you.

 

It's all good, innit? We're an accepting bunch, here. You're not the only sober one.

 

Besides, it's kinda like the Inquisitor finding out that they're not really the herald of Andraste and it's all a load of BS.. or, as I stated before, Jerry Springer.


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#9019
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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 05:59

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Okay, I am confused because y'all were (erroneously)headcanoning me as Cartman earlier... are you the lady in the chair and I'm farting in your general direction??


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#9020
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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 06:02

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*eating popcorn and watching the conversation*

 

Also, searching tumblr for more Petyr Baelish overall sexyness.


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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 06:02

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Okay, I am confused because y'all were (erroneously)headcanoning me as Cartman earlier... are you the lady in the chair and I'm farting in your general direction??

 

LOL no.. I'm Cartman in that situation.

 

Besides, Cartman is manly in that.

 

This, to be precise, was you:

 

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#9022
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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 06:03

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I can almost hear Littlefinger saying... "No, no, no. Do you know how ridiculous you sound? You gotta ease into it..."

 

1269259657_omg_cat.gif

 

Top five fav cat gifs ever!

 

No I am not a founder of any group, but I joined one last night.. the Seranites. I don't own it though...

 

But hey that's good to know!! If the DQ ever gets locked down then we can use your group. :lol:

 

Hello!!!  *cough*  HELLO!!!


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#9023
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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 06:03

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*eating popcorn and watching the conversation*

 

Also, searching tumblr for more zoophilia overall sexyness.

 

Fixed. ;)


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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 06:04

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Top five fav cat gifs ever!

 

 

Hello!!!  *cough*  HELLO!!!

 

Err... Hello? :lol:


#9025
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Posté 04 avril 2015 - 06:04

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"...Dear diary, today I learned something new...
They always say that learning is a part of perfecting and growing... But... 
I never asked for this...
...Dear diary...
...today I learned something I never wanted to associate with one of my friends..."

 

I never meant to deceive, I just never bothered to correct anyone's assumptions....Lies of omission I guess...

At least I came clean and told the truth. Take that Wolfy Boy!

 

Don't worry.. I won't send a hoarde of bloodlusting desire demons after you.

 

It's all good, innit? We're an accepting bunch, here. You're not the only sober one.

 

Besides, it's kinda like the Inquisitor finding out that they're not really the herald of Andraste and it's all a load of BS.. or, as I stated before, Jerry Springer.

Well, that's good to know, but I'm going to stay up here just in case. Good comparison to the Inquisitor indeed. I just know I'm going to catch a lot of flak from all of you now that my secret has been revealed. All good humored of course. :lol:


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