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[Beren Von Ostwick]

 

Coming right up bro!

 

you'll need to supply the bourbon...

 

   Shockingly, I can indeed supply the bourbon.  Thanks for the cookies!

[lynroy]

But... but...  I learned from YOU that it was possible to punch him!

That doesn't mean you SHOULD punch him! How can you punch this face?

Spoiler

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Well admittedly it is difficult.  I had to collect 46 shards from all over Thedas, then go to this ancient, forgotten tavern in Tevinter that was sealed by said shards.  Inside, after defeating a charming desire demon that wanted to have tea with me, I found a "Superb Amulet of +50 Stash Nullification."  Only then was I able to penetrate the glory of his stash and land a crippling blow.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

  OMG!  Everybody, my sister!  Isn't she the most badass thing ever?!

 

 

Yeah, that's right, don't frak with lady Trevelyan!

 

Spoiler

It was actually in South Africa, and the snake was dead and being reeled in by someone via fishing line.  Totally a prank.  That said, anyone actually making these claims in this thread outside of this spoiler will incur my wrath for casting aspersions on the bravery of Stormy.  Got it?  Good!

[lynroy]

Meanwhile, Stashes goes running for the hills.  Sounds like something his brother would do to him.

[straykat]

I brag about how tough my mom is, but she has heart attacks around snakes. lol. She grew up around them too.

[Ashaantha]

actually in real life I don't mind snakes much, used to catch tree snakes (non-venomous) and escort them out of my yard.

 

I'm smart enough to keep some distance between me and venomous snakes, if in doubt step away

[straykat]

I hate them.. but not afraid exactly.

 

I'm more afraid of dead things, funnily..

[Ashaantha]

There was a dead ring tail possum on the side of the road today, saw it when I went to the park with my kid.

She thought it was a cat

[straykat]

Sadly, a lot of possums and squirrels get hit by cars where I'm at. edit: This is America btw. I know Australia has the "real" possums.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Sadly, a lot of possums and squirrels get hit by cars where I'm at. edit: This is America btw. I know Australia has the "real" possums.

 

   *Beren starts rummaging around in Bing search...*

 

Possums and Opossums: Australia and America. All Explained.

 

Well smack me around and call me Shirley, but not for 24 hours yet...

[Ashaantha]

I'm off for a bit, gonna go sit with kid playing my guitar, she loves it.

[straykat]

   *Beren starts rummaging around in Bing search...*

 

Possums and Opossums: Australia and America. All Explained.

 

Well smack me around and call me Shirley, but not for 24 hours yet...

 

lol.. he's right. The Aussie possum is way cuter. That's all we need to know.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

*snorts*  Be pretty damned hard to not be cuter than those bastards we have.

 

Spoiler

He's not dead.  He's just faking it.  Seriously.  "Playing possum."

 

[straykat]

*snorts*  Be pretty damned hard to not be cuter than those bastards we have.

 

Spoiler

He's not dead.  He's just faking it.  Seriously.  "Playing possum."

 

 

He's playing dead.. or playing possum if you will. Which is kind of cool. They even can disguise themselves with the smell of decay. They're actually nice creatures that would rather not be aggressive.

 

 

I don't know if the Aussie ones can do that.

[Ashaantha]

Maybe not, but they're still really cute..

 

[Ashaantha]

Anyhow, those guys may look cute, but they are the scariest, creepiest, freakiest things at night when they start growling and hissing. and those claws...

 

[straykat]

Maybe they're the ones who are scared.

 

*He said, moments before his death*

[Banxey]

*snorts*  Be pretty damned hard to not be cuter than those bastards we have.

 

Spoiler

He's not dead.  He's just faking it.  Seriously.  "Playing possum."

 

 

 

American possums... 

 

Australian possums will become tame if you feed them, but as my mother found out it's not great if they get scared and decide your leg is as good as a tree.

[Ashaantha]

Scared everyone away with creepy possums huh..

 

*looks around sadly at the empty tavern and goes back to drinking*

[LightningPoodle]

Possums are cool. I like possums.

[Serza]

Mornin'. Been away for 24 hours, and nobody missed me, huh...

 

Hey, I thought you asked me advice about dating that one fella!

 

*Tries to think back to earlier DQ days*  Wasn't there something naughty going for awhile there with rift mage punches?

 

Stonefisting. Thought up by yours truly...

 

This is an outrage! I see how it is! not cool enough for lynroy.

 

 

Neither am I, really.

 

Bloody Dienne. 

 

Hey! Talk nice to the nice Necro!

 

Why so strongly against it? Aren't you religious yourself?

 

Just curious. It's one thing to not like drama, but talking religion in a passing comment doesn't seem like it should be instantly bad. Especially in this kind of silly, superstitious manner.

 

Let's maybe just not talk about it? Religion is a can of worms, especially this one time a western religion reminded me way too much of the **** Nazis spoured about the "Aryan race" bullshit.

 

So yeah, saved Ash

 

Kaidan just whines too much...

 

I like this human! She understands!

 

All you who save Ash over Kaidan always get on my special I Don't Like Your Game Choices list. and I pout over here in the corner and continue drinking.

 

Few people ever truly liked me anyway...

 

My purity prevents me from comprehension.

 

Like snow, right. Fresh-fallen snow.

 

Oh, yeah, Darth Hole is also a man, while Donk is a woman. Y'all got no proof they're the same person.

[Animechick69]

Mornin'. Been away for 24 hours, and nobody missed me, huh...


Stonefisting. Thought up by yours truly...


Neither am I, really.


Hey! Talk nice to the nice Necro!


Let's maybe just not talk about it? Religion is a can of worms, especially this one time a western religion reminded me way too much of the **** Nazis spoured about the "Aryan race" bullshit.


I like this human! She understands!


Few people ever truly liked me anyway...


Like snow, right. Fresh-fallen snow.

Oh, yeah, Darth Hole is also a man, while Donk is a woman. Y'all got no proof they're the same person.

Darth Hole is a woman as well actually. My Zabrak features give me Cassandra Pentaghast syndrome but I'm all woman baby.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Mornin'. Been away for 24 hours, and nobody missed me, huh...

 

Go cry, emo.

 

HA!  Just kidding!  Here, for you   Ideal for home defense!

 

 

 

Stonefisting. Thought up by yours truly...

I knew it!  *glares over at miss "radiates innocence"*

[Animechick69]

A little advice Serza. Self pity isn't an attractive trait women will respect you more if you act like you don't care. The downside is, if you act enough eventually you legit dont give a rats arse.

Actually, it isn't a downside.