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#91876
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Oh, hey Dazzle! I looked at my cupboard and remembered you!

 

And all disney fans out there  ^_^

 

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#91877
Tragedienne of Heavens

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So, what is canon? What has been written in that purple crayon that I totally want because it's purple and purple is my favourite colour?

Yes, but don't get any ideas, you can't use this crayon, it's soulbound to me.

 

Also whoever has Roy's smallclothes should put them right where they belong before she comes back from the Fade and turns y'all into strainers.


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#91878
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Yes, but don't get any ideas, you can't use this crayon, it's soulbound to me.

:wacko:  *scratches face nervously* 



#91879
Tragedienne of Heavens

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Is there a problem with my statement, Foley?



#91880
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I want it! *snatches and uses the crayon, instantly dying and turning into a ghost; one that just can't be bothered to run back to corpse*
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#91881
Al Foley

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Is there a problem with my statement, Foley?

Soulbound is an interesting concept. :P



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Tragedienne of Heavens

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In MMOs when an item is souldbound it can only be possessed and used by its original owner, plain and simple. Only I can own and use the Purple Crayon of Canon.


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#91883
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Hello, Lasses and Lads!

 

How are y'all doing on this wonderfck evening?  :D

 

*answers in song*  :)

 


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#91884
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Not really the same concept but it is kinda of the same thing that happens with Wands in HP, and I imagine something similar happens with Lightsabers in Star Wars. 



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I want it! *snatches and uses the crayon, instantly dying and turning into a ghost; one that just can't be bothered to run back to corpse*

I'd like this but I'm OOL :(


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#91886
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Oh, hey Dazzle! I looked at my cupboard and remembered you!

And all disney fans out there ^_^

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Yay! Another mug collector! I collect the princess mugs, occaisonally a few villains too.

I have so far... Ariel, Belle, Snow White, Elsa, Cinderella, Tinkerbell, Maleficent.
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#91887
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In MMOs when an item is souldbound it can only be possessed and used by its original owner, plain and simple. Only I can own and use the Purple Crayon of Canon.

 

 

I'd like to add some:

 

<<< snip >>>

 

Dragon Age Inquisition is an MMO/Dragon Age Inquisition is not an RPG

 

<<<snip>>>

 

:D   *hands Miss T a bottle*  You know what to do!


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#91888
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Lynroy's red crayon can be used to write canon too, and she has The DrinkQuisition Rule Book; but the Sacred Notebook of Canon is mine, and my purple crayon has priority over her red in it.

 

That's a nice clarification...

 

*whines* I want some cool DQ article of power.

 

Take me. I rule with the GREEN CRAYON of COMBAT PROTOCOL.

 

It allows me to say who's gonna do what depending on their skills during combat, that is if they follow COMBAT PROTOCOL.

 

While not neccessary, it's strongly advised, because I simply know a thing or two about COMBAT PROTOCOL.

I'm like Sun Tzu. I invented it, and then I perfected it so that no living man could ever best me on the field of honor.

 

Of course, in XCOM, everyone follows COMBAT PROTOCOL, because I'm just that good of a Commander...

 

Hello, Lasses and Lads!

 

How are y'all doing on this wonderfck evening?  :D

 

Wonderf*ck, huh...

 

My mind went places with that, to be honest...

 

Yes, but don't get any ideas, you can't use this crayon, it's soulbound to me.

 

Also whoever has Roy's smallclothes should put them right where they belong before she comes back from the Fade and turns y'all into strainers.

 

Yeah. And the GREEN CRAYON of COMBAT PROTOCOL is honor-bound to me. You can not use that one, either.

 

Also, better put those undies where they should be, because Iron Roy is gonna be furious. Also, naked, but that's going to make her even more furious, thus I don't even want to see it. I'm also not a pervert.



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Yay! Another mug collector! I collect the princess mugs, occaisonally a few villains too.

I have so far... Ariel, Belle, Snow White, Elsa, Cinderella, Tinkerbell, Maleficent.

Dazzle. :D 



#91890
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I was going to say something about Daisy but realized it was stupid, childish, and borderline fascist. 



#91891
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:D   *hands Miss T a bottle*  You know what to do!

LMAO I was just explaining the origin of the term but I'll drink anyway. Cheers!

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Dazzle. :D

What??

#91893
Al Foley

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What??

Just saying hi. :P



#91894
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Now I also want a crayon...



#91895
Beren Von Ostwick

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LMAO I was just explaining the origin of the term but I'll drink anyway. Cheers!

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:blush:   Whoops!  Ah well, we love to drink anyway, so cheers!



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Oh, yeah, I should explain how the Honor Binding of the GREEN CRAYON works.

 

Simply, when someone else but me attempts to use the GREEN CRAYON, the GREEN CRAYON of COMBAT PROTOCOL forces them to commit Seppuku.

 

It is an ancient Japanese technology, that I acquired through my long-time friend, Tenno Heika.

 

I also can not put away the GREEN CRAYON until I write down something with it, no matter what as long as it has a substance.



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Oh, yeah, I should explain how the Honor Binding of the GREEN CRAYON works.

 

Simply, when someone else but me attempts to use the GREEN CRAYON, the GREEN CRAYON of COMBAT PROTOCOL forces them to commit Seppuku.

 

It is an ancient Japanese technology, that I acquired through my long-time friend, Tenno Heika.

 

I also can not put away the GREEN CRAYON until I write down something with it, no matter what as long as it has a substance.

*drops the GREEN CRAYON quickly and then wipes his hands off on his shirt*



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*drops the GREEN CRAYON quickly and then wipes his hands off on his shirt*

 

*GREEN CRAYON of COMBAT PROTOCOL forces Foley into Seppuku*



#91899
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*GREEN CRAYON of COMBAT PROTOCOL forces Foley into Seppuku*

NOOOOOOO OWWWW *starts hitting himself.* 



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...too late, your guts are all over the floor.

 

Now I have to clean this up and get you back on your feet... Unless...?

 

Dienne? Care to drop the Purple Crayon of Canon for a while and just do some Necromancy tricks on him?