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Too funny to not repost here

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Well.. now I don't feel so deranged for the time I fell in love with Sera. :whistle:



#9327
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Too funny to not repost here

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*shakes head* People...  -_-



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*shakes head* People...  -_-

 

I'm trying to understand the appeal in falling in love with a tree.

 

I suppose...

 

*It doesn't talk back

*It stays "hard" all the time.. (assuming she's hetero and thus, cares about such a thing)

 

Hmm can't seem to think of anything else. Ideas?



#9329
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Ugh. You're too elfy. It's shite, innit?

 

 

Better than the Maker. Maker here, Maker there... Maker everywhere!

 

Besides, believeing in my Gods doesn't mean I think we should squat in the woods and think how everyone wronged us!

Nuh-uh! Far too much of our lore has been lost. If we can regain it, good for us. But while history is important... - it's the future that will matter tomorrow!

 

Don't worry mate.. we protect mages in this place. Even blood mages. ;)

 

We say... **** the chantry!!!

 

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Mage Freedom!

Even if I think it's better to conscript them in Inquisition. You know, stuff's not stable. We can't squabble! We need a firm leadership. Any sort of democracy can (probably) wait a few months until The Elder One's defeated. Then, heck, democracy all the damn way!

And if anyone says otherwise then, guess who's the FRIGGIN' INQUISITOR!


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I'm trying to understand the appeal in falling in love with a tree.

 

I suppose...

 

*It doesn't talk back

*It stays "hard" all the time.. (assuming she's hetero and thus, cares about such a thing)

 

Hmm can't seem to think of anything else. Ideas?

 

No idea.



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Better than the Maker. Maker here, Maker there... Maker everywhere!

 

Besides, believeing in my Gods doesn't mean I think we should squat in the woods and think how everyone wronged us!

Nuh-uh! Far too much of our lore has been lost. If we can regain it, good for us. But while history is important... - it's the future that will matter tomorrow!

 

 

Mage Freedom!

Even if I think it's better to conscript them in Inquisition. You know, stuff's not stable. We can't squabble! We need a firm leadership. Any sort of democracy can (probably) wait a few months until The Elder One's defeated. Then, heck, democracy all the damn way!

And if anyone says otherwise then, guess who's the FRIGGIN' INQUISITOR!

 

Oh don't worry mate, I conscripted them too but my reasoning was purely illogical (Sera approval) but don't worry, I came up with a logical explanation to ****** it all away...

 

Basically, I support freedom for mages but in that situation they needed to be on a leash in case some serious mind control and demon possession **** occurred. So until they learnt to control themselves.. they gotta be on a leash! Tough love, you know?

 

I laughed my arse off telling Viv that mages should be free.. then conscripted them. :lol:



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Yeah, that's the problem. I hate dancing.

 

You just weren't drunk enough!

Drink! 

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No idea.

 

Oh I got another one... "getting in touch with mother nature".

 

Wait.

 

Why am I thinking about these things? :blink:



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Oh, its all about protecting The Chantry from me. They fear what they don't understand and fear can make people do stupid things. 



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You just wasn't drunk enough!

Drink! 

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Hey I could be drunk as a skunk and I still wouldn't dance...



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Oh, its all about protecting The Chantry from me. They fear what they don't understand and fear can make people do stupid things. 

 

Well... this is true. :lol:



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Hey I could be drunk as a skunk and I still wouldn't dance...

 

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I love this gif :D


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Oh I got another one... "getting in touch with mother nature".

 

Wait.

 

Why am I thinking about these things? :blink:

 

I don't know.  :lol:



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Oh I got another one... "getting in touch with mother nature".

 

Wait.

 

Why am I thinking about these things? :blink:

 

I don't know why, but please continue. Your puns are making me laugh to the point where it's almost starting to hurt. 



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Better than the Maker. Maker here, Maker there... Maker everywhere!

Besides, believeing in my Gods doesn't mean I think we should squat in the woods and think how everyone wronged us!
Nuh-uh! Far too much of our lore has been lost. If we can regain it, good for us. But while history is important... - it's the future that will matter tomorrow!

Exactly! Elf brofist.

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I'm OOL. And I won't ever be drunk. Don't drink remember?

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I love this gif :D

 

I'm almost tempted to start round 2 of that toddlers and tiaras GIF war.. but I think we'll spare our guests the shame, yes? :lol:

 

 

I don't know why, but please continue. Your puns are making me laugh to the point where it's almost starting to hurt. 

 

Perhaps the tree gives her more "roots".

 

Oh jeez... this is terrible.

 

But this makes it all worthwhile.

 

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:wub:


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Perhaps the tree gives her more "roots".

 

Oh jeez... this is terrible.

 

But this makes it all worthwhile.

 

-snip-

 

:wub:

 

I beat that would lead to splinters in some very interesting places. Probably so worth it though.  



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I'm almost tempted to start round 2 of that toddlers and tiaras GIF war.. but I think we'll spare our guests the shame, yes? :lol:

 

 

 

Perhaps the tree gives her more "roots".

 

Oh jeez... this is terrible.

 

But this makes it all worthwhile.

 

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:wub:

 

Now that is a tree I would bang.  :wub:



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Oh don't worry mate, I conscripted them too but my reasoning was purely illogical (Sera approval) but don't worry, I came up with a logical explanation to ****** it all away...

 

Basically, I support freedom for mages but in that situation they needed to be on a leash in case some serious mind control and demon possession **** occurred. So until they learnt to control themselves.. they gotta be on a leash! Tough love, you know?

 

I laughed my arse off telling Viv that mages should be free.. then conscripted them. :lol:

 

Actually, I did for the same damn reason! And then came up with the same damn excuse!

 

Gimme five!

 

Exactly! Elf brofist.

 

*brofists*

Heck, yeah, lethallin (lethallan?)

 

I beat that would lead to splinters in some very interesting places. Probably so worth it though.  

 

Ow... just... ow.

Also, how do you want to.... you know... a spirit?



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I beat that would lead to splinters in some very interesting places. Probably so worth it though.  

 

Let's just say.. there would be pleasure in pain. :lol:

 

 

Now that is a tree I would bang.  :wub:

 

I reckon.

 

I just about exploded in my pants when I saw the lady of the forest.

 

Y U NO ROMANCE OPTION!?


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Actually, I did for the same damn reason! And then came up with the same damn excuse!

 

Gimme five!

 

 

*brofists*

Heck, yeah, lethallin (lethallan?)

 

 

Ow... just... ow.

Also, how do you want to.... you know... a spirit?

 

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Even though you're an elfy elf... we're fBros now, okay?



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Even though you're an elfy elf... we're fBros now, okay?

 

But... frolicking in the woods is fun...!

Or so the Keeper claims.

 

Also, I approve of a cat giving a high five!



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Is this to do with treephilia?

 

(Not sure if that's a "thing", but it is now)

 

 

But... frolicking in the woods is fun...!

Or so the Keeper claims.

 

Also, I approve of a cat giving a high five!

 

Frolicking in the woods is so much fun, indeed. I mean, all that bush.. and dungeon exploring.. :whistle: