*Snorts*
Trying to lock in the Damemance? Level is too high, I'm afraid. Besides you both have too much in common; you both like elves. 
What? No, I mean, she's not even... woah. Did someone put extra wood in the fireplace? I mean, it's kinda... warm in here, is it not?
Uh, hey, she, uh, she's not an Elf, yeah... Ehm, that is to say, not that she doesn't look great, but, you know, horny giants, uh, ...I mean, whoa, right.
Ah **** it. £7. Not exactly breaking the bank.
...go for 7 grand purchase! Rifle and all assorted requirements (Y'know, I wish I could get an AK-74 with 4000 rounds of 5.45x39mm for that price...)
...are you sure?
Because I'm pretty sure you said you'd bang Cassandra once upon a time.

Hey, not any elf.. also.. I like half-elves too.. 
That is, uh... good to know...?
Where am I on that meter?