The Dame is right. You are a cute doggy, yes you are! Scratches cute pup's head.
RED ROCKET RED ROCKET
Guest_Donkson_*
The Dame is right. You are a cute doggy, yes you are! Scratches cute pup's head.
RED ROCKET RED ROCKET
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Whoa, I live in the South, I did not grow up here. I'm from out West originally.
Our Will, our dear leader, is... is... a....

???? I don't know what to say!!
*drinks in utter shock*
Guest_Donkson_*
Our Will, our dear leader, is... is... a....
???? I don't know what to say!!
*drinks in utter shock*
Err... you're shocked about that, but not about the fact that she doesn't actually drink ALCO?
The fuq man?
The Dame is right. You are a cute doggy, yes you are! Scratches cute pup's head.
DAMN. Well... if you come across any with Jigglypuff let me know. I have... needs.
Hmmm... what are these needs of yours? ![]()
RED ROCKET RED ROCKET
Calm down, calm down. Not quite there yet. ![]()
TeeTee is this ya ? ![]()

Guest_Donkson_*
Spoiler
Hmmm... what are these needs of yours?
Calm down, calm down. Not quite there yet.
My needs?
Well... they involve lube, handcuffs.. and Jigglypuff. ![]()
TeeTee is this ya ?
HOLY CRAP MY RIBS HURT.
Cose I have my Pokeball ready XD

Guest_Roly Voly_*
Err... you're shocked about that, but not about the fact that she doesn't actually drink ALCO?
The fuq man?
Not at all, in fact that just reinforces my "den mother" view of her
Besides, I think between the rest of us, we more than make up for those among us that don't partake. Dieb, Her Royness, and Fozee are the only ones that come to mind at the moment.
*drinks for four*
Here ya go HB, I came across this while looking for Jiggly Puff images ![]()
Hmmm... what are these needs of yours?
They are UNHOLY! even Satan Himself ask her for Tips !!!
Something like tis..just replace it with Jigglypuff ![]()

Here ya go HB, I came across this while looking for Jiggly Puff images
Spoiler
*drools*
They are UNHOLY! even Satan Himself ask her for Tips !!!
Something like tis..just replace it with Jigglypuff
Can't... look away...
*drools*
Son..look over here ! I've got better ! ![]()
Son..look over here ! I've got better !
Spoiler
Well that just killed my boner...
Guest_Donkson_*
Not at all, in fact that just reinforces my "den mother" view of her
Besides, I think between the rest of us, we more than make up for those among us that don't partake. Dieb, Her Royness, and Fozee are the only ones that come to mind at the moment.
*drinks for four*
True. We can make up for their lack of alcohol drinking.. plus use other substances.
Here ya go HB, I came across this while looking for Jiggly Puff images
Spoiler
While I appreciate the sentiment.. that isn't Jigglypuff. ![]()
They are UNHOLY! even Satan Himself ask her for Tips !!!
Something like tis..just replace it with Jigglypuff
Now I'm wondering if a hentai has been made involving Bulbasaur...
Guest_Donkson_*
Well that just killed my boner...

By the Creators. Like, half my childhood, seen like this...
*empties ale in one gulp*
I need to forget.
*empties another*
And it's not just hoedowns I'm not fond of. Any dances are right out. Not my thing. I remember asking if I could send my Bog Unicorn in my place for Orlesian Ball back before DAI was released.
Guest_Roly Voly_*
I am sorta with you there. Any sort of free form dancing is out for me just because...

But structured dances like square dancing, line dancing, etc I am willing to participate in because the choice of movements is not mine, thus less chance of looking like that thing above.
Guest_Donkson_*
By the Creators. Like, half my childhood, seen like this...
*empties ale in one gulp*
I need to forget.
*empties another*
Have some elfroot. That should wipe your memory.
And it's not just hoedowns I'm not fond of. Any dances are right out. Not my thing. I remember asking if I could send my Bog Unicorn in my place for Orlesian Ball back before DAI was released.
Dancing is for ****** idiots. Seriously.. they look like a bunch of spastics on meth.
Especially when they attempt

Have some elfroot. That should wipe your memory.
Dancing is for ****** idiots. Seriously.. they look like a bunch of spastics on meth.
Especially when they attempt
-snip-
That is just... wrong...
Guest_Donkson_*
That is just... wrong...
Don't you just wanna stick it in that hole?
Don't you just wanna stick it in that hole?
Not even a little.
*Roly approaches the beautiful Dame...*
Dame, would you do me the honor of allowing me to escort you to tonight's Skyhold Spring Hoedown? I have reserved appropriate hoedown attire (modeled in spoiler) for you at Morris' requisition shop, though of course you may wear whatever your heart desires, assuming of course that you accept.
*Roly bows and sips on his whiskey sour*
Spoiler
"Hoedown"? Oh..
Yup, I think it will be fun! ![]()
Modifié par dame Tasmit, 04 avril 2015 - 03:41 .