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AlexiaRevan

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Holy sh*t! Top! Go for top!  :wub:

Down Boy! Down !  :lol:



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Hey Dame waves.  

Nope, I'm still having technoprobs.  Drinks.  So I can only pop in occasionally to watch the fun and spread a few likes.  I brought DrinqkQuisition 'cookies' for all.  Maybe the new crowd would like some?

 

Chocolate chip? Oreo? Bourbon?



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*Roly approaches the beautiful Dame...*

 

Dame, would you do me the honor of allowing me to escort you to tonight's Skyhold Spring Hoedown?  I have reserved appropriate hoedown attire (modeled in spoiler) for you at Morris' requisition shop, though of course you may wear whatever your heart desires, assuming of course that you accept. :)

 

*Roly bows and sips on his whiskey sour*

 

Spoiler

Wait wait wait wait....Skyhold is hosting a hoedown? Glad I was warned about this now so I can make plans accordingly and be 'unavailable'.

 

It's a while since I had it but I thought it tasted vaguely cherry like?  I know I liked it.  Hey IR, do you still have that arrow that you nailed the Snoufleur with?

 

Drinks to any threads that are deserving.

Interesting, glad you liked it. And Yes, I do have that arrow. Why? 


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#9254
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Down Boy! Down !  :lol:

 

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Chocolate chip? Oreo? Bourbon?

 

Elfroot  ;)



#9256
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Elfroot  ;)

 

Ah. I don't do that stuff. I think I'll pass...  :)



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Daaaaaaaaaaaamn..

 

*Drag TeeTee and Point* 

 

Pay Attention and Take Note !!  :lol:

 

Where do you think he's getting the ideas from? :lol:

 

He's reading the book I wrote.. "Pinky's guide for picking up chicks.. for dummies".


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Wait wait wait wait....Skyhold is hosting a hoedown? Glad I was warned about this now so I can make plans accordingly and be 'unavailable'.

 

Interesting, glad you liked it. And Yes, I do have that arrow. Why? 

 

I need it, can I borrow it?  I promise you'll get it back.



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Ah. I don't do that stuff. I think I'll pass...  :)

 

But don't you wanna

 

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Where do you think he's getting the ideas from? :lol:

 

He's reading the book I wrote.. "Pinky's guide for picking up chicks.. for dummies".

 

Can I borrow a copy? 



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Ah. I don't do that stuff. I think I'll pass...  :)

 

Ok  :)   Here, have a bonio instead.



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But don't you wanna

 

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Uh... no. Sorry.

 

That is funny though.  :lol:



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Can I borrow a copy? 

No! lol go back to reading Pokemon ! 



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I need it, can I borrow it?  I promise you'll get it back.

Absolutely *hands Paragon the specified arrow*


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Wait wait wait wait....Skyhold is hosting a hoedown? Glad I was warned about this now so I can make plans accordingly and be 'unavailable'.

Interesting, glad you liked it. And Yes, I do have that arrow. Why?


Your Royness, I thought you said ages ago that you are a southern gal. How can you not like hoedowns??

Oh, btw, I finally got that forensics report back on that snoufleur. It seems it did indeed die of an arrow strike, which means I was pummeling dead pork.

*hangs head in shame... but drinks anyway cuz feck it, we drink in here*

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Can I borrow a copy? 

 

You don't need to mate.

 

Not when we have the Dread Virgin Slayer!!

 

 

No! lol go back to reading Pokemon ! 

 

He has Pokemon books... is there one featuring Jigglypuff, by any chance? :ph34r:


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You don't need to mate.

 

Not when we have the Dread Virgin Slayer!!

 

 

 

He has Pokemon books... is there one featuring Jigglypuff, by any chance? :ph34r:

No...*facepalm*...



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Ok  :)   Here, have a bonio instead.

 

*wags tail* Nomnomnom.


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Where do you think he's getting the ideas from? :lol:

 

He's reading the book I wrote.. "Pinky's guide for picking up chicks.. for dummies".

 

Ahahahahaha!  Puhleeze...  your book suggested I should say, "Hey baby, are you a booger, cuz I'd love to pick you!"  I knew better...


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Absolutely *hands Paragon the specified arrow*

 

Thanks, I'll get it back to you soon  ;)

 

Your Royness, I thought you said ages ago that you are a southern gal. How can you not like hoedowns??

Oh, btw, I finally got that forensics report back on that snoufleur. It seems it did indeed die of an arrow strike, which means I was pummeling dead pork.

*hangs head in shame... but drinks anyway cuz feck it, we drink in here*

 

 

Pummeling dead pork, hehehe sniggers into mead.



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Your Royness, I thought you said ages ago that you are a southern gal. How can you not like hoedowns??

Oh, btw, I finally got that forensics report back on that snoufleur. It seems it did indeed die of an arrow strike, which means I was pummeling dead pork.

*hangs head in shame... but drinks anyway cuz feck it, we drink in here*

Whoa, I live in the South, I did not grow up here. I'm from out West originally.



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Ahahahahaha!  Puhleeze...  your book suggested I should say, "Hey baby, are you a booger, cuz I'd love to pick you!"  I knew better...

 

LMAO.

 

Or... "Aren't you tired? Cause you've been racing through my head all day."



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He has Pokemon books... is there one featuring Jigglypuff, by any chance? :ph34r:

 

No, sorry. Kept making me fall asleep.



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*wags tail* Nomnomnom.

 

The Dame is right.  You are a cute doggy, yes you are!  Scratches cute pup's head.



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No, sorry. Kept making me fall asleep.

 

DAMN. Well... if you come across any with Jigglypuff let me know. I have... needs.