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So far, I have romanced everybody in DA2 except Merrill (first Anders, then Isabela, then Fenris). But she's very cute. She reminds me of a lost kitten, trying to figure out the crazy world around her.

 

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So far, I have romanced everybody in DA2 except Merrill (first Anders, then Isabela, then Fenris). But she's very cute. She reminds me of a lost kitten, trying to figure out the crazy world around her.

 

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That actually sounds somewhat accurate... Hmm... there's a reason Isabela calls her Kitten, right...?



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But... Pointy ears and tattoos! And cuteness! How could you resist?

Actually, I don't think I romanced anyone BUT Merrill in DA2.

 

Isabela is the sharing type, which is a nope...

Anders I don't like post-Awakening...

Fenris just is... kind of there.

 

Oh believe me.. one thing that shat me off about Isabela was her tendency to "share". And believe me, people paid for it.. Fenris got sent back to Tevinter cause of that ****. :ph34r:

 

But she made up for it in other ways.. good sense of humour, stunning to look at.. full of issues, yet not complicated at the same time. Duelling the Arishok to rescue her arse was amazing..

I think this is why I loved Sera so much.. with each time she opened her mouth, I fell deeper in love. Then she said, "I don't share". :wub: Yep, she is "the one" LOL.

 

My ideal romance in DA2 would have been Aveline. Over all though Cass is my girl. 

 

I'm picking up the vibe you like your wimminz tough. :lol: Nice!

 

 

My ideal is probably... well, Morrigan actually.

 

Oh I know what you mean mate!! Spewing I couldn't bang her as a female.. had to make a dude for her. Morrigan actually taught me a lot of life lessons. ;)



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Oh I know what you mean mate!! Spewing I couldn't bang her as a female.. had to make a dude for her. Morrigan actually taught me a lot of life lessons. ;)

 

She's just so perfect! Her looks, her voice (OMFG  :wub: ) the way she views the world... everything about her is everything I love.  <3



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I'm picking up the vibe you like your wimminz tough. :lol: Nice!

 

Tough as nails with a soft side. I also like the fact that they won't take any flack from anyone.  One of my favorite moments in DA:I is when Cass pretty much verbally handed Roderick Asignon his balls and called him out on his crap. 



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Oh believe me.. one thing that shat me off about Isabela was her tendency to "share". And believe me, people paid for it.. Fenris got sent back to Tevinter cause of that ****. :ph34r:

 

But she made up for it in other ways.. good sense of humour, stunning to look at.. full of issues, yet not complicated at the same time. Duelling the Arishok to rescue her arse was amazing..

I think this is why I loved Sera so much.. with each time she opened her mouth, I fell deeper in love. Then she said, "I don't share". :wub: Yep, she is "the one" LOL.

 

Yeah. Some people thought Sera's gonna be Isabela v2.0, with the whole Rogue thing, and that she's gonna be promiscuous (spelling?) as f*ck (hmm, I see what I did there...)

 

Then she's like "I DON'T SHARE"

Epic.

 

She's just so perfect! Her looks, her voice (OMFG  :wub: ) the way she views the world... everything about her is everything I love.  <3

 

Yeah... The voice... Her voice is a thing of beauty.



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She's just so perfect! Her looks, her voice (OMFG  :wub: ) the way she views the world... everything about her is everything I love.  <3

 

She's pretty damn special. :lol:

 

Always made me laugh too.. "Yay so we're rescuing kittens now!?"

 

Yep. Definitely delicious... I think I may have exploded in my pants when she appeared in Wicked Eyes Wicked Farts. All I had to hear was the classic, "Well well well, what have we here?"

 

Goddamn!! :wub:

 

 

Tough as nails with a soft side. I also like the fact that they won't take any flack from anyone.  One of my favorite moments in DA:I is when Cass pretty much verbally handed Roderick Asignon his balls and called him out on his crap. 

 

Me too!! I cracked up laughing.. or in Haven when she slams the book down on the War Table. :lol: And you can't go wrong with the classic *disgusted noise*.. I'm not attracted to her but I love her character. She annoyed me, at first.. then I grew to like and respect her.

 

 

Yeah. Some people thought Sera's gonna be Isabela v2.0, with the whole Rogue thing, and that she's gonna be promiscuous (spelling?) as f*ck (hmm, I see what I did there...)

 

Then she's like "I DON'T SHARE"

Epic.

 

 

Yeah... The voice... Her voice is a thing of beauty.

 

Oh mate, it was that bad that I sorta WISHED she was Isabela 2.0. :ph34r: I had a fair bit of trouble getting her romance, but got there in the end. Boy was it worth it... I'm disgusted with how happy I was when I finally got there LOL. This is why I laugh when I witness people claim that she's a ****.. get a grip on reality, they clearly don't know ****.

 

She likes her sex, sure.. if you do the romance that much is evidence. But she doesn't put out for just anybody. You gotta be special. That's one of many reasons why she's so damn perfect. :wub:


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Me too!! I cracked up laughing.. or in Haven when she slams the book down on the War Table. :lol: And you can't go wrong with the classic *disgusted noise*.. I'm not attracted to her but I love her character. She annoyed me, at first.. then I grew to like and respect her.

 

At least you gave her a honest shot. One of the reasons I hate so many of the haters on bsn in general is the fact that they spew a bunch of hate for a given character after making a snap judgement. The Cass an Aveline haters make me laugh though. "Oh, she is too manly" or "I bet she has an Adam's apple." you can tell most of that crap is coming from a bunch of boys who hate the fact that a woman like Cass or Aveline is stronger and more assertive than they could ever hope to be.    



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She's pretty damn special. :lol:

 

Always made me laugh too.. "Yay so we're rescuing kittens now!?"

 

Yep. Definitely delicious... I think I may have exploded in my pants when she appeared in Wicked Eyes Wicked Farts. All I had to hear was the classic, "Well well well, what have we here?"

 

Goddamn!! :wub:

 

 

 

Me too!! I cracked up laughing.. or in Haven when she slams the book down on the War Table. :lol: And you can't go wrong with the classic *disgusted noise*.. I'm not attracted to her but I love her character. She annoyed me, at first.. then I grew to like and respect her.

 

 

 

Oh mate, it was that bad that I sorta WISHED she was Isabela 2.0. :ph34r: I had a fair bit of trouble getting her romance, but got there in the end. Boy was it worth it... I'm disgusted with how happy I was when I finally got there LOL. This is why I laugh when I witness people claim that she's a ****.. get a grip on reality, they clearly don't know ****.

 

She likes her sex, sure.. if you do the romance that much is evidence. But she doesn't put out for just anybody. You gotta be special. That's one of many reasons why she's so damn perfect. :wub:

 

Oh, that she does.

Her ending thing is like...

 

"Whatever you want. In bed, and out there. Mostly in bed."

Girl likes it, but you said it - gotta be special.



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At least you gave her a honest shot. One of the reasons I hate so many of the haters on bsn in general is the fact that they spew a bunch of hate for a given character after making a snap judgement. The Cass an Aveline haters make me laugh though. "Oh, she is too manly" or "I bet she has an Adam's apple." you can tell most of that crap is coming from a bunch of boys who hate the fact that a woman like Cass or Aveline is stronger and more assertive than they could ever hope to be.    

 

Exactly... "pea-brained" is what I'd like to call it. Generally they just want some pornstar looking thing to virtually bang and don't appreciate other kinds of beauty. It's the same kinda mentality that people have with Sera: "lolz her hairstyle is stoopid", or.. "lolz she looks like gollum," "she looks old," etc. When all I see is a perfect woman. :wub:

 

But yeah.. I think the whole "independantly capable" puts a lot of men off, when it comes to women. They just want a woman who is dumb enough to settle for their arses. ;)

 

 

Oh, that she does.

Her ending thing is like...

 

"Whatever you want. In bed, and out there. Mostly in bed."

Girl likes it, but you said it - gotta be special.

 

Oh mate.. when she says things like that I...

 

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Cause you can only imagine. :pinched:

 

Blackwall: How are you two going?

 

Sera: Fine yeah? I mean, she's a handful. I'm aching. Too far?

 

LMAO you bet she is. :wub:


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Let's just say.. there would be pleasure in pain. :lol:

 

 

 

I reckon.

 

I just about exploded in my pants when I saw the lady of the forest.

 

Y U NO ROMANCE OPTION!?

Because she is the Maker LI!  :lol:  :lol:



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Because she is the Maker LI!  :lol:  :lol:

 

Wot?

 

The Maker isn't real!!!



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Wot?

 

The Maker isn't real!!!

Then explain why all the Hot smexy Ones endup dead and by his side huh ? first Andraste...then lady Tree  :lol:



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That actually sounds somewhat accurate... Hmm... there's a reason Isabela calls her Kitten, right...?

she is..err..hairy?  :lol:


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she is..err..hairy?  :lol:

lol! If I could only like that more than once. 



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Then explain why all the Hot smexy Ones endup dead and by his side huh ? first Andraste...then lady Tree  :lol:

 

Are you saying the Maker is some kinda sick sexual predator?

 

 

she is..err..hairy?  :lol:

 

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lol! If could only like that more than once. 

:P well truth be told.....Elfish fish aren't hairy.....

 

lol Maybe bela saw Hawke pawn over his sister , and she started calling Merril 'kitten* so he back off ?? Kitten = underage ? 



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:P well truth be told.....Elfish fish aren't hairy.....

 

lol Maybe bela saw Hawke pawn over his sister , and she started calling Merril 'kitten* so he back off ?? Kitten = underage ? 

 

I honestly thought that was a nickname referring to a "little sister" type relationship, to be honest. Although, one could very easily perceive innuendo... especially where Isabela is concerned.



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Are you saying the Maker is some kinda sick sexual predator?

well doh... :lol:

 

I mean he doesnt bother save Andraste but droole over her and watch her suffer and die...then take her as his bride ...how sick can ya get ? 

 

Oh wait..ya can get worse.....everyone think ya are a God and dont see anything wrong with tis scenario  :lol:



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well doh... :lol:

 

I mean he doesnt bother save Andraste but droole over her and watch her suffer and die...then take her as his bride ...how sick can ya get ? 

 

Oh wait..ya can get worse.....everyone think ya are a God and dont see anything wrong with tis scenario  :lol:

 

Well yeah.. there's plenty wrong with that scenario. I'm not a God, I'm the devil. :devil:



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Well yeah.. there's plenty wrong with that scenario. I'm not a God, I'm the devil. :devil:

I didnt mean ya..but the Maker  :P

 

I know where ya stand deary  :lol:



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I didnt mean ya..but the Maker  :P

 

I know where ya stand deary  :lol:

 

Ugh you confused me by saying "ya"!!

 

And you know the delusional egocentric twit that I am.. assumed that you think that people think I'm God. :lol:



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Ugh you confused me by saying "ya"!!

 

And you know the delusional egocentric twit that I am.. assumed that you think that people think I'm God. :lol:

They better not..lol only I get to think that  :P



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They better not..lol only I get to think that  :P

 

Then what are you... the Maker's bride? ;)



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Then what are you... the Maker's bride? ;)

Athame !  :lol: