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[lynroy]

Snoufleur bacon is clearly inferior! I want the bacon I had that you stole.

[Al Foley]

*bursts through the doors, throws arms open wide, and belts out* Hellllllloooo DQ. 

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Snoufleur bacon is clearly inferior! I want the bacon I had that you stole.

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[Ashaantha]

It's a robbery! *disappears into her table fort*

[lynroy]

That's the last time I try to share my bacon with you lot.   

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

But I wanted bacon

[Al Foley]

I hate bacon. 

[Animechick69]

Ya mum hates bacon.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

That's the last time I try to share my bacon with you lot.   

But I wanted bacon

 

But I have bacon!! It's sizzling and delicious!  I can cook more, I have tons of dead snoufleur freezing outside Skyhold. Eat all y'all want.

 

Hey, hey, turn that frown upside down, buttercup   I have fresh 100% USDA SNOUFLEUR bacon right here for ya

 

[Al Foley]

Ya mum hates bacon.

I wouldn't know.  I haven't seen her in....good grief probably 8 years. 

[lynroy]

But I wanted bacon

The others don't want us to enjoy our bacon.

 

But I have bacon!! It's sizzling and delicious!  I can cook more, I have tons of dead snoufleur freezing outside Skyhold. Eat all you want.

You don't understand! You took my bacon! You took the bacon I had cooked to share with all of you.     I already told you I want the bacon I had with me. Not sloufleur crap bacon.

[Ashaantha]

That's the last time I try to share my bacon with you lot.   

 

I didn't even touch your bacon! that's al on Beren!

 

*glares at her bro*

[Beren Von Ostwick]

*Ber glares back!*  They were nugs, sis.  NUGS!  *Ber storms off to tell miss stabby*

[lynroy]

*Ber glares back!*  They were nugs, sis.  NUGS!  *Ber storms off to tell miss stabby*

You don't know that! I only said it may or may not be nug free. The package didn't say.     

[Animechick69]

I feel a Toddlers and Tiaras gif war coming on..

[Ashaantha]

*hysterical laughter can be heard coming from Stormy's table fort*

[Beren Von Ostwick]

*Ber trudges back in with a forlorn look on his face* 

 

She slapped me and told me not to bother her with this trivial crap ever again, and that as long as it wasn't her Schmooples, she didn't give a damn.   I've also been instructed to reimburse you for the loss of your bacon, Royness.  All in all, it was a pretty crappy time with miss stabby.

[Al Foley]

See all this pointless fighting bacon causes? *Foley shakes his head sadly*  

 

...You know I really cannot wait for ME A to come out.  I wanna play the **** outta it. 

[LightningPoodle]

Bored...

[LightningPoodle]

*Ber trudges back in with a forlorn look on his face* 

 

She slapped me and told me not to bother her with this trivial crap ever again, and that as long as it wasn't her Schmooples, she didn't give a damn.   I've also been instructed to reimburse you for the loss of your bacon, Royness.  All in all, it was a pretty crappy time with miss stabby.

 

*eyes an opening and swipes the coin pouch dangling at your side*

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

But I have bacon!! It's sizzling and delicious!  I can cook more, I have tons of dead snoufleur freezing outside Skyhold. Eat all y'all want.

Bleh the only thing that makes that 'bacon' is the name  me no likey.

 

The others don't want us to enjoy our bacon.

 

You don't understand! You took my bacon! You took the bacon I had cooked to share with all of you.     I already told you I want the bacon I had with me. Not sloufleur crap bacon.

They're the real monsters 

[Rel Fexive]

Bacon is good, and no one should be denied the opportunity to eat it whenever they want provided they like bacon or are not ideologically opposed to its consumption in some way

[LightningPoodle]

Bacon is good, and no one should be denied the opportunity to eat it whenever they want provided they like bacon or are not ideologically opposed to its consumption in some way

 

You know the last bit wasn't needed, right? The first part accounts for those people. Unless of course, people who don't like bacon must by all laws of man be denied bacon.

[Rel Fexive]

You know the last bit wasn't needed, right? The first part accounts for those people. Unless of course, people who don't like bacon must by all laws of man be denied bacon.

 

Yes, but as you say, anyone who denies bacon even once must be denied bacon for all time, unto the tenth generation.

 

/EDI

[LightningPoodle]

Yes, but as you say, anyone who denies bacon even once must be denied bacon for all time, unto the tenth generation.

 

/EDI

 

*nods* Sounds fair.