Jokes on you I soaked Voly's leather panties in the mixture!!*Frantic pounding at the hatch to Miss T's lair suddenly booms through the Tavern. With one last mighty bang, the hatch flies open and Beren appears, collapsing on the floor of the tavern*
"Jokes on those crazy b*tches," Beren croaks, "I found the pantry while escaping and ate all their cookies."
Btw, Miss T, pass on the the cute one that suckered me down there the following message please...
Two conditions, though! 1) No dates in the lair and 2) Let's just keep Cassie out of this entirely...
Jokes on you I soaked Voly's leather panties in the mixture!!
Edit. Oh wow you have a nice arse. Can I peg it?
1) Well that's sort of mine anyway, so no harm no foul?
2) No! Just... NO!
*Frantic pounding at the hatch to Miss T's lair suddenly booms through the Tavern. With one last mighty bang, the hatch flies open and Beren appears, collapsing on the floor of the tavern*
*snip*
"Jokes on those crazy b*tches," Beren croaks, "I found the pantry while escaping and ate all their cookies."
Btw, Miss T, pass on the the cute one that suckered me down there the following message please...
SpoilerTwo conditions, though! 1) No dates in the lair and 2) Let's just keep Cassie out of this entirely...
1) Well that's sort of mine anyway, so no harm no foul?
2) No! Just... NO!
*Frantic pounding at the hatch to Miss T's lair suddenly booms through the Tavern. With one last mighty bang, the hatch flies open and Beren appears, collapsing on the floor of the tavern*
"Jokes on those crazy b*tches," Beren croaks, "I found the pantry while escaping and ate all their cookies."
You killed a nug?! 
*Slaps a RSPCN sticker on Beren's arse with force*
You killed a nug?!
*Slaps a RSPCN sticker on Beren's arse with force*
Been waiting for you to post!
Ladies and gentlemen, the artist behind my glorious escape! Donk, you can thank her for that backside.
I didn't actually kill the nug myself, btw! Its death was a sad consequence of the mental link. Also, I think Roy ate it...
Ladies and gentlemen, the artist behind my glorious escape! Donk, you can thank her for that backside.
I didn't actually kill the nug myself, btw! Its death was a sad consequence of the mental link. Also, I think Roy ate it...
Heh .. thanks. *Rips the nug sticker off with a flourish removing last remaining hair from butt* Oops ....
Edit: Well, at least it didn't go to waste
Heh .. thanks. *Rips the nug sticker off with a flourish removing last remaining hair from butt* Oops ....
Edit: Well, at least it didn't go to waste
Paragon, I applaud you with your skill to make fine arses. It's an accomplishment considering it's attached some middle-aged, mid-life crisis male with a stormtrooper helmet 
I made sure it didn't go to waste and used it as bacon as nug roast.You killed a nug?!
*Slaps a RSPCN sticker on Beren's arse with force*
Aww only just noticed the "keep the feck out except for Ash (and maybe Donk)" My empty blackened heart is filled with... something.
Aww only just noticed the "keep the feck out except for Ash (and maybe Donk)" My empty blackened heart is filled with... something.
On second thoughts.. that arse looked better on mobile.
Right. Time to stop obsessing about that arse. My fetish is showing.
I made sure it didn't go to waste and used it as bacon as nug roast.
It's what he would have wanted 
Aww only just noticed the "keep the feck out except for Ash (and maybe Donk)" My empty blackened heart is filled with... something.
Spoiler
Dammit, I'm OOL!
I made sure it didn't go to waste and used it as bacon as nug roast.
Told you, Paragon...
Hey, you brought back my pitchfork!
Actually, I think that one was Donk's, based on location.
Actually, I think that one was Donk's, based on location.
*tries to escape Beren's hug*
No, nononono...
Ha! There is no escape! And for you because BSN denies me...
Hugs? *bolts out as fast as she can*
Btw, Miss T, pass on the the cute one that suckered me down there the following message please...
SpoilerTwo conditions, though! 1) No dates in the lair and 2) Let's just keep Cassie out of this entirely...
No problem, mate, I'm as silent as the grave.
ToP: Forever Alone Lavellan doesn't get any hugs on National Hug Day
Beren? What are you up too...?
No problem, mate, I'm as silent as the grave.
ToP: Forever Alone Lavellan doesn't get any hugs on National Hug Day
*snip*
You know there is someone who would giver her a hug.
Mph she can stay alone for all I care... he's mine 
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