*rolls over to have belly rubbed*
[dog lover]

[/dog lover]
Ya getting spoiled too much! Move ya ass back home ! Ive got a plate of..
ready ! Now get Going!
Well, that's unfair! Hard to win against this deliciousness!

*returns to her drink*
*rolls over to have belly rubbed*
[dog lover]

[/dog lover]
Ya getting spoiled too much! Move ya ass back home ! Ive got a plate of..
ready ! Now get Going!
Well, that's unfair! Hard to win against this deliciousness!

*returns to her drink*
-snip-
Ya getting spoiled too much! Move ya ass back home ! Ive got a plate of..
-snip-
ready ! Now get Going!
No. *goes back to drinking*

No. *goes back to drinking*

Hah, Poods got caught by Momma Alex...!
Uh, sorry ma'am. Fleet has a momentary information influx, it will not happen again... maybe...
Hah, Poods got caught by Momma Alex...!
Uh, sorry ma'am. Fleet has a momentary information influx, it will not happen again... maybe...
Send me some Troop Kalreegah ! We may need some geth Primes as well...to get him out of here without breaking anything !

Add Tetas and ya would make an awesome Lesbian Son! ![]()
Send me some Troop Kalreegah ! We may need some geth Primes as well...to get him out of here without breaking anything !
Sorry, ma'am. All Prime units are currently occupied. There are, however, MFM Special Forces, standing by...
I'm merely unsure if their training is the best thing for the situation. See, black ops and getting people out of bars...
Wait, that actually mixes!
*dispatches Quarian Special Forces to... extract... Poodle from the bar*
Sorry, ma'am. All Prime units are currently occupied. There are, however, MFM Special Forces, standing by...
I'm merely unsure if their training is the best thing for the situation. See, black ops and getting people out of bars...
Wait, that actually mixes!
*dispatches Quarian Special Forces to... extract... Poodle from the bar*
GRAB HIS TAIL! GRAB HIS TAIL !!! ![]()
Add Tetas and ya would make an awesome Lesbian Son!
...

GRAB HIS TAIL! GRAB HIS TAIL !!!

*runs away*
*whispers*
Alex, don't tell him. That's the way the SF's are dug in for an ambush...
*kicks back some beer*
Yeah! Emerrrgency Induction Porrrt!
*runs away*
Ah! ya cant run away from meh !

Ok, I had enough doggie time for today..

*whispers*
Alex, don't tell him. That's the way the SF's are dug in for an ambush...
*kicks back some beer*
Yeah! Emerrrgency Induction Porrrt!
Really ? Drinking on the JOB!
*use remote controle*
forget ya ! I'm gonna get him that weasel !

CHARGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Okay, confession time. This one will be a scandal for the ages.
Not sure you guys are ready for this....
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I don't drink alcohol IRL. Dr Pepper is as 'hardcore' as I go.
*ducks*
Wait, What? Now imagine Alistair's voice when he's met Goldanna .......
I don't know what to say!
Dr Pepper is nice, it's a bit like cherry coke if I recall.
Yes, it really looks scary.. Perks of living in cold country - we have a limited variety of creepy little crawling things...
And I'm finally OOL... and it feels good
Ireland is wet, very wet and we have our fair share of creepy crawlies - no snakes apparently though except maybe in private collections or zoos.
And with that, I'm out. Be well, beloved DQ! XXX OOO
snipped.
Talking of bugs and the South, my DH went to Chattanooga on business last year (Well Trenton actually, but he stayed in Chattanooga 'cos Trenton was closed), and it was like all the mosquitoes stopped what they were doing and descended on him like a jar of bees because they could smell fresh blood!
Smiles fondly and drinks to memories.
Ok, I had enough doggie time for today..
-snip-
Ok, I had enough doggie time for today..
But... but... *gives up running away* ![]()
Drinkquisition, meet the Seranites.
Ya say that like all the Seranites are about is dogs lol Its BEWBZ!!!
But... but... *gives up running away*
GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!

Really ? Drinking on the JOB!
*use remote controle*
forget ya ! I'm gonna get him that weasel !
CHARGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Awww snap! What bosh'tet left that there?!
*deploys smoke screen and withdraws, completely forgetting about the Emergency Induction Port*
Drinkquisition, meet the Seranites.
Sing the Seranade, all day every day!
But... but... *gives up running away*
*dozen Quarian Marines spring into an ambush, capturing Poodle*
GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!
Now can I please go back under the bar and drink myself to sleep?
Now can I please go back under the bar and drink myself to sleep?
No . Go back Home and take a shower...ya stink ! ![]()
Ireland is wet, very wet and we have our fair share of creepy crawlies - no snakes apparently though except maybe in private collections or zoos.
*shouts over metallic clanging and sounds of explosions*
Drinkquisition, meet the Seranites.
I WAS AWAY FOR 4 DAYS AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENING! ![]()
No . Go back Home and take a shower...ya stink !
Yeah... it's nearly 12 and I still haven't showered. Just been sitting around caked in my own sweat. ![]()